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#215812 - 05/04/08 01:55 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
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I get very sad when horses break down. I can't stand to see it. I usually avoid horse racing for awhile after incidents such as this. Steeplechase? Don't even get me started on that sorry excuse of a sport. Too bad the horses can't ride the owners and make them jump shit.

Quote:

Think of the people who owned the horse that died.






It's a double edged sword. On one hand you do feel bad for the owners and the horse but on the other, it makes you wonder if they are sad because they had strong feelings of attachment to the horse or are they sad because they just lost their meal ticket.

Fuck, I might start drinking early today.
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#215813 - 05/04/08 02:45 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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you wonder if they are sad because they had strong feelings of attachment to the horse or are they sad because they just lost their meal ticket.





Quite true. Not that losing all that money isn't sad, too.

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#215814 - 05/04/08 06:01 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
My check oil light is on and I've been due a 5k mi service at the dealership for a few weeks now. Shit ain't open until tmrw, so I ain't driving anywhere until servicing and no way am I taking my precious to Jiffy Lube cuz 1) They will fuck my shit up. 2) Why pay $40 when dealership service is free?

My friends are coming to get me and I'll have just one.
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#215815 - 05/04/08 06:35 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
I never go to Jiffy Lube. Take my six year old Saturn to a shop run by three brothers who run a totally honest and competent shop. They even work on a large van that I drive to transport disabled people. Even though they don't usually service that large a vehicle they make an exception because they support our program.

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#215816 - 05/04/08 06:44 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Friday: most of a bottle of Absolut with orange juice.
Saturday: hungover; attended AAA baseball at PGE Park. DID NOT DRINK.
Sunday: finished the bottle of Absolut (with orange juice) and continuing with Alaskan Amber and Sierra Nevada Summerfest.

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#215817 - 05/04/08 06:50 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I decided to go eat instead of drinking. I prefer eating anyway.
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#215818 - 05/04/08 06:57 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
I like both. Grilled some hamburgers over charcoal,and now am enjoying white Russians. Believe that I should live as well as I should, not as long as I can.

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#215819 - 05/04/08 08:44 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Believe that I should live as well as I should, not as long as I can.




I like that- I may edit it a little and use it as my yearbook quote.

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#215820 - 05/04/08 08:49 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ranathan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
mine was life is too important to be taken seriously

edit oh and i had big brown in a 80 dollar win place


chaaaaampionship


Edited by ranathan (05/04/08 08:49 PM)

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#215821 - 05/04/08 08:51 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
How about Eight Belles? Where did you have her?

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#215822 - 05/04/08 09:00 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ranathan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
didnt touch it but my 80 dollars netted me 156

btw

what has 2 legs and eight belles



place


HEYyyyyyoooooooooooooooo

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#215823 - 05/04/08 09:01 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ranathan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
get it,because the horse broke its two front legs, get it?

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#215824 - 05/04/08 09:14 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
I once hit a pothole and snapped my two front wheels off my wheelchair. I have a scar under my chin from that....fucking awesome wheelchair wipeout.
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#215825 - 05/05/08 08:44 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

How about Eight Belles? Where did you have her?




I've got a good friends from Lexington, and they and their friends have a small party to watch the race. His little girl rooted for her to win since she liked the name.

She's very sad right now.

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#215826 - 05/05/08 08:45 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

I decided to go eat instead of drinking. I prefer eating anyway.




Maybe this is why some people think you're Jewish.
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#215827 - 05/08/08 08:19 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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1 small scoop ice
2 counts blackberry brandy
2 oz Rose's® lime juice
2 counts light rum
2 counts creme de noyaux
3 1/2 oz orange juice
2 counts dark rum (Myer's)
2 counts triple sec
3 1/2 oz pineapple juice
2 counts Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
1 oz grenadine syrup
float 151 proof rum (Bacardi)
2 counts banana liqueur
2 oz pina colada mix

= one Crash & Burn

drank 2 and still passed the breathalyzer...trooper did write me up for failure to obey a highway sign (illegal u-turn)!

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#215828 - 05/08/08 08:33 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

I once hit a pothole and snapped my two front wheels off my wheelchair. I have a scar under my chin from that....fucking awesome wheelchair wipeout.


I thought that scar was from the time you sped down a hill to run up the back of Guapho, but caught the back of his baseball cap.

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#215829 - 05/09/08 10:51 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Nugent Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
Vodka, coke, vodka, coke,vodka, vodka, coke, and then some vodka.
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#215830 - 05/10/08 04:16 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Halfway through a two'fer of Alexander Keith's Pale Ale and no signs of stopping till the sabbath
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#215831 - 05/21/08 03:20 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I want a dp with mark ashley and alex gonz NOWWWW!11!1
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#215832 - 05/21/08 01:19 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Dean Wormer Offline
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Quote:

I want a dp with mark ashley and alex gonz NOWWWW!11!1




Someone make it happen!
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#215833 - 05/21/08 02:07 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Quote:

I want a dp with mark ashley and alex gonz NOWWWW!11!1




Mark Ashley or Rick Astley?
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#215834 - 05/30/08 01:24 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
I make decision with precision
Lost inside this manned collision
Just to see that what is to be
Perfectly my fantasy

I came to know with now dismay
That in this world we all must pay
Pay to write, pay to play
Pay to cum, pay to fight

And all in time,
With just our minds
We soon will find
What's left behind

Not long ago when things were slow
We all got by with what we know
The end is near. Hearts filled with fear
Don't want to listen to what they hear

And so it's now we choose to fight
To stick up for our bloody right
The right to sing, the right to dance
The right is ours... We'll take the chance

A peace together
A piece apart
A piece of wisdom
From our hearts

Bad Brains, Pay To Cum. 2:02

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#215835 - 05/30/08 09:38 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Drunk as a fuckin' skunk...and have a bachelor party tomorrow so i'll be drunk then too. good times.
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#215836 - 06/10/08 05:02 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
My apologies to all of you who I drunk-dialed last night.

