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#217235 - 01/17/07 05:15 PM Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
smutspov Offline
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Kurt Lockwood is one dumb mother fucker. This dvd features a lame theme of porn broads playing naive young teens looking to learn the ropes when it comes to sucking and Kurt’s just the clown whose ready to teach them who’s their daddy. Pathetic. Now c’mon, can anybody seriously picture Katja Kassin as a young innocent whore in ponytails? Not! The chick’s hershey highway looks like the 405 after rush hour where everybody’s driven up it for years. It just goes to show you what an idiot this guy is. I think Mia & Ava Rose and I can agree on what an egomanical fuckhead he is & if anybody deserves to be slammed for being a selfish "performer" aka mindless meat puppet who thinks porn is all about his imaginary fame and skills in the sack it’s this bozo. Thumbsuckers sucked like Kurt does in the closet. [Sex Z]




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#217236 - 01/17/07 05:34 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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Kurt Lockwood is half retarded according to his mom's sister in Glen Burnie, MD
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#217237 - 01/17/07 07:23 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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Funny shit while I was in Vegas that I know smut would love to hear.... I was walking past the C bar in search of our ride to the rehearsals with my sister, Kurt sitting at the bar with his TACKY horrible Elvis sunglasses, and half unbuttoned shirt, blurts out to his "paid friends, ones that won't chill with out money or work involved" ..... "Oh, Look guys, there goes my two biggest fans!" I stopped, looked around, "where?" Kurt doesn't have fans. He once told Manuel to keep his award warm until he picks it up... That was a couple years ago... God damn thats funny.
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#217238 - 01/18/07 11:03 AM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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lol. What fans does he have beyond the one in the mirror? Anybody besides the King who wears Elvis glasses when it isn't Halloween is totally pathetic. I don't even want to know how bad that stupid band he fronts sounds.

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#217239 - 01/18/07 03:39 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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SOMEONE likes him. He won that damn award. They think his name is going to sell this disc.

Just no one is 'fessin' up!!

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#217240 - 01/18/07 03:47 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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SOMEONE likes him. He won that damn award. They think his name is going to sell this disc.

Just no one is 'fessin' up!!






I know who likes him. It's Lord Master Damien.
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#217241 - 01/18/07 04:03 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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What? No hot thumb action for Kurt in this title? His fans will be very disappointed...

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#217242 - 01/18/07 04:40 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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#217243 - 01/18/07 04:44 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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So, Windsock doesn't look to be obsessed with Cherry Poppins anymore, but is this really any better?
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#217244 - 01/18/07 04:54 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Windy! In your fantasy who's the top and who's the bottom?

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#217245 - 01/18/07 04:55 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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#217246 - 01/18/07 10:11 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
smutspov Offline
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Hey Kurt, I know you're reading this. How's it going?
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#217247 - 01/21/07 09:42 AM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
zenman Offline
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I got exactly the same message. I feel so unspecial.

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#217248 - 01/21/07 09:48 AM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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I got exactly the same message. I feel so unspecial.





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#217249 - 01/21/07 09:55 AM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
smutspov Offline
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Seems the spineless coward is too afraid to say anything to me. Not surprising....



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#217250 - 01/21/07 03:07 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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Seems the spineless coward is too afraid to say anything to me. Not surprising....




He keeps telling me he's too busy swallowing his own jizz to post here, which is a shame, but everyone has their own priorities.

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#217251 - 01/21/07 03:12 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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Seems the spineless coward is too afraid to say anything to me. Not surprising....




He keeps telling me he's too busy swallowing his own jizz to post here, which is a shame, but everyone has their own priorities.





Why would he confide such a thing to you, Fluffin? Are you a pretty little fagget like he?


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#217252 - 01/21/07 03:18 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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He keeps telling me he's too busy swallowing his own jizz to post here, which is a shame, but everyone has their own priorities.




Why would he confide such a thing to you, Fluffin? Are you a pretty little fagget like he?





