My Pop taught me there is nothing more dangerous than a dull knife, and it's true.

Thinking back, I think I might have done this with a butter-knife. The rounded tip was why it went astray and caught my finger. It's a real jaggedy cut. I probably should have gone for stitches, but my drunk ass was preoccupied. But I did manage to successfully fry up a batch of frozen butter battered mushrooms. Now there's a giant streak of blood across my stainless fridge so it looks like I murdered someone in my kitchen.

Btw, in case anyone was wondering, butter battered mushrooms induce farts that smell just like artificial butter-flavored popcorn.

I never drink on Canada day anymore.

Is it bad luck? Nobody fuxking told me.

Naw, just the sheer stupidity of the night. I live in the Capital , so it's like X1000. That, and the fact I'm a tray jockey. I just am done with being in a bar after working the night.

Mostly underage kids drinking in public, no one over the age of 19 goes to see the fireworks anymore.

There will be lots of legal people in Weehawken Monday watching the Hudson fireworks.

400mg of Mg2+ dissolved in about 6 oz. of H20. Really, don't be jealous.

Gen, are you b.i.d, t.i.d or q.i.d on the Magnesium?

1/d although typically not that consistent with it when my rectum expels my soul profusely.

Just got in. Hung out with some old friends, and threw back about a dozen or so. Realized that we've all reached the age where alot of the crazy stories are from closer to 20 years ago than 10. Had a really good time though. If the definition of good friends was people you don't see for a number of years, then you pick up right from where you left off, I have many more than I thought. Very happy night.

Who isn't drinking tonight?

cl's going down like water. they pretty much are water but you know what i mean.

Me.

I'm there as soon as I install this new AC. The old one ain't hacking this 103 heat, to say nothing about the humidity.

They're only designed to cool by about 20 degrees. It's been 85 in my house, during the day, for the last 18 days. My ac unit is about 15 years old so expect to fall dead any time now.

So hot here even the tranny hookers are staying inside. just got back from a lame party where the only booze was bud light.

Until a few minutes ago, it was too hot to drink, even for me.

Bud Light? Was it a Donkey Long party? That could be why there were no tranny hookers on the streets, they were otherwise employed.

Yes. Yes I am.

It was just horrid. And they were charging for the beer. A frumpy girl standing beside a tip jar was demanding a $1. And who the fuck gets a birthday cake from costco for their guests? I left when the guy with a mohawk and shape-ups came in. lameness all around.

Sounds like Ryan would find it classy.

shockingly i did see jean val jean there until he left as soon as he walked in. thats the first time i've ever seen that guy use his brain whereas i stayed around for an hour trying my new persona as an optimist.

whiskey tonight bitchesszzzzsss

I am, but my mate and the 2 Thai chicks we have holed up here have gone all fucking shuteye. Fucking lightweights. Some extra-loud Foo Fighters should fix that..

I've pretty much decided I'm going to. When we had to sell my folk's home, I ended up with the contents of their liquor cabinet. Stumbled over the boxes this morning in my storage unit.

Just make sure there are no floaties.

Ketel One & Diet 7UP. Went to the Great Alaskan Bush Co. at 8pm. Ran into a tattooed Suicide Girl there who used to make coffee for me. Saw at least 3 girls dancing who either had baby-bumps or drink too much beer. Woke up in my car at 4am who no money in my pockets but the number of the hottest girl in the club. She kinda looks like a 22 year old Carmen Electra.

Everyone is hassling me to do a million shooters at my new gig but i can't imbibe until the 26th. It's annoying. Why the fuck am I bartending again....

For the first time in weeks.

4.5 hours at the bar should be as much hurricane preparation as anyone needs. Bar owner was miserable because the cops told him everyone out by 10, so he had to get everyone out by 8:30, so he could have the 1.5 hours of clean up and closing. He cryin about losing Sat night receipts, like anyone going to be heading to the bar at 10.

Adding to the things-to-not-to-do list: Vomit after you've recently consumed an iced mocha followed by lots of red wine. That combination doesn't come back up very nicely.

at 5am this morning I found myself in a rose bush...no more whisky...ever.

I got's a handcart full of Colt .45 sixers, and all the Green Hornet episodes. So either I get shitfaced and watch Bruce Lee, or I get shitfaced and pass out dreaming about giving Kyra Sedgwick one giant negro creampie...woo hoo!!!

kids got a tourney in mass this weekend... we hit the bruins/tampa game and i got my drunk irish on. sam adams brick red to be exact.

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I'm trying this tonight-

Two Thumbs up. Next week Knob Creek Special reserve

Looks like I'm going to have to give up beer. The fucking shit spikes my sugar and then I feel like I've been anesthetized the next day. I practically faint after a meal. Wine doesn't seem to have the same effect. At least not to the same degree.

I think I'd work on the diet first. Life without beer, with all it's hops, malts and nuances would seem empty.

Wouldn't wine have more sugar?

Double Chocolate Stout *drool*

Thanks Fiend !

nevermind wallowing in the minutiae bdm. get yourself in shape and get back on the bottle like the rest of us.

Heh I'm not diabetic. [at least not yet] I have reactive hypoglycemia. My insulin kicks my ass if I overload on carbs and sometimes it dosn't really take much at all. Taters and beans wear me out ! It's good to be able to have a glass of wine in the evening though. Giving up beer is almost impossible for me. I love it !

Priorities: Porter > Pasta.

Reactive hypoglycemia is a result of improper dietary habits. What works for you may not for others and vice versa. Often times an imbalance of miro-flora may be the cause for improper assimilation during the digestive process. Eating ample amounts of protein, tons of fiber (berries and veggies)and keep your complex carb intake to the size of the palm of your hand until you have it under control; all the while taking at least 8 billion of a probiotic should be sufficient enough to feel and notice a difference within a few days to a week.

Also take into consideration what you are eating or have eaten at least an hour prior to drinking beer that makes you spike.

Eating healthy vs. eating shitty and drinking are huge differences from one another. You will see once you do this.