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#215837 - 06/10/08 05:18 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
It's cool Willie, the chick at the answering service thought you were "swarthy". I dunno what that means and I refuse to google it.
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#215838 - 06/10/08 05:28 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
swarthy means dark complected
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#215839 - 06/10/08 05:36 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
what does rhetorical mean?

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#215840 - 06/10/08 05:38 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Nice.. I have my own search engine now. I think I'll name it "Goog-whoes"



Edited by LouCypher (06/10/08 05:40 PM)
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#215841 - 06/10/08 07:12 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
Quote:

Nice.. I have my own search engine now. I think I'll name it "Goog-whoes"






Not funny, stop trying. You are an idiot.
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#215842 - 06/10/08 08:50 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Is it just me or is Blechhh2kay trying to assault my cawk with its tonsils.

lil to the left bitch..



















Nice..
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#215843 - 06/11/08 05:19 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Whisker biscuit
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#215844 - 06/11/08 08:54 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ChuckSpears Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
I drank all the drank and got more people coming over.

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#215845 - 06/11/08 10:23 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
obcalif Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 05/15/06
Posts: 28
Putinka as my "Mafia" neighbors invited me over mid-week. They drink this shit like water. Russian snacks too. Going to have a few then call it a night. I still don't know what they do for a living and I am not going to ask!

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#215846 - 06/13/08 01:42 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
not drinking, but my comp is broken and i'm at some jankity internet cafe.
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#215847 - 06/13/08 01:45 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Dean Wormer Offline
Pervert

Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Has anyone there noticed that you're at a porn site?
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#215848 - 06/13/08 01:46 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I don't know.
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#215849 - 06/13/08 02:04 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
gross. it smells like drakkar noir and alka seltzer in here.
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#215850 - 06/13/08 06:41 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
i dated a boy named jesus (seriously) when i was in tenth grade and he put drakkar noir on his balls.
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#215851 - 06/13/08 10:50 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Gia, I hope your brought some anti-bacterial hand cleaner and a hazmat suit when you entered that place.

Quote:

i dated a boy named jesus (seriously) when i was in tenth grade and he put drakkar noir on his balls.




Did you call him gee-zuss or hey-zeus?
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#215852 - 06/13/08 11:23 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
gee-zuss. i got stupid drunk with him one night and half passed out, and when i woke up i had twenty-three hickeys all over. i had to wear turtlenecks for a week and a half, it was so bad. such a dumb whore.
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#215853 - 06/13/08 11:33 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

gee-zuss. i got stupid drunk with him one night and half passed out, and when i woke up i had twenty-three hickeys all over. i had to wear turtlenecks for a week and a half, it was so bad. such a good whore.




Fixed!
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#215854 - 06/13/08 11:38 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
well, i guess a dumb whore is a good whore, right?

i always thought it was rather retarded that the guy had a chick most of the way unconscious yet he spent his time giving suckerbites. could have quite possibly been his easiest lay ever. asshat.
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#215855 - 06/13/08 12:00 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Jigaloo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Maybe he was gay? You married him, right?
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#215856 - 06/13/08 12:29 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
if i married a man named jesus, my family would have absolutely disowned me. of course they ended up disowning me anyway, but that was like years later, and for being a drug addict, a much lesser offense in their eyes than legally binding yourself to a mexican.
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#215857 - 06/13/08 07:36 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
back at the internet cafe. jankity-jank. had the most low-rent day ever. walked to the bank before it closed, walked to radio shack (2gig cards on sale for $24), now i'm at an internet cafe next to a nail place and a pre-paid cell kiosk. oh, the girl on the comp next to me is looking for rmates on craigslist. yeah.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#215858 - 06/13/08 07:45 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
great. now there's a guy on the other side searching for hookers on craigslist. his wedding ring looks cheap and he's wearing crocs.
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#215859 - 06/13/08 08:37 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Well from 9 am until 12 pm I babby sat my nephew Sascha, who spent 1 hour of that time sharpening every pencil in my house....like 21 pencils. After starting drinking at 11 am (Sierra Nevada Pale Ale I ran out of Eue of The Hawk) Several neighbors kids came over, all who know me as the friendly drunk and we played frisbeeeeeeeeeeee in my driveway (a parking lot) I did some crazy ass stuff but bottom lime the kids won, but not after running in the house to gert me 6 additonal beers/ales. I belong on sesame street
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#215860 - 06/13/08 08:40 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Crocks??
In my opinion Crocks polarize the population.
I'm forever mad-dogging faggots at the marina or beach that I notice sporting said faggotry.
My apologies but wearing Crocks is akin to a Star Of David
in downtown Berlin mid 1940's.
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#215861 - 06/13/08 08:56 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Crocs suck. They are the epitome of faggotry. I hope all faggots who wear them reap the rewards of fallen arches and being anally raped by queers in public restrooms. Wearing dark green or camouflage crocs just means you are a fag still in the closet. And crocs with socks... don't even.

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