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#215962 - 07/31/08 09:42 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Just Bud Light tonight. A lot of activity going on. I think I'll get on the Zing Zang Saturday morning.

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#215963 - 08/02/08 03:00 PM Re: Who's Drinking 2night..Oohhh yeahhh!
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
I'm making my way through a box of Corona. After dinner I'm taking some travellers and my new clubs with me to knock some balls into the harbour.

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#215964 - 08/02/08 03:55 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
I'm drinking tonight. It's light out. Rural. Insect drone, comfortrying not alarming. Cats in midsleep. Blonde on Blonde'. Vodkja and Pepsi Max. Not my house. I need nobody but you.


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#215965 - 08/02/08 04:01 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
We are here for you.

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#215966 - 08/02/08 04:06 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
I thought Pepsi Max was discontinued shortly after it came on the market. Check the expiry date. It could be old stock.
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#215967 - 08/02/08 04:09 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Diet Pepsi Max (as it's called in America) is still going strong and on the market. They just launched a new round of tv ads for it.
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#215968 - 08/02/08 04:22 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
So what's the difference between Diet Pepsi and Diet Pepsi Max? I have always preferred Pepsi as a mix to Coke, so I'm kina curious.
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#215969 - 08/02/08 04:33 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Diet Pepsi Max has ginseng, no calories, and almost double the caffeine of Diet Pepsi.
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#215970 - 08/02/08 04:36 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
diet coke or die
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#215971 - 08/02/08 04:41 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

diet coke or die




Exactly. Diet coke and Knob Creek is yum.
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#215972 - 08/02/08 10:45 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Who bothers with the Coke anymore? Ice is fine, and I gots lots of ice.

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#215973 - 08/02/08 11:18 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I like ice for scotch, vodka, makers mark, or drambuie. not too much ice. good nighties. i go beddie bed earlies.
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#215974 - 08/04/08 12:16 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
I thought about Isabel Ice today. I saw her in a scene with Michelle Barrett and that Jew Joey Lawrence. She was rather demonstrative in her desire to have her Welsh anus defiled.

Then I broke out the chilled Stoli.

More than once.

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#215975 - 08/04/08 12:18 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
chilled stoli will be happy to hear that.
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#215976 - 08/04/08 12:19 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
fuck ice with scotch... scotch goes fucking straight unless you have a vagina, so you are excused there Gia, as you DO have a vagina.

Me, i just got back from the bar... i had a number of scotches.. not quite sures. and a couple dirty martinis.
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#215977 - 08/04/08 12:21 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
damn longshot, how much jelly roll you got around your waist with all that liquor nightly?
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#215978 - 08/04/08 12:28 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
very little... i keep losing weight, lol. probably because i'm always running around like a squirrel on crack. I left the bar tonight and had to change clothes after i got off stage cause i was soaked.

that and the 1-2hrs of cardio every day.
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#215979 - 08/04/08 12:30 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
off stage? oh lordy, please elaborate.
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#215980 - 08/04/08 12:36 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
pffft, everyone knows i moonlight as a rockstar.

actually i am in a bee gees cover band, i dress up like andy gibb and try to stay alive all night long.

^that, was a joke... by the way... It's a Partridge Family cover band.

In case you havent figured it out... straight answers arent happening on here, tonight, in this topic... carry on.

i think i love you
so what am i so afraid of
a love there is no cure for.....
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#215981 - 08/04/08 12:38 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
i'm in an ace of base cover band called ace of free base.
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#215982 - 08/04/08 12:40 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
why does that make me think of richard pryor.
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#215983 - 08/04/08 01:39 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
rob...personal advice...shut up. honestly.

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#215984 - 08/04/08 01:43 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
that was sorta what i had already done willie.. hence the sarcastic, evasive answer with polite statement that i wasnt discussing it.
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#215985 - 08/09/08 06:47 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Russian River Damnation (Santa Rosa, CA, 7.75% Belgian-style Golden Ale)
Bridgeport Hop Czar (Portland, Or, 8% Imperial India Pale Ale)
Black Boss Porter (Poland, 9.4%)

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#215986 - 08/09/08 09:43 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Stranahan's Colorado Straight Whiskey

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#215987 - 08/10/08 06:53 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
John Doe Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 08/07/08
Posts: 572
Loc: USA
I had a couple of ice cold shots of Vodka tonight, after work. But I'm not drunk.

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#215988 - 08/10/08 07:39 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Vodka is a quite versatile type of booze, and I enjoy mixing it with cranberry or tomato juice.

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#215989 - 08/10/08 08:01 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Three pomegranate martinis w/grey goose, very delicious

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#215990 - 08/12/08 09:35 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
a bottle of pino evil pino noir, and a bottle of bohemian highway cabernet sav.... solo, everyone else was drinking beer, and there was no Guinness, and so fuck that.
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#215991 - 08/13/08 04:07 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Drinking my grandpa's beer. Budweiser cans. Faggot cocksucker weatherman promised rain and thunder all day. Started raining at 10:30 so we smoked joints in the parking lot until the liquor store opened at 11.