Don't act like you haven't bawled for hours to me about "why with the throatfucking" and "Jesus H Motherfucking Christ, Aurora" et all. I'm just a good listener, and right about now I think Kurt wants to tell us all something . . . .

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#217253 - 08/17/07 11:21 AM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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Seeing Kurt mindlessly step into the XPT octagon has been like watching a retard flailing at a pinata. He is obviously too stupid to realise that with every post and predictable retort he merely makes himself look like an even bigger jack ass than before. Skurt, the key to winning a flame-war is knowing when to quit dipshit, but losers never win. If you reply, you'll merely prove my point.

game over.



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#217254 - 08/17/07 01:24 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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Seeing Kurt mindlessly step into the XPT octagon has been like watching a retard flailing at a pinata. He is obviously too stupid to realise that with every post and predictable retort he merely makes himself look like an even bigger jack ass than before. Skurt, the key to winning a flame-war is knowing when to quit dipshit, but losers never win. If you reply, you'll merely prove my point.

game over.








You fuckin pusssssyyyyyyyy. where's your threats with your dreaded asp because you can't fight hand to hand, douchie? If we ever did square off (like you've said you want to do), you would become very aware of different submission holds designed to choke you out, break various limbs, etc. You should start training now....

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#217255 - 08/17/07 01:25 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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Funny shit while I was in Vegas that I know smut would love to hear.... I was walking past the C bar in search of our ride to the rehearsals with my sister, Kurt sitting at the bar with his TACKY horrible Elvis sunglasses, and half unbuttoned shirt, blurts out to his "paid friends, ones that won't chill with out money or work involved" ..... "Oh, Look guys, there goes my two biggest fans!" I stopped, looked around, "where?" Kurt doesn't have fans. He once told Manuel to keep his award warm until he picks it up... That was a couple years ago... God damn thats funny.




YEah, Mia Rose, it's almost as funny as you trying to hide your staph infections when you shoot.

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#217256 - 08/17/07 03:27 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
#206753 - 01/17/07 10:23 PM


01/17/07

Way to search newb.
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#217257 - 08/17/07 03:52 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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Seeing Kurt mindlessly step into the XPT octagon has been like watching a retard flailing at a pinata. He is obviously too stupid to realise that with every post and predictable retort he merely makes himself look like an even bigger jack ass than before. Skurt, the key to winning a flame-war is knowing when to quit dipshit, but losers never win. If you reply, you'll merely prove my point.
game over.



Well said. Sadly, the title in question is his "best" directing effort by far; he doesn't rely on his limited ability to write dialog, his lack of musical talent isn't highlighted, and he doesn't have to waste his time on copying mainstream plots that he has yet proven unable to do successfully. He plays a guy old enough to be the father of the women, complete with paunch and receding hairline, as they dress down in age (however ineffectively) too; marking it as more truthfully advertised than any of his works to date. Feint praise it might be but given how lame his other titles have been (even needing to be handed out FREE in Europe), it's better than what he'll get from paid industry sources dependent on advertising dollars.
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#217258 - 08/17/07 05:34 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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Registered: 03/26/07
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Quote:

Quote:

Seeing Kurt mindlessly step into the XPT octagon has been like watching a retard flailing at a pinata. He is obviously too stupid to realise that with every post and predictable retort he merely makes himself look like an even bigger jack ass than before. Skurt, the key to winning a flame-war is knowing when to quit dipshit, but losers never win. If you reply, you'll merely prove my point.

game over.








You fuckin pusssssyyyyyyyy. where's your threats with your dreaded asp because you can't fight hand to hand, douchie? If we ever did square off (like you've said you want to do), you would become very aware of different submission holds designed to choke you out, break various limbs, etc. You should start training now....





i love when people threaten others with kar-a-tay over the internet. it's absolute genius. are the submission holds designed to -in the words of the iron sheik- fuck him in the ass and humble him?
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#217259 - 08/17/07 07:41 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
#206753 - 01/17/07 10:23 PM


01/17/07

Way to search newb.




