Lame. Oh well, at least it gave me an idea for a movie to watch tomorrow!

I'm finished...

I drank so much jungle juice at a Christmas party the other night, I woke up and took a shit that smelled like fruit punch. I didn't even know that was possible.

This lunatic bartender girl who asked me out recently turned out to have a lunatic ex-girlfriend as well. The ex-GF read my texts with this girl and then promptly attempted to commit suicide. I think the last page of texts went something like this:

Hot Girl: Hey! I wanna do something with you. What do you want to do???
Steezo: Everything!
HG: No! Pick something.
Steezo: OK, I pick the butt.
HG: Lol! I'm OK with the butt!

I also received a phone call from the lunatic where she threatened to burn my house down and kill me. She also told me to stop calling her (she called me). And, after threatening me with death, she then said she would get a restraining order against me. The fucked up thing is, women can basically just do that without any cause.

I'm drunk and I fell like fucking Gia.

HUMP night. I have totally thrown my workouts away over the holidays, so I might as well get smashed...

I'm on a beer kick after last weekend's yearly Great Alaskan Beer & Barley Wine Festival. Got super hammered and walked home in 10 below zero weather. In a t-shirt. It never fails that, every year the coldest weather always coincides with the festival.

Oh, Hell yes.

IPA is one of may favorites. Love its distinctive taste.

i miss IPAs, we have terrible Alezander Keith's up here which sells itself aa an IPA but is not. The place I used to work at served their IPA as a real ale; the kegs had to settle for a coupla days and were in a fridge that was warmer than the reg fridge.
These dudes do nice real ales at select places...
http://www.wellingtonbrewery.ca/?page_id=3
hot yoga then getting hammered...

Down here IPAs are a popular microbrewery product. Not so up there?

Yeah moderately. It's just too bad one of the most popular beers in the country bills itself as an IPA but is nothing of the sort. I am in a real good part of the country for micorbrews and worked in two places that sold a tone of 'em.

Ugh, fuck Keith's.

I usually find IPA's too hoppy but the one I had in the Stegmaier variety pack was pretty good.

Ugh IPA.
So much hops is beer evil. It got shoved in there as a preservative by the Brits so their brew wouldn't go foul on the long sail to the Indian subcontinent. It certainly wasn't for the taste. If only they had the technical knowhow of their Belgian neighbors to the South they would have double brewed, and sealed it decently so they could have sold a beer that didn't taste rancid.
But they hadn't enough respect for the poor sods shipped off to send a decent brew with them.

Well, no accounting for taste, but you can keep your IPA. I'll take Ommegang instead. It can sit for years and not go bad, instead gets better with age.

this stuff

But whoever thought beer should come in 275ml bottles should be force fed a keg.

i never post in this thread but tonight i'm inspired..

putting one up for the op... the man, and one of my fave mods ever...who. else. but...... Willie D!

heres to ya boss!

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I want to go home. I have to work early tmrw morning. Good night.

My 15 yr old Rottweiler is on its last legs.
Literally... The hind ones have given out, as is the way with these dogs (though usually after only about 9 years or so).
Its been a good run.
Pouring a few in her honor.

i'm sorry to hear about your dog's failing health, if there's anything positive it's that fifteen years for a big dog gave you a lot more time than average with him.

I'm sorry, too. Dogs are excellent companions.

Sorry about your doggie, Dr. WB.

Shots of bourbon whiskey and Natty Boh.

Old Crow on the rocks. All night long.

Good stuff-

HA!

I started my morning all hung over and trying to decide which of my female roommates pube trimmings were all over the shower.

It went decidedly downhill from there.

Sounds like a good excuse for crotch inspection !

4 Loko, red wine, Stella, Greygoose

It's my friend's last night in his house before it sells. sadness. he's not coping well with it.

Q: Who's drankin' 2 nite?
A: I am. So fuck off. Raise a glass in honor of AM...you crazy motherfucker.

Had a 6 pack of Southern Teir IPA and am working on bottle of wine from greece.

Hifives to willie. we're drinking tonight.

Thinking about going to my fave pizza place to watch some college bb and drink a few Rolling Rocks.

Thinking about going to my fave pizza place to watch some college but but first I am going to drink some varsol.

I only drink once a week now. I'm on a diet and have lost 20 pounds in the past month or so. I also managed to get my cholesterol down to around 165 somehow, even though I'm not on a low-fat diet. Anyway, after about 5 or 6 days of dieting each week, I'm basically ready to fucking choke someone. So, on the 7th day, I allow myself as much fancy red wine as I can drink (up to two bottles). I usually end up passing out before I finish the second bottle.

This wine-induced coma seems to act like RESET button for me. It de-stresses me out. And being in a wine-coma prevents unwanted snacking.

I need to write a fucking book.

I drank a whole case of beer last night on an empty stomach. I feel like shit today.

The bottle of white porto I ordered came in to the shop today. I didn't even know it existed and I think red porto is fucking gross sweet. This white porto isn't bad at all.

The vineyard has a website but I warn you that it is absolutely insane. Like either 10 web developers were asked to work on different bits and they attempted to fit it together or 1 dude who was fueled by porto made the whole thing.

Calem Porto

I have the "fine white" type which doesn't seem to be mentioned. But it was bottled in 2004.

Just for a glimpse of what the web CAN be you might want to look but don't say I didn't warn you that it is absolutely crazy.

Review: Apparently the Portuguese like this with some club soda and lime.

I found the lime pretty unnecessary.

Go for something sour to balance the sweet. A little soda and a sour cocktail onion is pretty darn good.

Next up is a splash of sauerkraut juice.

The bottle suggests serving it with cake or fruit. I have some cookies and a cantaloupe so I may edit this later.

I dunno, for imported fortified wine "Calem Porto Fine White Porto" is not bad at all or mind-numbingly sweet. So if porto interests you but you prefer drier wines give it a shot. But despite the suggestion of cake and fruit I would not call this as much of a dessert or aperitif wine as a traditional porto. But again, it's a fortified wine so you should already know what's up.

Also, I think might start eating these sour cocktail onions as a snack. Crunchy, salty, sour. Pretty fuckin good.

EDIT: I looked at the web site again and if you can imagine what a web site would look like if it were designed by 15 different people who didn't speak the same language or have access to what anyone else was doing and WHO ALSO HAPPENED TO HATE THE WEB and anyone who attempts to use it then this is your dream. Just be prepared, in some ways it is totally awesome how fucky it is but it is also a sensory assault. The best part is that on top of being utterly crazy it is also EXTREMELY technically proficient.

I may actually be more into into this web site than I am into this wine.

Just... well just look at it. And then report back if you think that it was produced by people who hate the internet, hate web sites, hate computers, hate all bipeds, hate sounds, hate looking at anything. This site is like a straight man seeing a beautiful pair of tits and getting sickened and vomiting. just, just, what the fuck?

If anybody makes any sense of this or can even find where they mention their "Fine White Porto" please please report back.

Martinis for now, then in a few minutes my new girlfriend will show up, and I'll switch to overpriced beers and Arrested Development DVDs....

When you feel like puking, the best thing to do is puke. Drink some water and let the poison out.

Ginger Ale goes good with a good cigar.

Makers Mark on the rocks would go whole lot better.

No, my driveway is right next to the house, and neither the house or truck are paid for yet.

Time to tilt them back gentlemen.

Going to drink to the death of XPT as we knew it. I always though Chickenmaster was a fucking pussy, but the rest of the Cage dwellers were pretty much on target.

I don't know who the fuck "Steve C" is, but he isn't any more responsive in the admin threads either.