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#217168 - 01/17/07 11:12 AM Wear your fuckng seatbelt.
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	If you don't, chances are you'll die, or be horribly injured if you have an accident. "But it's uncomfortable" - Going headfirst through the windshield, and then onto the pavement, is MUCH more uncomfortable. *"Well insert name here* was killed because he/she wore a seatbelt"** - Shut the fuck up, because you're a moron. By spreading this kind of delusional crap, you might just be able to convince someone of this, and risk their life in addition to your own. Seatbelts save lives, end of story. If you're not worried about your life, then try thinking of all the people you're going to hurt when they find pieces of your battered body, strewn along the highway. Not wearing a seatbelt is just as selfish as suicide, because it show complete disregard for anyone but yourself. Info and Statistics Ok, i'm getting off of my soapbox now. I just needed to put that out there. _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#217169 - 01/17/07 11:42 AM Re: Wear your fuckng seatbelt.
palmolive Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 08/27/06 Posts: 310 Loc: on the interstates of this gre...	fuck you and fuck this thing you call a "seat belt" _________________________ You are soaking in it. - Madge
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#217170 - 01/17/07 11:53 AM Re: Wear your fuckng seatbelt.
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	They rarely help! _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#217171 - 01/17/07 11:58 AM Re: Wear your fuckng seatbelt.
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: fuck you and fuck this thing you call a "seat belt" Don't worry Madge, natural selection will take care of you in due time. _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#217172 - 01/17/07 12:03 PM Re: Wear your fuckng seatbelt.
elaborator Porn Icon Registered: 01/27/06 Posts: 3440 Loc: Jaundice Town	seatbelts are for suckas! _________________________
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#217173 - 01/17/07 12:03 PM Re: Wear your fuckng seatbelt.
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: They rarely help! Thank you for helping to prove my point! A belt in this kind of case can mean the difference between a fender bender, and a concussion. _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#217174 - 01/17/07 12:33 PM Re: Wear your fuckng seatbelt.
Sister Fister AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 12/18/06 Posts: 549 Loc: Pittsburgh Pa	Quote: fuck you and fuck this thing you call a "seat belt" I totally agree with you dude. You should fuck wearing a seat belt, It would be wonderful having one less asshole around...also a video of your headless body flying through your fucking windshield, may remind people (Who are not compleat and utter wastes of life) to not "fuck wearing a seatbelt" So keep being a vaginal blood fart and hopfully you will get into an accident get thrown out of your car and then pinned between it and the ground for 12 fucking hours while you freeze to death.... _________________________ "Alexis Bledel, aka Rory Gilmore. I wanna do her and Lauren Graham at the same time...but only if they stay in mother/daughter character...or else it's the rubber hose for the both of 'em." ~Vizzle
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#217175 - 01/17/07 12:36 PM Re: Wear your fuckng seatbelt.
palmolive Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 08/27/06 Posts: 310 Loc: on the interstates of this gre...	hey sportsfan! why dont i choke you to death with a motherfucking seat belt??? would you like that??? where are your sacred seat belts now as the froth builds around your gasping mouth??? Where are you god damned seat belts NOW!!!??? _________________________ You are soaking in it. - Madge
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#217176 - 01/17/07 01:00 PM Re: Wear your fuckng seatbelt.
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: hey sportsfan! why dont i choke you to death with a motherfucking seat belt??? would you like that??? where are your sacred seat belts now as the froth builds around your gasping mouth??? Where are you god damned seat belts NOW!!!??? Hey fucker, do you find it difficult to be a hard-ass with a nick like "palmolive"? Wear one or don't wear one, but if there's someone, somewhere in this world that cares about you, they'll have to identify your battered, possibly decapitated body when you're thrown from the wreckage. I know that I wouldn't wish that upon any of my friends or family. (notice the unfastened seatbelt) _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#217177 - 01/17/07 01:00 PM Re: Wear your fuckng seatbelt.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: hey sportsfan! why dont i choke you to death with a motherfucking seat belt??? would you like that??? where are your sacred seat belts now as the froth builds around your gasping mouth??? Where are you god damned seat belts NOW!!!??? WTF are you going on about? Everyone is happy that you're not wearing your seat belt! Advise on Gun Safety for you and yours: Same diff'! Just faster!! _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#217178 - 01/17/07 01:09 PM Re: Wear your fuckng seatbelt.
