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#215812 - 05/04/08 01:55 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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I get very sad when horses break down. I can't stand to see it. I usually avoid horse racing for awhile after incidents such as this. Steeplechase? Don't even get me started on that sorry excuse of a sport. Too bad the horses can't ride the owners and make them jump shit.
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Think of the people who owned the horse that died.
It's a double edged sword. On one hand you do feel bad for the owners and the horse but on the other, it makes you wonder if they are sad because they had strong feelings of attachment to the horse or are they sad because they just lost their meal ticket.
Fuck, I might start drinking early today.
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#215814 - 05/04/08 06:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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My check oil light is on and I've been due a 5k mi service at the dealership for a few weeks now. Shit ain't open until tmrw, so I ain't driving anywhere until servicing and no way am I taking my precious to Jiffy Lube cuz 1) They will fuck my shit up. 2) Why pay $40 when dealership service is free?
My friends are coming to get me and I'll have just one.
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#215816 - 05/04/08 06:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Friday: most of a bottle of Absolut with orange juice. Saturday: hungover; attended AAA baseball at PGE Park. DID NOT DRINK. Sunday: finished the bottle of Absolut (with orange juice) and continuing with Alaskan Amber and Sierra Nevada Summerfest. 
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#215817 - 05/04/08 06:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I decided to go eat instead of drinking. I prefer eating anyway.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#215818 - 05/04/08 06:57 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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I like both. Grilled some hamburgers over charcoal,and now am enjoying white Russians. Believe that I should live as well as I should, not as long as I can.
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#215819 - 05/04/08 08:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Believe that I should live as well as I should, not as long as I can.
I like that- I may edit it a little and use it as my yearbook quote.
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#215820 - 05/04/08 08:49 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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mine was life is too important to be taken seriously
edit oh and i had big brown in a 80 dollar win place
chaaaaampionship
Edited by ranathan (05/04/08 08:49 PM)
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#215821 - 05/04/08 08:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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How about Eight Belles? Where did you have her?
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#215822 - 05/04/08 09:00 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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didnt touch it but my 80 dollars netted me 156
btw
what has 2 legs and eight belles
place
HEYyyyyyoooooooooooooooo
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#215823 - 05/04/08 09:01 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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get it,because the horse broke its two front legs, get it?
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#215824 - 05/04/08 09:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I once hit a pothole and snapped my two front wheels off my wheelchair. I have a scar under my chin from that....fucking awesome wheelchair wipeout.
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#215827 - 05/08/08 08:19 PM
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1 small scoop ice
2 counts blackberry brandy
2 oz Rose's® lime juice
2 counts light rum
2 counts creme de noyaux
3 1/2 oz orange juice
2 counts dark rum (Myer's)
2 counts triple sec
3 1/2 oz pineapple juice
2 counts Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
1 oz grenadine syrup
float 151 proof rum (Bacardi)
2 counts banana liqueur
2 oz pina colada mix
= one Crash & Burn
drank 2 and still passed the breathalyzer...trooper did write me up for failure to obey a highway sign (illegal u-turn)!
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#215828 - 05/08/08 08:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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I once hit a pothole and snapped my two front wheels off my wheelchair. I have a scar under my chin from that....fucking awesome wheelchair wipeout.
I thought that scar was from the time you sped down a hill to run up the back of Guapho, but caught the back of his baseball cap. 
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#215830 - 05/10/08 04:16 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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Halfway through a two'fer of Alexander Keith's Pale Ale and no signs of stopping till the sabbath
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#215831 - 05/21/08 03:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I want a dp with mark ashley and alex gonz NOWWWW!11!1
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#215834 - 05/30/08 01:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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I make decision with precision Lost inside this manned collision Just to see that what is to be Perfectly my fantasy I came to know with now dismay That in this world we all must pay Pay to write, pay to play Pay to cum, pay to fight And all in time, With just our minds We soon will find What's left behind Not long ago when things were slow We all got by with what we know The end is near. Hearts filled with fear Don't want to listen to what they hear And so it's now we choose to fight To stick up for our bloody right The right to sing, the right to dance The right is ours... We'll take the chance A peace together A piece apart A piece of wisdom From our hearts Bad Brains, Pay To Cum. 2:02
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#215838 - 06/10/08 05:28 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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swarthy means dark complected
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#215839 - 06/10/08 05:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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what does rhetorical mean?
