So misguided.

I haven't been in the mood for alcohol much lately but when I do it's extra fresh squeezed lime juice with Dos Equis. (The only light beer I seem to enjoy the last few years)

Indeed! Free day. With the new program, i am trying to consume no more than 5 or 6 drinks per week; it's been a success so far.
I got some Stiegl in the fridge with some microbrew lagers. And there's and 80's punk and new wave night in the market that is usually full of 21 year old girls. I would like very much to fuck one of them.

Tatty, I'd like to follow you around that bar, explain to all the girls you try to chat up, that you're really a neo-nazi who is deep into Max Hardcore sex and that would just as soon urinate on them as rape their assholes. You know, just to get their reactions and for shits and giggles.

me and my alcohol are getting serious..

Is it love?

Is that strychnine over there on the right?

What's Gointruae? And the little bottle with the Asian label? Next to the rat poison on the right?

i was going to ask the same thing... what are the two bottles in front of the cuervo and next to the gordons?.

Cointreau is a French liqueur made of oranges. good stuff.

Cointreau = Rich man's Triple Sec

they are small bottles of absinthe, both procured from japan in days gone by..

true shit. passes for almost anything you need to fill a gap..

now i'm impressed... you sir, are a bad motherfucker.

How psychoactive absinthe is today might be good to know.

My friend the absinthe expert says:

It's not psychoactive. There was a fungus that once grew on the wormwood that had psychotropic properties, but they have since invented refridgeration

No fun.

I've heard that too...on the rogan podcast I think?.
Still, mallo has left the window open with his days gone by reference and the lack of refrigeration in that pic.

In related news to Gia's wormwood drop ergot poisoning may have been responsible for the Salem witch trials. Google away on that one..

Maybe some cow shit on some meadows will spawn something interesting.

It certainly will.... Sativa and or spore may be the key to evolution. Stoned ape, yes?. more google for ya.

Wow, I've really been a killjoy the past few days, non?

Yeah, always heard the 140proof is all that Absinthe offers. along with the turpentine & antifreeze flavor.

Doped ape theory makes way more sense than a boogey man in the sky.

Gia's user title should be changed from Porn Jesus to Buzz Killington.

Mycelium, Lou.

You drag the mood down, Gia, yes. It is getting out of control.

I'll have more absinthe info after our dinner. Probably pretty rude of me to be on a porn message board during our date.

You said the absinthe expert was a "friend."

All those punk chicks have been listening to GG Allin and the Mentors for years, so they'd probably just yawn. Any time you are up this way...


You guys don't have Cointreau down that way? Is it just not popular?

I've heard what Gia said. It's not the traditional stuff. I'm still scared of it.

You wanna drink something that will make you see some shit, make a shroom tea. It hits quicker and harder than just eating them, and doesn't last as long.

Been to The Oasis our loacal pizzeria/beer dive twice this week. Texas holdem tourney Tuesday night. I chatted up one of the players 21 year old wife. 5'9" and legs that went on forever. I was very flattered she talked with me so long and added me on fb today. Drank Coors while there. Last night went for the band , a blues rock/country ensemble, and drank Mich Ultra. Had to take a clonopin for sleep. Beer makes me jerk and jacks me up when I go to bed for some reason. Quite a few taken chicks there but not many singles. At least the scenery was good.

Wormwood is a power house when it comes to killing yeast over growth (insert yeast infection joke here). Also the chemical artemisinin along with the aerial parts are used to make anti-malarial pharmaceuticals. Artemisinin can kill just about all malarial parasites.

It also has azeulenes, which is an anti-inflammatory. Sesquiterpene lactones acts as an anti-tumor. It also tends to retain a lot of moisture leaving a light powdery fungus on leaves. Which is easy to mistake for just a slightly dirty leaf that appears to be easy to just wipe off. Wish I could remember the name of the fungus.

I was so fascinated by this herb when studying in school. It does incredible things and happens to be so multi-purpose. It's very popular among Traditional Chinese Medicine as well.

If you're a lover of absinthe, I'd recommend investing the money on a absinthe that actually uses the herbs rather than artificial ingredients. You may as well enjoy the medicinal/therapeutic properties while you're at it. :-P

Fuck i dunno how you can down a klonopin after drinking. even taking a .5 the night before makes my buzz nasty.

Yeah the one I took was double that. I've been drowsy all day. If I hadn't taken it I would have never gone to sleep. Took it with a requip as well. The last colonoscopy I had the doc said I had the dose of the day of the Michael Jackson drug cause they couldn't get my body to settle down. I have to be hammered to sleep after beer.

Last night was a couple of Sam Adams Summer Ales. kind of spicy, but was cut by a lemon flavor. Normally Sam Adams isn't "micro" enough for my snobbishness, but I got a special order for a pipe. I'm pretty sure I might hit some liquor tonight.

Two fuckin' beers ain't drinkin'.

Thanks for the quote of the day, Chuck.

Last night was a few Gibsons for Gunker, followed by a couple of Gin and Tonics, then a series of Dark and Stormies (which always sneak up on me way too fast!). Stopped by the liquor store on my way home from work and picked up some New Amsterdam Gin and a bottle of Bulleit Rye, so tonight I'm aiming for a Martini or two and then some Manhattans, but we'll see how the night goes...

It really wasn't drinking. Just needed to empty the bottles.

It was my mom's 75th and we killed some wine. My idiot brother made the rezzo too early so i am already sleepy as shit.

Congrats. Neither of mine made it that far. Yet another reason I'm glad I'm adopted.

Some total wreck mope in Louis Theroux' Twilight Of The Pornstars was raised by the US government.

Is frucking Kettele One vodka on sale everywhere else? I'ts been half off here for the last month or two.Just long enough to get me hooked.

Not down here, as far as I know.

I've been all about it, with a little olive juice over ice.

Went to the Woods last night. Vodka on the rocks.

Camping?

Why the fuck would I want to emulate homelessness? It's a bar called The Woods.

From the one time I had to do community service, I'd say the best way to emulate the drinking style of a homeless person is to buy Monarch vodka in a plastic bottle and sleep on a bed made of dirty laundry.

Pizza dive - beer- insomnia- headache. Watched the FIBA bb game Brazil vs. USA. Mondays are dead in the pizza place.

The old Lava Lounge. Haven't been since the switch, but I liked that place.

Don't take our knowledge of homelessness for granted! You left out the part where you piss all over the bed of dirty laundry and yourself.

If you are homeless, and don't piss your pants, they will get stolen as you sleep.