After paying thousands of dollars to a private detective, I have found the photo that vindicates what I was doing that fateful day back in 1998.

I trust this thread will now be closed, hermetically sealed, and locked away in a vault encased in lead and protected by hounds, never to be spoken of again.

I have taken the liberty of attaching a hard-drive-wrecking virus to the pic so that it ruins the computer of anyone who attempts to download it for their masturbatory pleasure. I'm looking at you, Conky.



Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, I'm free at last!