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#215840 - 06/10/08 05:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Nice.. I have my own search engine now. I think I'll name it "Goog-whoes"
Edited by LouCypher (06/10/08 05:40 PM)
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#215842 - 06/10/08 08:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Is it just me or is Blechhh2kay trying to assault my cawk with its tonsils.
lil to the left bitch..
Nice..
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#215843 - 06/11/08 05:19 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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Whisker biscuit
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#215845 - 06/11/08 10:23 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 05/15/06
Posts: 28
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Putinka as my "Mafia" neighbors invited me over mid-week. They drink this shit like water. Russian snacks too. Going to have a few then call it a night. I still don't know what they do for a living and I am not going to ask!
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#215846 - 06/13/08 01:42 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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not drinking, but my comp is broken and i'm at some jankity internet cafe.
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#215848 - 06/13/08 01:46 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I don't know.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#215849 - 06/13/08 02:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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gross. it smells like drakkar noir and alka seltzer in here.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#215850 - 06/13/08 06:41 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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i dated a boy named jesus (seriously) when i was in tenth grade and he put drakkar noir on his balls.
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#215851 - 06/13/08 10:50 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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Gia, I hope your brought some anti-bacterial hand cleaner and a hazmat suit when you entered that place. Quote:
i dated a boy named jesus (seriously) when i was in tenth grade and he put drakkar noir on his balls.
Did you call him gee-zuss or hey-zeus?
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#215852 - 06/13/08 11:23 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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gee-zuss. i got stupid drunk with him one night and half passed out, and when i woke up i had twenty-three hickeys all over. i had to wear turtlenecks for a week and a half, it was so bad. such a dumb whore. 
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#215853 - 06/13/08 11:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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#215854 - 06/13/08 11:38 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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well, i guess a dumb whore is a good whore, right? i always thought it was rather retarded that the guy had a chick most of the way unconscious yet he spent his time giving suckerbites. could have quite possibly been his easiest lay ever. asshat.
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#215856 - 06/13/08 12:29 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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if i married a man named jesus, my family would have absolutely disowned me. of course they ended up disowning me anyway, but that was like years later, and for being a drug addict, a much lesser offense in their eyes than legally binding yourself to a mexican.
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#215857 - 06/13/08 07:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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back at the internet cafe. jankity-jank. had the most low-rent day ever. walked to the bank before it closed, walked to radio shack (2gig cards on sale for $24), now i'm at an internet cafe next to a nail place and a pre-paid cell kiosk. oh, the girl on the comp next to me is looking for rmates on craigslist. yeah.
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#215859 - 06/13/08 08:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Well from 9 am until 12 pm I babby sat my nephew Sascha, who spent 1 hour of that time sharpening every pencil in my house....like 21 pencils. After starting drinking at 11 am (Sierra Nevada Pale Ale I ran out of Eue of The Hawk) Several neighbors kids came over, all who know me as the friendly drunk and we played frisbeeeeeeeeeeee in my driveway (a parking lot) I did some crazy ass stuff but bottom lime the kids won, but not after running in the house to gert me 6 additonal beers/ales. I belong on sesame street
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#215860 - 06/13/08 08:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Crocks??
In my opinion Crocks polarize the population.
I'm forever mad-dogging faggots at the marina or beach that I notice sporting said faggotry.
My apologies but wearing Crocks is akin to a Star Of David
in downtown Berlin mid 1940's.
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#215861 - 06/13/08 08:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Crocs suck. They are the epitome of faggotry. I hope all faggots who wear them reap the rewards of fallen arches and being anally raped by queers in public restrooms. Wearing dark green or camouflage crocs just means you are a fag still in the closet. And crocs with socks... don't even.
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