Sister Fister AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 12/18/06 Posts: 549 Loc: Pittsburgh Pa	Quote: hey sportsfan! why dont i choke you to death with a motherfucking seat belt??? would you like that??? where are your sacred seat belts now as the froth builds around your gasping mouth??? Where are you god damned seat belts NOW!!!??? Wow your such a bad ass behind your keybord...I wish i could be a tough guy like you. Threatening people safetly from your mother's basement, go fuck yourself asshole and have a wonderful day _________________________ "Alexis Bledel, aka Rory Gilmore. I wanna do her and Lauren Graham at the same time...but only if they stay in mother/daughter character...or else it's the rubber hose for the both of 'em." ~Vizzle
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#217179 - 01/17/07 01:12 PM Re: Wear your fuckng seatbelt.
Sister Fister AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 12/18/06 Posts: 549 Loc: Pittsburgh Pa	PS.... Quote: Where are you god damned seat belts NOW!!!??? Bend Over and I'll Show You Pussy _________________________ "Alexis Bledel, aka Rory Gilmore. I wanna do her and Lauren Graham at the same time...but only if they stay in mother/daughter character...or else it's the rubber hose for the both of 'em." ~Vizzle
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#217180 - 01/17/07 02:01 PM Re: Wear your fuckng seatbelt.
elaborator Porn Icon Registered: 01/27/06 Posts: 3440 Loc: Jaundice Town	all this anger and vitriol about "seatbelts"...I took em out of my car cuz they mess up the interior. _________________________
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#217181 - 01/17/07 02:04 PM Re: Wear your fuckng seatbelt.
MoronBoy Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/30/06 Posts: 1712 Loc: at the end of the longest line	Public Service Announcements on XPT?!? What's next? _________________________ Twitter.com/degraderzim
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#217182 - 01/17/07 02:13 PM Re: Wear your fuckng seatbelt.
papercut AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 10/04/06 Posts: 522	Quote: all this anger and vitriol about "seatbelts"...I took em out of my car cuz they mess up the interior. Awesome. I hope this is true and I recommend a lot of drunk driving and excessive speed. Cheers. _________________________ Gigi, it's like you're putting a rainbow in all of our hearts... - faggypatty
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#217183 - 01/17/07 02:16 PM Re: Wear your fuckng seatbelt.
elaborator Porn Icon Registered: 01/27/06 Posts: 3440 Loc: Jaundice Town	Quote: lot of drunk driving and excessive speed... as I run your sorry ass down! _________________________
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#217184 - 01/17/07 02:20 PM Re: Wear your fuckng seatbelt.
elaborator Porn Icon Registered: 01/27/06 Posts: 3440 Loc: Jaundice Town	_________________________
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#217185 - 01/17/07 03:09 PM Re: Wear your fuckng seatbelt.
palmolive Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 08/27/06 Posts: 310 Loc: on the interstates of this gre...	Quote: do you find it difficult to be a hard-ass with a nick like "palmolive"? it is 72% compensation and 16% exasperation. _________________________ You are soaking in it. - Madge
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#217186 - 01/17/07 03:38 PM Re: Wear your fuckng seatbelt.
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Quote: do you find it difficult to be a hard-ass with a nick like "palmolive"? it is 72% compensation and 16% exasperation. And, what? 12% 'ancient chinese secret'?? Are you really "Calgon"? _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#217187 - 01/17/07 05:24 PM Re: Wear your fuckng seatbelt.
N-Word Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 11/28/06 Posts: 167 Loc: Billings,MT	[quote (notice the unfastened seatbelt) Was he ok?? _________________________ Christian gets so turned on by getting stuffed with two she-cocks at the same time that he wants it totally rawâ€”no condomsâ€”so the girls oblige by stuffing him full of raw she-meat.
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#217188 - 01/17/07 06:11 PM Re: Wear your fuckng seatbelt.
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	I wear my seat belts. Now I just have to bolt the seats down. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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