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#216469 - 09/04/09 07:57 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Dirty Deadz Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
Quote:

Quote:

Pacifico's and coconut rum...starting NOW!

-Keep It Dirty

...yeah, it's 6:32 in the morning, what?! I'll be lucky if that's all I get into today.


You are quickly becoming a role model for me




Becoming?!?! How's this...I'm fuct up right now (let me rephrase that...I'm FUCT UP!!!) and I'm runnin' out the door with multiple bitches to get fuct up at a rave...my first. The skirts are shorter than Webster, and the heels are higher than Snoop Dogg. Bras are outerwear this evening, and the stockings have more runs than Carl Lewis (how cum all my examples are black people tonight?). I look fuckin' GOOD in this mini, yo!

-Keep It Dirty

Yo, Ho, Ho, & a bottle of rum indeed!
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#216470 - 09/04/09 09:19 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U

I had two glasses of wine and I am going to bed.
Which one of us is the A.V.N. winning performer?
Maybe under your training I can get my mojo back
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"I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo

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#216471 - 09/04/09 09:31 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Had a glass of riesling at Melisse in Santa Monica. I'm not a wine fan and could care less about learning about it. Going to bed soon.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#216473 - 09/05/09 08:08 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Got some Harp Lagers in the fridge. I am in a reflective mood and I'm gonna walk these moonlit streets with a couple stashed in my jacket, then mebbe hit a couple of bars....
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock

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#216474 - 09/05/09 08:16 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Just some cheap beers (Stroh's) tonight.

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#216475 - 09/05/09 08:50 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Anonymous
Unregistered


Sláinte Mhath, Bitches.

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#216476 - 09/05/09 09:25 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Anonymous
Unregistered


Just lookin' out of the window,
Watchin' the asphalt grow,
Thinkin' how it all looks hand-me-down...

Good Times, yeah, yeah Good Times

Keepin' your head above water
Makin' a wave when you can
Temporary lay offs. - Good Times.
Easy credit rip offs. - Good Times.
Scratchin’ and surviving. - Good Times.
Hangin in a chow line - Good Times.
Ain’t we lucky we got ‘em - Good Times.




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#216477 - 09/05/09 11:40 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Dean Wormer Offline
Pervert

Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
At my fantasy football league draft tonight. Many pitchers of Bud Light and a couple of shots of Jagermeister. Right now after the draft and reflecting on things it's Magic Hat Roxy Rolles Hoppy Autumn Amber.
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#216478 - 09/08/09 02:52 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Der vorläufige Plan für die Nacht sieht wie folgt aus

6 p.m.

8 p.m.

10 p.m.

11 p.m.

und bei der Mitternacht

oder

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#216479 - 09/08/09 03:42 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Quote:

Der vorläufige Plan für die Nacht sieht wie folgt aus

6 p.m.

8 p.m.

10 p.m.

11 p.m.

und bei der Mitternacht

oder



Sweet!
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#216480 - 09/10/09 12:25 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Ta suil agam go bhfuil tu i mbarr na slainte.

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#216481 - 09/11/09 03:35 PM I just had a Simp moment
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
, part 4,283.

Coincidentally, it occurred to me that Aurora Snow and St. Peter share something in common: they were both abused upside down. Can someone call her nursing school and relay this to her?

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#216482 - 09/11/09 09:41 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Northrop Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
Liquid courage.

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#216483 - 09/11/09 10:04 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Anonymous
Unregistered


^^^ 'Bout the only kind YOU have, Mijo.

Slainte Mhath, Kids.

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#216484 - 09/11/09 10:24 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

^^^ 'Bout the only kind YOU have, Mijo.






Ohhh snap. I really like the ending, nice touch.
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"Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend

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#216485 - 09/12/09 06:26 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Its been awhile since I got drunk. The craving hit me last week and I havn't been able to shake it so tonight I bought a case of Yuengling Lager. I plan to get drunk and watch anime till I'm too drunk to read the sub-titles anymore.
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#216486 - 09/12/09 07:02 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

^^^ 'Bout the only kind YOU have, Mijo.

Slainte Mhath, Kids.




