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#216364 - 04/25/09 07:38 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Newports Offline
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Registered: 04/16/08
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Just finished off one of these:


Next up, probably one of these:


Then maybe some tequila.

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#216365 - 04/27/09 04:22 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
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Blue drank...

Adios Motherfucker
1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz 1800® Tequila
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
2 oz sweet and sour mix
2 oz 7-Up® soda


A large black man came up to me tonight I swear he was twice my height and weight. He said "come on girl gimme a hug" and almost squeezed the barf out of me, I didnt even have the chance to try to run. He was nice but I feel violated.

Motherfucker.
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#216366 - 05/02/09 10:44 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I'm going to suck down a bottle of Stoli tonight because I'm alone and I could have pocketed $557 grand picking the superfecta @ Churchill Downs.

Where's Lisa Sparxxx??? She's from Kentucky, and I need some pillows.

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#216367 - 05/02/09 10:49 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Is Bishop still alive from Friday night?

Quote:

I'm going to suck down a bottle of Stoli tonight because I'm alone and I could have pocketed $557 grand picking the superfecta @ Churchill Downs.





I feel your pain William. I talked myself out of betting the #8 Friday morning and went with the 6, 11, & 12. They're still running.
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#216368 - 05/03/09 03:50 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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iI have a raw vegan cooking class tmrw at 10am in Long Beach. yes, I've been drinking vodka all night.
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#216369 - 05/05/09 10:45 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Willie D Offline

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I see there is an "I will never drink again" thread by Bishop.

Bish, come join my recovery group, DU...Drinkers Unanimous.

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#216370 - 05/05/09 11:05 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Newports Offline
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Some beer tonight, specifically Boulevard Single-Wide IPA:



Good stuff.

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#216371 - 05/07/09 09:48 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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i'm getting yelled at in german and it's really cool!
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#216372 - 05/08/09 01:33 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Registered: 01/30/08
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Fucked up beyond belief. Miss my ex. Overtures from a new gym that says they're gonna "give me a shot" (sure you are). Went to the casino with a ton of cash. They merged the table and I looked down at pocket Aces. Some drunk chink calls me with J-8 and hits the strait on the river for several hundred dollars. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay grolsch and home delivery...
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#216373 - 05/08/09 08:28 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I just woke up missing a shoe and badly in need of a tonguerazor. Good Times (I think.)

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#216374 - 05/08/09 11:12 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I woke up to this:


Which is really odd considering I didn't pass our last night. I must have done it my sleep. Or something showed and bit me during the night.

I remember the whole evening. I had 8 beers. I didn't black out.

I have to search my bed for sharp objects before I go to sleep tonight.


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#216375 - 05/08/09 02:19 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Tropicana & Belvidere for everyone! Long live the weekend.
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#216376 - 05/09/09 01:35 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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Ketel 1 on the rocks, baby!!!

Yes, I know it's 1:30pm.
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#216377 - 05/09/09 01:42 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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A young man I used to employ and have been mentoring somewhat graduated college this week. He is having a party tonight. So hell yes I am going to drink tonight.

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#216378 - 05/09/09 01:44 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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B. Fucking awesome. I KNOW you'll have a great time.
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#216379 - 05/09/09 01:54 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Quote:

Ketel 1 on the rocks, baby!!!

Yes, I know it's 1:30pm.




There is nothing wrong with drinking early, it just gets you prepped for the evening hours, Gia.

Ever drank Svedka?
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#216380 - 05/09/09 01:59 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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I drank on the golf course earlier and I have a party to attend at 7. I figure I should keep the ball rolling and drink more since 7 is five hours away. Haven't had Svenka.
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#216381 - 05/09/09 02:04 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
You play golf?

EDIT: I realize that isn't a prerequisite for drinking at a gold course.


Edited by conquistador (05/09/09 02:05 PM)
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#216382 - 05/09/09 02:09 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
No. My friends made me play.
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#216383 - 05/09/09 02:39 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Please put yourself back in your avatar Gia. I suggest the photo Malice posted.

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#216384 - 05/09/09 02:52 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
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Svedka is good shit, the pigwhore introduced me to it actually. Smooth Sweedish variety.

I'm shooting a cage fight @ 9am tonight, hoping to get really piss drunk in the process.
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#216385 - 05/09/09 03:08 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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"yeah!!! blood! blood! get 'em!!!!" -brittany skye.
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#216386 - 05/09/09 03:11 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Quote:

No. My friends made me play.




Yeah, take it, bitch!



Edit: Do you have any pictures of you golfing, so that I may jerk off to them, lovingly?


Edited by Floofin (05/09/09 03:17 PM)

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#216387 - 05/09/09 04:05 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Newports Offline
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Registered: 04/16/08
Posts: 258
Loc: CO
Quote:

I'm shooting a cage fight @ 9am tonight, hoping to get really piss drunk in the process.




Is it the Corral's Combat Classic?

Drank some shitty beer last night and looks like I will be doing the same tonight. Strohs and Schlitz.

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#216388 - 05/09/09 05:18 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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x 12


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#216389 - 05/09/09 09:44 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Registered: 11/14/04
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Quote:

I woke up to this:


Which is really odd considering I didn't pass our last night. I must have done it my sleep. Or something showed and bit me during the night.