"Newb?" That's the best you can do. Ok how about if I call you, "Staphie," Mia, as in STAPH INFECTION. And just because you didn't make the rude comment about me yesterday doesn't mean I don't have the right to a comeback.

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#217260 - 08/17/07 07:52 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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Quote:

Quote:

Seeing Kurt mindlessly step into the XPT octagon has been like watching a retard flailing at a pinata. He is obviously too stupid to realise that with every post and predictable retort he merely makes himself look like an even bigger jack ass than before. Skurt, the key to winning a flame-war is knowing when to quit dipshit, but losers never win. If you reply, you'll merely prove my point.
game over.



Well said. Sadly, the title in question is his "best" directing effort by far; he doesn't rely on his limited ability to write dialog, his lack of musical talent isn't highlighted, and he doesn't have to waste his time on copying mainstream plots that he has yet proven unable to do successfully. He plays a guy old enough to be the father of the women, complete with paunch and receding hairline, as they dress down in age (however ineffectively) too; marking it as more truthfully advertised than any of his works to date. Feint praise it might be but given how lame his other titles have been (even needing to be handed out FREE in Europe), it's better than what he'll get from paid industry sources dependent on advertising dollars.




This is awesome. The MORBIDLY OBESE Don Houston talking about somebody ELSE's physique. Don, that's so ridiculous. Who are the fuck are you to say ANYTHING derogatory about somebody else. I mean Don, you're so fat if you broke your leg, gravy would pour out. And I don't care if the movie copies were given out for free or not. HOT VIDEO chose my movie over a CLUB JENNA movie to distribute ALL OVER EUROPE. Do YOU have over 100,000 copies of anything YOU'VE ever directed, wrote, starred in, edited AND wrote the soundtrack for? Nope and your jealous fat ass NEVER will. I have a legacy of movies I've directed, Don, whether you like them or not. What's your legacy? You jerked off to my movies and wrote about them FOR FREE when no one has EVER HIRED YOU or even for that matter ASKED for your lame opinion. You don't move units, Don. You're a self-important joke of a wannabe industry parasite, You're no better than Skankus. You've said all that you can say about me, to the public, to my company owner and what has come of it all? Zilch. I'm still shooting everyday and I'm still directing my big budget feature in November and there's not one. damn. thing. you can do about it. I understand it's your powerlessness about me that drives you crazy, but you're just pissing up a rope. You're inconsequential, Don, a nobody. Despite how many free reviews you post or how much ass you kiss. They only humor you to make your ugly, fat fuck ass move away from the girls you creepilly hang around like a sweaty stalker. You're so gross. Don

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#217261 - 08/17/07 07:58 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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so by your own standards of word count equals meltdown can we surmise that you are reaching critical mass?

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#217262 - 08/17/07 11:02 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
MiaRoseXXX Offline
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Registered: 02/20/06
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.... :: blink blink :: I don't even know if I should comment this? so, I will just say this...

Kurt. The comment I made about you... was in fucking JAN OF 07.... ITS BEEN 8 MONTHS. and why the fuck would you and that giant fucking fairy C. XXX bring up old BULL SHIT?! Cause I didn't loose enough work over it? Cause people don't listen to what people post in gossip forums? ..... Your a shits salesman with a fucking mouth full of samples.

Kurt... DO NOT FUCKING MENTION MY NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH UNLESS ITS NOT SHIT TALKING. I haven't even met you in person. You have no clue who I am or what the fuck I am about. But I will tell you this.... What I am about might be a bit more mature than what you are used to.... Obviously.

A lil shit talking is cute, but when it fucking affects another persons life, and work.... And you KNOW.... stop.

Just fucking stop.


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Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
#206753 - 01/17/07 10:23 PM


01/17/07

Way to search newb.




"Newb?" That's the best you can do. Ok how about if I call you, "Staphie," Mia, as in STAPH INFECTION. And just because you didn't make the rude comment about me yesterday doesn't mean I don't have the right to a comeback.