It rained heavily for an hour so we drank heavily for an hour then fuck me if it didn't turn into a perfect summer day. Built a beautiful stone patio and celebrated with more Bud and bud for the ride home.

Fuck it. I'm on vacation in two days. The way I see it I'm just practising.

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#215992 - 08/13/08 06:37 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Bluecipher Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5097
Loc:
Broken Halo Indian Pale Ale - pretty tasty, but strong on the hops dept. I'm looking for Harpoon Pale Ale. That's good stuff.
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#215993 - 08/14/08 12:32 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Nugent Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
Vodka. Copious amounts of vodka. Passive income rules.
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#215994 - 08/15/08 10:27 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Weed Lemurian Golden Ale
Moorhouse Black Cat
Stone Vertical Epic 08.08.08
Stouterik, "the Brussels Stout"

Yesterday, in Portland, it was 101. Today, it was 103.

I hope Ceara didn't leave her bunnies in an outdoor hutch while she was smokin' the weed...

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#215995 - 08/16/08 09:04 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Fenris Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
Like every day, Coca Cola. As cold as I can get it without it moving from liquid to solid.

Fenris
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#215996 - 08/16/08 08:10 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
i got a free bottle of crown today... so i'm destroying the evidence.
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#215997 - 08/16/08 08:38 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
2 Becks and 2 Green Xanies.

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#215998 - 08/16/08 08:39 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Today it was 100.

Great Divide IPA
Lagunitas Sirius
Sierra Nevada Summerfest
lots of Tecate

"What's shaping up to be the most significant heat wave in Portland in 14 years will keep air conditioners, fans and water hoses running on high for at least another day, forecasters said, before a slow cooling trend begins on Sunday."

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#215999 - 08/16/08 11:39 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
We're drinking modestly tonight.

Every time the Americans win a swimming medal, we do a shot.

It's been a good night.

Good night.

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#216000 - 08/16/08 11:40 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
We drinkin' Kiltlifter in the Drrrrty

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#216001 - 08/16/08 11:48 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Fenris Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
Went to a wedding today.

11 glasses of sauvignon blanc.
3 Sleemans honey brown ale.
2 Vodka and coke.
4 Tequila shots.

I'm amazed I'm conscious, let alone capable of writing this. Spellcheck helps.


Fenris
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#216002 - 08/16/08 11:57 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
wow. you suck "drunk" as much as you do "sober". congrats, that's an accomplishment.


tehkeeng
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#216003 - 08/17/08 08:16 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Fenris Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
Well, I do aim for consistency...

Fenris
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#216004 - 08/17/08 06:25 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
was supposed to be going out tonight to drink... but no, my roomate decided to head off to work in a carpool... and leave his car parked in front of the garage.. where my car is parked. Of course he took his keys with him so he could get in if i wasnt home when he gets off..... which is now impossible since i cant go anywhere, lol.

so i'm making chili and drinking whiskey while watching law and order CI.
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#216005 - 08/17/08 07:15 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Tropicana OJ is on sale at the local grocery, so screwdrivers are tonight's bill of fare.

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#216006 - 08/25/08 01:15 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
scotch and Guinness.... though technically im not drinking anymore... i stopped when i left the bar. I'm just drunk.
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#216007 - 08/27/08 01:21 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Newcastle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#216008 - 08/28/08 09:28 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Iluvcookie Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/19/08
Posts: 51
Loc: between your legs
I'm only responding to this post because I want the nutt sack shot to move up. PLEASE STOP BUMPING THAT POST.
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#216009 - 08/29/08 12:33 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Just got home and opened the mailbox. Inside was my first ever check from Hustler signed (ok, stamped) by Larry Flynt. I've been around porn long enough and shouldn't be amused by this, but I am. Drinking scotch soon. Balvenie.
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#216010 - 08/29/08 04:55 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
PHATBOY Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
My libiation of the evening will be Jack Daniel's Single Barrel. That stuff is the bomb.
I dont even like JD black, I dont like that burnt charcoal/lighter fluid taste that permeaites my sinuses on the front end. Single Barrel has none of that and tastes more like a true bourbun.

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#216011 - 08/29/08 12:10 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Just got home ... Drinking scotch soon. Balvenie.




Holy poopers, I never would have pegged Gian J. as a Scotch whore...especially a "Drink at home alone" scotch whore. But that's pretty impressive, most chicks GAG at good whiskey, unless the chick is from Tennessee or from Bornyo's neck of the woods.

I havent had scotch in a long time....Glenmorangie is my Favorite, if I had to choose.

What is your alcohol tolerance in general these days Gia? I could have sworn a while back you told everyone u were something of a liteweight.....Also, do become harder or easier to fuck once you have been drinking? I totally love whores who routinely use Booze as the excuse to indulge their nympho tendencies....They wont give u the time of day when sober, or they act cold fishy ... but fuel them up with some booze and voila! it becomes a game of "Pick a hole, any hole...."
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