I hear ya bro. When they realize yer cool, get em loaded, and pound it good, lots of of em will tell you of a discount for a next time.

The getting them loaded part varies. I don't drink or have booze in my house. Nowadays its mostly just lots of weed and for some maybe some blow or molly. I also recommend some percocet to the anal newbies because I'm a gentleman. I won't fuck with a girl who shoots up anything, or any girls that look ridden hard and put away wet. I go for fresh faces, most aren't even porn chicks, just cam girls or regular twitter girls

Heart and gout meds. What a drag.

So much for Who's Drinking Tonight. More like "who's gonna die of the most ridiculous accidental death ever" thread. Laaaaaaame.

Whores shouldn't kill the party.

Shouldn't but did. Too bad :-P

Three bottles of Moet & Chandon in my fridge, and I have this weird hangup on drinking alone. So there they sit.

BTW,I have gotten good reviews on my home made cabernet by the local moonshine drankin hillbillies. I left it a bit dry so it wouldn't be syrupy and like the hell out of it myself. I've given 8 or 9 bottles away [cause thats how I roll]. Got about 4 left for me after I've also been working on it periodically. Next up is some Raspberry Zinfandel.
Just had some Seagrams lime flavored gin and 7UP. Not bad.

Did a shit load of yard work after dinner last night and today. Celebrating w/ 2-22oz Becks with dinner.

I think I'm fucked up. If I snort a line of speed, I can sit on a couch or an office chair for 12 hrs. I smoke 1/3 of a joint, and I can't sit still. I'm up off my ass, bouncing around and getting shit done. I may smoke a bowl before work and see how shit works out.

I can believe that. I used to use the weed to get my mind going sometimes. depends on the type.

Enjoying the company of a fine little 19 year old daddy's little girl I pulled off twitter at 1/4 of her true weekend rate is in for a weekend of typical debauchery, she's snoozing wearing just a pair of my boxers with her thing underneath, but sticking out so you can see it, I think the kids call it a whale tail? Anyway, I'm a huge fan of this underrated look.

I digress. Wrenched my back last night moving some boxes, so I too half an 80 anticipating the fun around 530, as she got in about 6. She doesn't drink thankfully, but enjoys her bong hits, as do I, so those were a frequent occurrence this evening. I took the other half of the 80 about 930-10:00. Went to take another half a while after midnight and I swallowed the whole thing by mistake. That was more than necessary and now I'm wired smoking a blunt and watching Charlie Ma-Sheen get a mancave while she sleeps. So far so good, and the 80s always do help my stamina for some reason and she is far more fun than I even anticipated.

Mulling over waking her up with my tongue in her shitlocker

Just got home from a nice local spa with my sidekick. Thus far there's just been lots of THC passed among the 2 of us. The party starts now though, I've procured a little less than an 8ball of really good Yay, so we're about to be skiing in July.

I plan on doing the first few lines off herbody , a practice that is certainly fun, but is far more fun in theory than it is in practice. Since she's showering now and enema'd a bit ago, I think we'll start with the booty bump,then go from there. I also notice any time I end up doing gcoke with a girl she eventually winds up rimming my balloon knot periodically throughout the evening am I mad? Nah, ain't mad, I love it!

Happy weekend fools! Party safe!

Husbiffle and I took a trip to Atlanta for a quick global entry interview and met thee man, Bishop that evening for dinner. To celebrate catching up after so many years we had a shot of his favorite, Patron. And sipped on some pretty good margaritas. Amazing man as always, so glad to finally see him again.

How many loads you pump into/onto that whore this weekend?

Did she do good balloon knot work, both giving and getting?

Bishop used to post here but he disappeared!

Wow! Looks like you guys had sooooooooooooooo much fun!!!!!

She kept a running total, 3 in her mouth/on her face, 3 on her body, and one in her shitter. Both of our knots were licked far more than necessary, and I even allowed some finger work during a hummer, not a bad experience at all BTW, I'd recommend it

Yer livin the life, Bro.

LOL I don't blame him He's one of the smarter ones.

Hey P, is Bish still selling cars? Did he ever pay Burg back for that brick of weed the got from the cripple?

They ain't all home runs, man. I've had much better experiences lately with regular hot girls off twitter than I've had with PW's.

BTW on blunt #2 of some delicious greenery. Out west y'all have crazy names for crazy strains, out here in NY we call it 'good shit'

I know how it goes man. You gotta go through lots of rocks to find a diamond, but when you find one, the disappointments along the way make it that much sweeter.

Not selling cars. He's onto much better things and is doing very well. He deserves it We never talked about Burg and/or weed so I have no idea. We discussed our curiosity of what JM plans to do as his comeback with the company. Dying to know!

Deep, man. True too

Just fishing and drinking these days. Kettle One and Diet 7Up mostly. What's the deal with everyone drinking hard cider these days? My fridge is full of it from people stopping by and leaving the shit here.