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#217263 - 08/18/07 06:40 AM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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Registered: 03/11/07
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so by your own standards of word count equals meltdown can we surmise that you are reaching critical mass?



Heh heh heh, pointing out his own twisted version of logic will get you nowhere but it is a good point for the rational folks among us. I wonder which of his lame movies will be foisted on Europe (no wonder they hate Americans!) for free as a tax write off next. I also wonder if Steve knows what his true legacy will be given how the other directors at Sex Z Pictures are the ones getting the big budgets, the big promotions, and the accolades that he can only BUY with advertising dollars (so THAT'S WHERE THE $50K is going!), as well as the idea that the one selling his ass is the one held up to scrutiny regarding appearance?!?
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#217264 - 08/18/07 06:46 AM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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"Your a shits salesman with a fucking mouth full of samples."

That is one spell check and subject-verb agreement away from a sig.
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#217265 - 08/18/07 12:48 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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.... :: blink blink :: I don't even know if I should comment this? so, I will just say this...

Kurt. The comment I made about you... was in fucking JAN OF 07.... ITS BEEN 8 MONTHS. and why the fuck would you and that giant fucking fairy C. XXX bring up old BULL SHIT?! Cause I didn't loose enough work over it? Cause people don't listen to what people post in gossip forums? ..... Your a shits salesman with a fucking mouth full of samples.

Kurt... DO NOT FUCKING MENTION MY NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH UNLESS ITS NOT SHIT TALKING. I haven't even met you in person. You have no clue who I am or what the fuck I am about. But I will tell you this.... What I am about might be a bit more mature than what you are used to.... Obviously.

A lil shit talking is cute, but when it fucking affects another persons life, and work.... And you KNOW.... stop.

Just fucking stop.


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Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
#206753 - 01/17/07 10:23 PM


01/17/07

Way to search newb.




"Newb?" That's the best you can do. Ok how about if I call you, "Staphie," Mia, as in STAPH INFECTION. And just because you didn't make the rude comment about me yesterday doesn't mean I don't have the right to a comeback.








Oh, Mia, it's wayyyy to late for you to beg for some quarter from me now. When I was trying to "stay above" all this b.s. on here, where were you? A: right there fucking in it. You were one of the main haters. I tried to work it out with you, remember? I e-mailed you that we porn stars shouldn't let XPT turns us against each other. I tried to explain that it was US vs. THEM not YOU vs. Me. THEY are the ones trying to infiltrate and destroy our industry for their OWN fame. (Hi Luke, Hi Gram!) I even offered you work! Has any of these haters ever tried to put thousands of dollars in your bank account like I did? No. And you know how you responded to my "olive branch," my reaching out to you to make peace? You shit alllll over me in here, Staphie, so forgive me if I find your, "Hey, leave me a lone, I'm innocent" bullshit to be just that...bullshit. And Mia, you are such a mean bitch that no, sorry, I don't wanna know ya. Mia "Staph Infection" Rose

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#217266 - 08/18/07 12:54 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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so by your own standards of word count equals meltdown can we surmise that you are reaching critical mass?



Heh heh heh, pointing out his own twisted version of logic will get you nowhere but it is a good point for the rational folks among us. I wonder which of his lame movies will be foisted on Europe (no wonder they hate Americans!) for free as a tax write off next. I also wonder if Steve knows what his true legacy will be given how the other directors at Sex Z Pictures are the ones getting the big budgets, the big promotions, and the accolades that he can only BUY with advertising dollars (so THAT'S WHERE THE $50K is going!), as well as the idea that the one selling his ass is the one held up to scrutiny regarding appearance?!?