Heh... It'll take NadThurst like 3 days to shake out what happened here. That's like 2 days before he shakes off the trucker cock and 1 day before he comes to and shakes off the Homeboi houseparty jock-fest he rented his ass out for. And when I say "shake it off" I mean like a wet dog.
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#216487 - 09/13/09 04:36 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Northrop Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
Lou:
Quote:

Heh... It'll take NadThurst like 3 days to shake out
what happened here.




Do you put any thought at all into what you post, or is it just whatever spittle hits the keyboard when your madly conversing with yourself? But, I did have to Google the foreign language references. Is that what you're all worked up about?

JB, average premise, excellent execution. My apologies for not respecting it with a duly deserved response. Only thing that popped in my head was to accuse you of needing the liquid courage. But, that was lame, so I skipped it... Maybe I should actually be drunk when I come in the drinking thread?

more Lou:
Quote:

That's like 2 days before he shakes off the trucker cock and 1 day before he comes to and shakes off the Homeboi houseparty jock-fest he rented his ass out for. And when I say "shake it off" I mean like a wet dog.




While I can appreciate my inclusion in your fantasies of violent eroticism, that shit is creepy. Homie don't swing that way. I hadn't figured you for a fag.

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#216488 - 09/13/09 03:27 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Once again you're a quote snipping lil bitch...
It's all a documented reflex of avoidance/denial that almost every victim portrays. It's a classic case of The Hatebot Cycle. You should worry less about what I say and pay way more attention to what you're putting down.

In short, think before you post.
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i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn

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#216489 - 09/13/09 09:23 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Anonymous
Unregistered


Or drink before you post. Either way, step it up.

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#216490 - 09/13/09 10:01 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Nugent Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
Quote:

Once again you're a quote snipping lil bitch...
It's all a documented reflex of avoidance/denial that almost every victim portrays. It's a classic case of The Hatebot Cycle. You should worry less about what I say and pay way more attention to what you're putting down.

In short, think before you post.





ouch
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If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend

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#216492 - 09/13/09 11:25 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Anonymous
Unregistered


Great game.

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#216493 - 09/16/09 07:38 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Steezo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Crap wine. According to my AlcoScan AL7000, just hit .256 on the breathalyzer.
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"Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

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#216494 - 09/16/09 08:49 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Steezo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
I drinks mo' wine. Now at: .332. I gots a lil' bit left.I know I can go higher!
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"Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

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#216495 - 09/16/09 09:10 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Steezo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
10 mo' ounzles of wine = .347!

I gots a big dirty bootz for yo' ass! (typed while waiting for my breatho-machine!)
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"Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

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#216496 - 09/16/09 09:17 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Steezo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Ooooopsley doopsley, ..... .396

It's worth posting (but not right now), that breathing technique means a whole lotta bunch of difference as far as liquore breathe goes!! I have recomendations!

But not right now!


Edited by Steezo (09/16/09 09:17 AM)
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#216497 - 09/16/09 09:27 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Steezo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
My lastest 10 oz'es (whatever sound like ounces!)

I AM SUPPOSED TO WAIT 20 MINUTES AFTER MY LASTE DRINK TO HAVE MY LAST BREATHALYZERMER READING!

SO I WILL WATE 1O MINUSTE
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"Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

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#216498 - 09/16/09 09:38 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Steezo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Herr cumz the funz!

So after 10 minutes, (using my bestest grammar(, it is:


.396!

But I have more liquor (totatally spelled right!)

like maybe 10 oz, not that anyone cares!
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#216499 - 09/16/09 09:41 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Steezo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
I spilt a lil' and made my kneck sticky!
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"Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

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#216500 - 09/22/09 08:45 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#216501 - 09/22/09 08:55 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Loop I love Warsteiner beer. I find it funny that most bars claim it takes so long to draw off the tap. If you are posting while drinking it I assume you are drinking it from a bottle. Does it take 10 minutes to remove the cap?

Also, you should see this:


(The hotlink won't last long).

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#216502 - 09/22/09 09:05 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Crap I screwed up. It's Maisel's Weisse that takes so long to draw on tap. I do like Warsteiner, though. Here's another perfect picture.