I think you answered your own question. They're buying but not drinking.

I couldn't imagine getting drunk off of that shit unless I was a teenager. Then again, I'm also diabetic and my blood sugar would be thru the roof if I drank stuff like that. Beer is bad enough and I only drink it on a few occasions.

Stiegl Radler. 2% grapefruit beer. I can drink a few and not get fucked up. Gift for dog sitting.

If you can find it, RJ Rockers' "Son of a Peach" is good stuff in limited quantities. It's a summer beer, not cider, made in my city. More peaches used to be grown in this county than the entire "peach state".

I'll check it . The Ontario government runs a fucking racket alcohol-wise..

Canada booze prices are high as I am. It's a crime.

I got raped earlier getting a half-gallon of Kettle One at the SafeWay near my fishing spot on the Kenai river. $85, "marked down" to $69 because I have a SafeWay Club Card.

What I used to do w/ Hard Cider and Lemonade is buy a 6pack to throw in the cooler w/ a case of beer, when I went to a party. Good to have one as a switch up every few beers and to have around for broads.

Finishing the night of with a Rekorderlig, which was also in my dog-walking gift pack. did shots, which i hate. and had a tecate at a hipster joint.

Did a couple shots of cheap brandy, a few joints, three whippets and a couple beers.

I tried a German ale called Cucumber Kolsch. It had a great cucumber note that was very fresh tasting. No artificial taste at all. I was pleasantly surprised how awesome it was. A lot of reviews online aren't that great. I'm going to assume those jerk offs pride in their taste for Coors and Budweiser.

Immer diese Umlautkonfusion...

Kölsch.

The Reinheitsgebot would frown upon cucumber aroma in any form though.

But of course they would. There's always someone who would frown upon something but it doesn't mean it does not work well. So fuck 'em.

I'll go with my same thoughts on this as my thoughts on Corona w/ Lime or Bud Light Lime: If you gotta put fruit in yer beer to make it palatable, you got shit beer.

I am a firm believer that "craft beer" is nothing but yuppies trying to ruin beer, as they ruin everything else.

Stick it to the man.

The Reinheitsgebot seems to be an overcome remnant of the past, if the German Wikipedia entry is to be believed.

Beer produced by German companies for the German market using organic ingredients is probably some of the most traditional stuff out there.
Not because it's German; because it's legally binding.

It has now been 10 months since I last touched a drug other than alcohol. And I've even quit smoking.

Good for you Admiral. What inspired the lifestyle change?

Yer still tappin whores though, right?

Mainly because I've been so busy the last 10 months I haven't been able to find the time for a good party. There really hasn't been a conscious lifestyle change. It's just the effects of aging, I think. Getting coked up, smoking meth, or rolling on E takes me three or four days to recover now, and although I've had business travel during this time it's always been inadvisable to get my partay on during or after these trips. The Admiral has never been one to show up to a business meeting strung out on drugs or wrecked after a weekend bender. Partying enough that it might affect the flow of cash necessary to fuel the party would never be a good idea.

Will I ever have one of those lost weekends again? Don't really want to end up like Don Simpson, dead of heart failure at 52. I figure if I've made it 10 months, I can go on to my rightful end, dead of liver failure at 62.

I hear ya on the older ya get, the longer the hangover lasts. Even if I'm going out to get good and boozy, I try to just do it on Fridays, so come Monday I'm human again.

I hear you admiral. Work has been going really well for me even as an old dude, and the blood pressure meds seem to have altered the taste of booze after a few drinks. I've also been too busy to smoke a bunch of weed.

Sadly, I've been too busy to bang the young girls with daddy issues that appear now and then. I am no stud, but I can usually pay for things, which is more than the loser dudes they date can. I'm been traveling a bunch to really not have time for them.

But I have this one 21-yr old who is tired of dating losers and/or needs an allowance and can handle it. But she still wants it on the DL (which may work for me actually), but I've told her I want her to introduce me to her mom just to see how serious she is.

She is still estranged from her father who found a video she did sucking off a dude and is supposedly 'angry and disappointed'. I told her I suspect he actually beat off to it, which is why he's so angry. He even told her it seemed like she "performed well". nice work dad.

I think I am repeating myself. Sorry. fuck me.

Cute bim. Good Luck!

The Reinheitsgebot was nothing but a tax scam. Tax on alcohol content did not take hold in Germany until the early 1900's. So the way the German monarchy made money on beer was to tax the ingredients- hops and barley malt (they could not tax water). It wasn't so much for consumer and beer protection as it was a way to get money for the monarchy.

While that might be accurate, the Reinheitsgebot is around 500 years old, so there could have been an actual consumer benefit included somewhere.

Guinness supposedly contains fish bladder today. Prost.

I drink every night.