Don, you morbidly obese wannabe fanboi douchebag, when has ANYONE ever given you $5 to make a movie you turd? This DESPITE all those years and thousands of FREE REVIEWS that you posted because YOU KNOW SOOOO MUCH ABOUT PORN that no one has ever even PAID YOU ONCE for your opinion. Shouldn't YOU be directing, Don, with your VAST PORNO MAKING KNOWLEDGE? I wonder why no one has ever given YOU a budget, you fat fuck? Maybe because, you are an IDIOT whose self-importance far outweighs his real world value? I'm not ashamed of a 50K feature budget. Most directors in porn today would give their right arms for that kinda budget, hell, I have friends who have graduated from USC film school who don't get that kinda money to make a movie from soup to nuts. Nice try, tho, fatboy. Keep eating youself to death because FOOD NEVER REJECTS you like every woman you've ever tried to fuck, right, fatboy?

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#217267 - 08/18/07 12:54 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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Kurt, why did you rape her and give her the staph infection?
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#217268 - 08/18/07 12:55 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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Kurt, why did you rape her and give her the staph infection?





Vin, how could you wish a fate worse than death on me like that, sex with Staph infected Mia Rose? I'll do bestiality movies before that, lol.

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#217269 - 08/18/07 03:04 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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A lil shit talking is cute, but when it fucking affects another persons life, and work.... And you KNOW.... stop.

Just fucking stop.





Mia, it's pointless, he's like a rabid dog deluded by his own imaginary grandeur & obviously doesn't care about his own already horrible reputation. On the lighter side, it's comical and it reminds me of that scene in Monty Python's Holy Grail where they lop the guy's arm off and he keeps attacking then they cut his other arm off, and he keeps wanting to fight and then they chop off his legs and then.....well, you probably get the picture.

It's even laughable how Kurt threatens with me those submission holds he puts on his boyfriends because I'd mace the motherfucker at first threat and I doubt those tacky elvis shades could stop it. Once his eyes start tearing as he hilariously gasps for air I'd instinctively calculate my next strike.




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#217270 - 08/18/07 03:49 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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A lil shit talking is cute, but when it fucking affects another persons life, and work.... And you KNOW.... stop.

Just fucking stop.





Mia, it's pointless, he's like a rabid dog deluded by his own imaginary grandeur & obviously doesn't care about his own already horrible reputation. On the lighter side, it's comical and it reminds me of that scene in Monty Python's Holy Grail where they lop the guy's arm off and he keeps attacking then they cut his other arm off, and he keeps wanting to fight and then they chop off his legs and then.....well, you probably get the picture.

It's even laughable how Kurt threatens with me those submission holds he puts on his boyfriends because I'd mace the motherfucker at first threat and I doubt those tacky elvis shades could stop it. Once his eyes start tearing as he hilariously gasps for air I'd instinctively calculate my next strike.









LEt's see... you've threatened me with an Asp, and now Mace. But strangely, never hand to hand combat? Why is that? Because you are so morbidly obese that you would be winded after less than one minute? That you are so morbidly obese that you're as slow as molasses in winter? Because you are so morbidly obese that WITHOUT any type of weapon you have zero hope at all? Must be tough to be as big a pussy as you are Smuttie. Smut

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#217271 - 08/18/07 03:56 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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I love how Kurt is so afraid of this asp that Smut has threatened him with...i bet he had to google it just to find out what the hell it is

I will one up the asp and threaten silly Kurt with an ornate golden baboon (linked description for the meth addled kurt)

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#217272 - 08/18/07 03:57 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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Seems like Kurt in all his retarded glory forgot about the eye gouge. I'm talking self defense though I'd throw down if I had to, bulk goes a long way chump. lol. sticks and stones don't do shit & if anybody tried to break my bones I wouldn't fight fair, I'd fight to win, so weapons are never ruled out, stupid.
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#217273 - 08/18/07 04:10 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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Seems like Kurt in all his retarded glory forgot about the eye gouge. I'm talking self defense though I'd throw down if I had to, bulk goes a long way chump. lol. sticks and stones don't do shit & if anybody tried to break my bones I wouldn't fight fair, I'd fight to win, so weapons are never ruled out, stupid.