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#216503 - 09/22/09 09:16 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
The cheap stuff, Canadian club and soda water.

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#216504 - 09/23/09 12:19 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Y~T Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/01/08
Posts: 71
Loc: Fishing for whores with Vicodi...
Dont drink often these days, but tonight Im making up for it.

So far a bottle of Crown and a 12 pack.

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#216505 - 09/23/09 09:40 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Canadian whiskey and club soda.

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#216506 - 09/23/09 09:49 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Quote:


Also, you should see this:
(The hotlink won't last long).






About the cap: nope doesn't take 10 minutes more like under 3 seconds unless you're drunk and fumbling around. I'm having more Warsteiner tonight.

BTW: I like the 2nd close up attached.
Here is something you might enjoy. Forbidden music from the exotic paradise of Titan.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#216507 - 09/24/09 07:22 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
John Doe Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 08/07/08
Posts: 572
Loc: USA
Absolute Vodka out of the freezer.

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#216508 - 09/25/09 12:15 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
jeff jordan Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
2 Red Stripe and I left the bar.

Had to get the hell outta there, still not over a rough weekend.
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Jeff Jordan: "Common man from LA"

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#216509 - 09/25/09 08:29 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Tried something new. It is called a "force". The drink is half beer, and one-quarter vodka and one-quarter lemonade. It fucked me up (in a good way) last night. Trying it again tonight.

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#216510 - 09/25/09 08:55 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
jeff jordan Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
Quote:

Tried something new. It is called a "force". The drink is half beer, and one-quarter vodka and one-quarter lemonade. It fucked me up (in a good way) last night. Trying it again tonight.




That's disgusting, ivor. What's the point? It's not going to "fuck you up" any more than something that tastes decent.

I don't get it, I guess.
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Jeff Jordan: "Common man from LA"

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#216511 - 09/26/09 05:43 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Try it, you might like it. The Russkies mix beer and vodka 50/50 (yorsh), but that is a bit too extreme for me.

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#216512 - 09/26/09 11:14 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
I hear the beer and booze mix but the lemon is just going to wreck your stomach 3 drinks in.
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#216513 - 09/26/09 04:38 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Had a shot of Delamain's cognac on 9/11...not a big deal to me, tastes like Henny.

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#216514 - 09/26/09 07:33 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
jeff jordan Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
Quote:

Had a shot of Delamain's cognac on 9/11...not a big deal to me, tastes like Henny.




Don't think I've had Delamain. I'm headed out to the diviest of dive bars tonight, in So LA county. I don't think they're gonna have this, but I'll ask.

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#216515 - 09/26/09 08:05 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
So far my stomach has been fine, and I find that a bit of lemonade concentrate cuts the harshness of the vodka.

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#216516 - 09/26/09 10:26 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Steezo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
I got all my friends hooked on Crystal Light lemonade and vodka a few years back. If you use enough Crystal Light and lots of ice, you can't even taste the vodka. We nicknamed the drink "Danger" because it would get us so fucked up we'd get into all sorts of trouble. Like wake-up-naked-in-your-car-in-front-of-the-strip-club-and-not-know-how-you-got-there trouble.
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"Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

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#216517 - 09/27/09 04:36 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Nugent Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
Quote:

Absolute Vodka out of the freezer.



ALWAYS the go to standard. Totally hitting it tonight.
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If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend

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#216518 - 09/27/09 06:19 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Gin with a twist of lime and ginger ale.
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#216519 - 09/27/09 07:39 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
jeff jordan Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
Quote:

Gin with a twist of lime and ginger ale.




That'll be the one tonight, BDM.

And the lime is essential.
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Jeff Jordan: "Common man from LA"

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#216520 - 10/04/09 01:20 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Steezo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Made out with a lesbian schoolteacher, fell down on the dancefloor, came home and passed out on a pile of multigrain crackers on my kitchen floor. Let a friend borrow my car and he almost hit a moose and went into a ditch. Good times.

Oh, for my drink I told the bartender to "make me something with a lot of rum in it and not a whole lot of sugar. And I'll take two!"
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"Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

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