I remember the whole evening. I had 8 beers. I didn't black out.

I have to search my bed for sharp objects before I go to sleep tonight.




Header into the dresser, maybe?


Quote:






YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. RIGHT THERE. GOING INTO MY STASH NOW.
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#216390 - 05/09/09 11:48 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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NO explanation, i'm just fuckjed upo. ggood night via the blessed tunes of ch3.

doubler standards boys
mannequinr
manzanar

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#216391 - 05/10/09 07:46 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
My head hurts.

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#216392 - 05/10/09 09:17 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
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.....my feet stink and I don't love cheeses !
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#216393 - 05/10/09 11:59 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Quote:

My head hurts.




Mine too.

Had a brew last nite called Flat Tire, an amber ale from Colorado.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron

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#216394 - 05/10/09 03:22 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

.....my feet stink and I don't love cheeses !




I thought that was Jesus. Makes more sense.

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#216395 - 05/10/09 06:59 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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It is but I cleaned it up for the religious right that visit here often !
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#216396 - 05/10/09 07:22 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
ugh
too many amaretto sours last night
i dont remember much and have a new unexplained bruise

and i cant find my cellphone
but i had it this morning?
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#216397 - 05/10/09 07:38 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Errrr do you have a sore asshole ?
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#216398 - 05/10/09 08:09 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Dirty Deadz Offline
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Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
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No, that's what's weird about last night...I'M the one with the sore ass?! Let me just say this...sometimes, it's best if you DO NOT...

-Keep It Dirty

...oh, and I was the D.D. Stone sober. I remember it all, and I got it on video in case you don't Pretty.
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#216399 - 05/10/09 08:40 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi

Well, I blame dear old Mom for ordering that "extra" bottle of wine (that I wound up finishing alone) and the significant other for going out of town, but I just got home and sat down to the Tivo, my laptop, and a Heine and a glass of J.D.




Uhh, who is "allie ray"?

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#216400 - 05/11/09 06:48 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
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Quote:

No, that's what's weird about last night...I'M the one with the sore ass?! Let me just say this...sometimes, it's best if you DO NOT...

-Keep It Dirty

...oh, and I was the D.D. Stone sober. I remember it all, and I got it on video in case you don't Pretty.




Somehow I knew alcohol and anal penetration was a no brainer for you two regardless of who wields the weapon !!!


Edited by backdoorman (05/11/09 06:49 AM)
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#216401 - 05/11/09 09:56 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Dirty Deadz Offline
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Some Amaretto Sours and a slimline vibe around Pretty is very much the same as giving a shotgun to a monkey!

-Keep It Dirty

...BTW Pretty, I found yer phone. Actually, my proctologist found yer phone. You need to trade out of that silly-ass 1987 L.A. Cellular brick phone already.
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#216402 - 05/21/09 05:39 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
electrostatic Offline
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Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
White russians, in other words, liquid calories....


I wonder why there's so much booze in my house...



Quote:


I'm shooting a cage fight @ 9am tonight





Edited by electrostatic (05/21/09 05:51 PM)
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#216403 - 05/28/09 02:42 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Thirsty Thursday ngas.

I had the boss/owner doing the annual "ride along" with me this week.
Three fucken days of hell in four states, no threatning other drivers and no Coors Light pounders on the way home. It was almost like a job.

Ketel One and tonics with lime, in a big glass.
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#216404 - 05/28/09 09:11 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
Drifter Pale Ale
Boddingtons
Bud Light
...leftovers from MemDay

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#216405 - 05/28/09 10:11 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
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Profusely.

Anything made by Bud sucks.

Finished off a 22oz bottle of Flat Tire that I bought at the bar Tuesday night. Off from work today, so it chased the vodka down after din-din.

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#216406 - 05/28/09 10:39 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
John Floofin Offline
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Fat Tire, it's Fat Tire

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#216407 - 05/29/09 04:42 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
...or as it's known around here. Fat Tar ! [y'all]
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#216408 - 05/29/09 05:18 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
turningblue Offline
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Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 388
Loc: Virginia
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#216410 - 05/29/09 05:53 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
turningblue Offline
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Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 388
Loc: Virginia
The last time I drank Absolut with Red Bull was in Vegas at Caesar's during the Super Bowl. Around 3:00am I was convinced that I could fly and shoot lasers out of my eyes.
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#216412 - 06/02/09 05:51 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
anything I can get my hands on!

Currently: tequila shots. I'm lonely.


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#216413 - 06/02/09 06:15 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
I am hammered. I have had 9 710Ml bottles of Becks.
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#216414 - 06/02/09 07:15 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Beer. I went bream-fishing this evening in the backyard and cold beer goes well with crickets and night-crawlers.

The bream haven't gone on the bed in my pond yet. Usually it's the first full moon in May but we had some lingering cold weather. I think they will light up after the next full moon (Sunday, I think).

An old-timer told me the bream bed when the center of a dogwood blossom gets the size of a squirrels ear. I'm monitoring and will report.

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#216415 - 06/02/09 07:48 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Tap water at room temperature. Yummy.
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