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#217274 - 08/18/07 07:35 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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Seems like Kurt in all his retarded glory forgot about the eye gouge. I'm talking self defense though I'd throw down if I had to, bulk goes a long way chump. lol. sticks and stones don't do shit & if anybody tried to break my bones I wouldn't fight fair, I'd fight to win, so weapons are never ruled out, stupid.





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Skurt Lackwood posting:
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#217275 - 08/19/07 06:31 AM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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Mia, it's pointless, he's like a rabid dog deluded by his own imaginary grandeur & obviously doesn't care about his own already horrible reputation. On the lighter side, it's comical and it reminds me of that scene in Monty Python's Holy Grail where they lop the guy's arm off and he keeps attacking then they cut his other arm off, and he keeps wanting to fight and then they chop off his legs and then.....well, you probably get the picture.




That thought occurred to me too but I also think his overall posting experiences of this last week are as indicative of the Monty Python "Argument" skit (a limited but decent explanation is here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Argument_Sketch). There aren't enough hours in the day to read all of his repetitive claims and boasts (not to mention the nonsensical ranting) but the parts I glance through show that he is increasingly clueless about many of us here (at least as much as he is about himself).
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#217276 - 08/20/07 04:58 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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Quote:

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Seems like Kurt in all his retarded glory forgot about the eye gouge. I'm talking self defense though I'd throw down if I had to, bulk goes a long way chump. lol. sticks and stones don't do shit & if anybody tried to break my bones I wouldn't fight fair, I'd fight to win, so weapons are never ruled out, stupid.





Smutmutant fighting: whhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzz! whhhheeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz!





Skurt Lackwood posting:




Whhheeeeezzz fatboy whhhheeeezzzz!

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#217277 - 08/20/07 05:11 PM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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Mia, it's pointless, he's like a rabid dog deluded by his own imaginary grandeur & obviously doesn't care about his own already horrible reputation. On the lighter side, it's comical and it reminds me of that scene in Monty Python's Holy Grail where they lop the guy's arm off and he keeps attacking then they cut his other arm off, and he keeps wanting to fight and then they chop off his legs and then.....well, you probably get the picture.




That thought occurred to me too but I also think his overall posting experiences of this last week are as indicative of the Monty Python "Argument" skit (a limited but decent explanation is here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Argument_Sketch). There aren't enough hours in the day to read all of his repetitive claims and boasts (not to mention the nonsensical ranting) but the parts I glance through show that he is increasingly clueless about many of us here (at least as much as he is about himself).




Yeah suck it good, Donnie! Lick my ass while you are down there. Oooo that's good. Don, Don, Don, I DON"T WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU. Maybe that's you don't understand. You know me. I don't know you. You post about me I only respond to your posts. I don't initiate ANYTHING with you (or any of the rest of the LEGION OF SUPER PUSSIES). I am a porn star Don, NOT you. I am the one who is (somewhat) famous all over the world. NOT you. And no matter of posting about me is EVER gonna get you to my level or to the level of ANY porn star for that matter. And that's what you REALLY want isn't it? That's what your obsession with me is all about, right? Like the loser in the prison yard who tries to shank the celeb inmate for bragging rights? Well, it aint gonna happen fatso. I could disappear tomorrow and you would still just be a morbidly obese bottom feeder who wastes his entire life jacking off to porn (that other people make because YOU WILL NEVER DIRECT ANYTHING) and then writing about it FOR FREE on the net. woohoo! What a life (NOT!) I loved when you said "THE COMPANY OWNERS ALL KISS MY ASS." I hope every single company owner sees that you that (INCLUDING YOU KNOW WHO!!) and cuts you off like you deserve, shithead.

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#217278 - 08/21/07 06:53 AM Re: Kurt Lockwood's Thumbsuckers
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Don, since he keeps misquoting your comments about company owners, why don't you print what a few of them had to say this week?



Naaa, I'm content that using Kurt's own piss poor logic is enough for any of them interested enough to follow along. The fact is that the directors and PR people I'm acquainted with are more interested in results than anything Kurt has to say; including those at his own company. I'm fair enough to review stuff he's in so they keep sending it in by the box load.
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