Indeed. I am drinking a bottle of cheap Scoresby Scotch tonight. I am delighted and drunk, and I agree with your assertion regarding Crocs. Imagine hot nurses or other professional ladies wearing Crocs during their casual days when they should be wearing something much hotter. when I should be or . or

Just plain drunk.

Haven't tried this stuff yet, but I think it needs to be served on an outdoor set:

Who is drinking tonight.

Was supposed to go out with a guy, but he just texted me saying I should now meet him at the party. Yes, even though the plan was to come pick me up at my place. I called him back and declined going out with him altogether, totally putting the brakes on the whole date. Heading out with my girls now then later to the gym. May make coffee afterwards to get to gym.

dont know. i usually dont date at all so i dont know. i do know i burned 250 calories on the treadmill after 2 vodkas on rocks which is 2(60 calories). going to beds now. bye byes

I am starting to love this thread. While it has a certain "Gang-blog" gayness to it, its really quite interesting reading everyone's booze stories.

I dont know what to say to Ms Jergens, but I am annoyed that some pinhead would dis her, or any hot whore, in such a manner. Hot whores do not grow on trees. I figure the guy did this to Gia either because he received a surprise impromptu Blowjob earlier in the day from an-ex gf, or maybe a dumb neighbor, and thus lost his "Urgency" or edge with his date with BABY g. or....HE IS SIMPLY TRYING TO SAVE ON GAS AND PASSING THE COST ALONG TO EVERYONE ELSE...poor guy needs to get to work on Monday right??? Still inexcusable, like a Stripper texting her Abusive Boyfriend while she rubs her ass in your crotch.

I would have sent a Limo with a bar and a clown that makes balloon animals-in-sexual-positions if I couldnt pick the whore up. Guys are such Dolts these dsays.

Went to Book Soup on Sunset where I did my Dave Naz signing last year. Was excited to book shop with my friend E, but he always turns me onto new photographers whose books cost $100+ but, natch, I'll take a look and that will be etched in my memory a lifetime. Bought a comic version of Proust's Swann's Way (cue Sasha Grey fanbois) as well as Cruising LA: 5 Architectual Drives in Los Angeles.

E left, and as one to take advantage of already secured free prkg on the Sunset Strip, I walked to Red Rock and ordered myself a Ketel 1 on the rocks.

Some guy asked why I was at a bar drinking alone.
Um, cuz it's more degenerate to drink at home alone?
Note to dudes: reminding the girl she's alone...not a good sell to the ladies.

Anyway, my stripper friend, Monroe, was supposed to meet up but never showed. She named herself after Marilyn Monoe, bien sur, though I find Monroe from Too Close for Comfort more awesome. Later she called to apololgize due to getting side tracked en route because of a previous engagement...I trailed off mid-sentence and brushed it off. I have a sliding scale on my tolerance for people's bullshit. For instance, strippers=flakes by default, so don't put much stock in them anyway. Same category also included future work opportunities, but now I say 'FUCK THAT.' Case in point, dude last night who writes for a very famous fashion magazine. There comes a point where you can't compromise yourself just because you covet what someone else has. And why the fuck did it take me 15mins to get served when the bar was dead and I plainly had my money out?

Then I rushed my ass home to watch The Two Coreys.

babyG = great replacement drinker.

i still have images of babyG and some of her friends appearing...aah, never mind...just a GJ hangover.

hey i onlys had one. get my ass to scottsdale so i can shoot clubgo-ers for hot chickswithdouchebags.com

Fuck Corey Haim, fucking idiot gives functioning successful drug addicts everywhere a bad name. I want to do a drive by in my handivan where I hold a bottle of Vicodin out the window and shake it a few times, Corey H. comes rushing out, I drop the bottle to the ground, wait until he opens it to find it is only M&Ms and then crush him with my power ramp. Fuck Corey Haim.

Jagermeister tonight....got a call from a friend from Stamford...has three strippers-with-benefits he is driving to chateau-da-burglair....2 of the 3 want the jagrmesister-meister-jagr....one wanted some kind of japanese exotic sake I never even heard of, and i have Sake in my domain. it will be interesting to see how she reacts: [translation] if she happily swallows what burg has, she gets the jackpot and , hopefully, swallows burg happily. If she goes EW! to my sake, or jagr, or wines, or brews, heidi-ho out the doh senorita!!...." I test fired some jagr shots already...dont drink unless really really cold or youz might as well go to mauna loa and take a few shots of lava with buffalo wings....

jager is the only thing i actually like to drink, but i hardly ever, ever drink because it makes me miss the crank

trust me, it wouldn't be fun, i'd cum after twenty seconds then lose interest and spend the next seven and a half hours rearranging your drawers and dusting shit that's not dusty.

Gigi

Thanks for the Carlin tribute. I'm gonna miss that smart, bitter man.

I don't have a camera phone or any elaborate shit like that, but in about six hours I am going to wake up and cook the world's best breakfast burrito.

I had the beer shits this morning and it looked like this.

Anyone want to guess what Hillary Scott had to Drink last night?





How come it took this long for the booze thread to cover morning-after-drinking Turd tribulations? I miss Isabel Ice.

There should be a beer called Natural Lite.

http://www.anheuser-busch.com/BeerVerified.html





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I'm done with the Goose because so many niggers and ginos drink it. Ever have Silent Sam? I'm gonna be fucked up silly tonight.That's a very moving pic, BTW.....

Silent Sam is Unknown to me...I am awaiting a shipment of 6 bottles of "The Wolf" Vodka from Kiev. With shipping and shit it comes out to 196 bucks a bottle but I figure I will recoup that with the two Russian whores who visit to pollish my Spokes and other "things"....as well as any semi-erudite american Gia-esque chick I might happen upon. And if I am lucky enough to meet a GiGi whore from the ukraine, well, she will allow me to stick the bottle up her arse and gives her a 120 proof enema of the state.

And help me out here...is it beer before liquor, Never sicker? Or, is it Liquor before beer *burp* never fear?

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Ally sheedy open mouth cumshot boo yah

Oh yeah, I was trying to remember the vodka I tried a few months ago and really dug: Zubrowka.

Black Butte XX.

20th Anniversary Reserve.

Porter brewed with chocolate beans and coffee added with 20% aged in Bourbon barrels.

Fucker was covered with wax requiring a Swiss Army knife to open.

http://www.rogue.com/brews.html

ain't drinking, but i just made s'mores, yumz

Which snack chip has been deployed in a nearby bowl?

Dorritos, Fritos, Cheetos, or Sour Cream & Onion Ruffles?

I like me some Belvidere, to be honest, these days. But at the moment, I'm settling on Skyy & Tropicana ~ my usual drink of choice.

For the hard shit, one poster here turned me on to Booker's. That shit gives me the shivers just thinking about it. I had my first dose of 151 this past week at a local whore's house, and that didn't settle well AT ALL.

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I like the fact the same teacher played a role in Not Another Teen Movie.

Tequila!

<-- raises hand

calling Windsock later on tonight.

Willie, call me when you call windsock. you got 3-way calling?

I had two shots of Patron silver, a Becks beer and one jack daniels shot w/club soda back. Phew that's alot for me, I'm soooo not a drinker, but friends treated me out for my b'day so I had to drink, yes they held a gun to my head.
And Im totally feeling it, Im going to lay down but Im afraid if I close my eyes I will get dizzy and puke, I hate the flavor of puke.

happy birthday, gyseyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes, happy birthday, girl.

Heres to ya Gypsy...

I had a glass of wine with dinner...does that count?

Yes. :drinkywinky: