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#216062 - 10/19/08 10:32 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Nice work King, very productive. I can only imagine some of the other wild and crazy things you get into on a Saturday Night




I'm one of the lucky ones ryan, every night is saturday night. I thought I took it pretty easy on you actually. and if you laugh along with it instead of getting defensive about it it makes the jokes seem less true and you appear less fragile. just a thought.

p.s. I like how you quoted the gif so it shows up twice now. nice work.
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#216063 - 10/20/08 04:13 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I had a 20-yr-old tonight. A McCallan's 20.
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#216064 - 10/20/08 06:32 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
k1ng, that was fucking awesome, great job!!!
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#216065 - 10/20/08 11:55 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
RyanKnox Offline
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Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Quote:

Quote:

Nice work King, very productive. I can only imagine some of the other wild and crazy things you get into on a Saturday Night




I'm one of the lucky ones ryan, every night is saturday night. I thought I took it pretty easy on you actually. and if you laugh along with it instead of getting defensive about it it makes the jokes seem less true and you appear less fragile. just a thought.

p.s. I like how you quoted the gif so it shows up twice now. nice work.





Oh good, yeah the Gif doesn't bother me at all.

I was just a little concerned about the quality of social life you led but you've just assured me that every night is a Gif of a good time.

I'm very happy for you posting something original and funny on a board with such a tough crowd. Congratulations!


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#216066 - 10/20/08 12:02 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Dean Wormer Offline
Pervert

Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Cryin' Knox forgot to say that he was enjoying a fine bottle of Thunderbird.


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#216067 - 10/22/08 03:00 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
I am drinking brandy. Lots and lots of brandy. Tomorrow is going to be rough if I do not continue to drink lots of brandy. Ugh.
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#216068 - 10/28/08 03:25 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
I've spent the last five Sleeman's Cream Ales playing fetch with my dog. It's cold as fuck outside.
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#216069 - 10/28/08 04:04 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
It's a Nor'easter son...
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#216070 - 10/28/08 04:51 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
it's snowing here
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#216071 - 10/28/08 04:56 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Crocodile Offline
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Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
^^^^Same here. I'm drinking.
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#216072 - 10/28/08 05:07 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Raining here.

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#216073 - 10/28/08 08:07 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
MrBelvedere Offline
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Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
ahhh we meet again...


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#216074 - 10/29/08 09:42 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I'm with My Piece drinking McCallan's and listening to garage bands on his ipod.
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#216075 - 10/30/08 02:16 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
MrBelvedere Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
Quote:

I'm with My Piece drinking McCallan's and listening to garage bands on his ipod.




your "piece" of what?

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#216076 - 10/30/08 02:21 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
My piece of ass. He only exist for physical reasons.
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#216077 - 10/31/08 12:47 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Nugent Offline
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
Copious amounts of vodka and orange juice.




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#216078 - 10/31/08 04:02 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
porto, some methylphenidates because i found a handful of upjohn 1mg alzie's(for the enthusiast, these are by far the best made. all binders and pills are not created equal) and got sleepy. time to hand some candy out then grab dinner somewhere decent.
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#216079 - 11/01/08 09:26 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Outback Whack Offline
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Registered: 04/02/05
Posts: 314
After a few pints of Kilkenny, I am now finding it very difficult to get drunk on midori and vodka - the buzz is just not happening for me. I may have to switch to scotch.

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#216080 - 11/01/08 09:44 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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porto, some methylphenidates because i found a handful of upjohn 1mg alzie's(for the enthusiast, these are by far the best made. all binders and pills are not created equal) and got sleepy. time to hand some candy out then grab dinner somewhere decent.


Nice find, a newer way of taking methylphenidate is by using a transdermal patch (under the brand name Daytrana), similar to those used for hormone replacement therapy (HRT), nicotine release and pain relief (Fentanyl or Morphine). Fuckin A.

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#216081 - 11/01/08 01:29 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Doing the high-end thing tonight with a pretty young thing at the restaurant below. If you have any suggestions as far as red wine, let 'er rip...

http://www.navarrarestaurant.com/
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#216082 - 11/01/08 08:18 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
windsock Offline
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Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
I am. I'm drinking tonight. I'm drinking all nights.
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#216083 - 11/02/08 01:17 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
BIFF™ Offline
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Travis, in honor of you sir....





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#216084 - 11/08/08 01:17 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ChodeMasterJ Offline
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Registered: 08/15/08
Posts: 98
Loc: In a Quantum state

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#216085 - 11/08/08 02:17 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Does water and orange fanta count?
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#216086 - 11/08/08 10:19 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
A Xanax 2mg and an Ice cold bottle of Becks, then a Corona, then a Guinness, I had enough....nappy time. I got taken out to lunch by the person who splurged on the Juicy purse.

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#216087 - 11/08/08 06:15 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
nomore Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/30/08
Posts: 192
An Ambien and two glasses so far of some decent local wine---graperanch country rose...a little too sweet but the ambiens kickin in nicely...i'm ready to fuck


Edited by fiendgrl13 (11/08/08 06:29 PM)

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#216088 - 11/08/08 06:39 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Nite guys, going out to get drunk, pounded and maybe some more gifts....I gotta go try to find that 3 legged dog who pulled me down off of my bar stool this afternoon.

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#216089 - 11/08/08 07:22 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Just some Sea Men's Best.



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#216090 - 11/08/08 08:11 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

An Ambien and two glasses so far of some decent local wine---graperanch country rose...a little too sweet but the ambiens kickin in nicely...i'm ready to fuck




:Burg comes running to the sound of whores and pills in 3...2...1..:
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#216091 - 11/08/08 08:31 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Weihenstephaner Festbier
Ninkasi Oatis
Rogue Santa's Private Reserve Ale
Elysian Bifrost Winter Ale

why must they be in 22-oz bottles...?

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#216092 - 11/08/08 10:10 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
pinupmutant Offline
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Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
I had some Riesling with dinner. I drank an entire bottle of Cremant d'Alsace (the poor woman's champagne) on Election night and got really, really sick. And then I had to sit through a three hour meeting at 9AM the next morning. So I'm kind of trying to xnay on the inge-bdriking-say.

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#216093 - 11/09/08 08:05 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
I had a can of Coors before bed last night. Dreamed of fucking on a ski lift.
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#216094 - 11/09/08 03:51 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
^^^ Wow, you're a badass.

Just one can? Fuck, I drank that much at dinner alone.

Off to work now!! Hi-ho, Hi-ho.
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#216095 - 11/09/08 05:16 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Screwdrivers

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#216096 - 11/10/08 04:02 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Not a badass just an old ass ! My liver has seen better days.
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#216097 - 11/10/08 04:15 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I had barely sipped my straight vodka last night before someone in our party got us 86'd. My date, his mgr, and I were sitting at our table at some unassuming rock bar in Santa Monica while his mgr's date slumps back to the table, arms crossed and says, "Hey Gia, go to the bar and ask for a glass of water. Tap water. And see if they serve you." I say if her big ta-tas can't get her tap water, then I'll be just as useless" aka "Dumb ho, I'm not your fucking lacky." She heads back over there with mgr guy in tow. There is an esculating ruckus and two bouncers order them to leave STAT. Evidently, 14 Below is tres fancy and only serves bottled water. Unfair and pretentious! Though I can even get tap water at Nobu, the chick and mgr guy probably could've handled it better.
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#216098 - 11/10/08 06:19 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
MrBelvedere Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
last bottle of BV Tapestry...

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#216099 - 11/10/08 06:48 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
charin Offline
Gag Factor Guru
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
Two cups of coffee at an AA meeting. Rode the motorcycle 20 miles in 30 degree weather to get there. And I enjoyed every bit of it.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#216100 - 11/10/08 09:22 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ChodeMasterJ Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/15/08
Posts: 98
Loc: In a Quantum state
getting kicked out of bars is good fun.

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#216101 - 11/11/08 12:31 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

Nite guys, going out to get drunk, pounded and maybe some more gifts....I gotta go try to find that 3 legged dog who pulled me down off of my bar stool this afternoon.




Seriously, no one cares you drug addicted hypocrite.
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#216102 - 11/11/08 04:17 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Nugent Offline
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
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#216103 - 11/11/08 05:04 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
HORRENDOUS!!!!! Gussy it up all they want, you're still drinking Budweiser.
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#216104 - 11/11/08 05:12 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
LouCypher Offline
@
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Loc: fortified
Bud Lime is AB's answer to Corona.. with full acknowledgement that their consumer base can't differentiate between fruit and veg, thus sparing a future
generation of hick teen consumers from choking on potato wedges.
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#216105 - 11/11/08 06:50 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Nugent Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
Quote:

HORRENDOUS!!!!! Gussy it up all they want, you're still drinking Budweiser.



Hey I was feeling lazy. Thought I'd try it. That said, I'm back drinking vodka on the rocks now...
As far as potato wedges; throw some fucking cheese, chives, and sour cream on those, and we have a party
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#216106 - 11/13/08 06:22 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
God am I gonna get plowed tonight.

Prediction: stange posts.

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#216107 - 11/13/08 10:18 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Newports Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/16/08
Posts: 258
Loc: CO


and some other beer. While writing a paper, probably not a good idea.

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#216108 - 11/13/08 11:14 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

While writing a paper, probably not a good idea.



God will write your paper, Sara Palin told me so. But I must say, for a Belgian ber, that is a very light lambic.

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#216109 - 11/14/08 04:18 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Rosso blended wine....not bad. pic and info
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#216110 - 11/15/08 07:43 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

for a Belgian ber, that is a very light lambic.




Not a lambic.





Tonight (so far):

Russian River Blind Pig
Bridgeport Raven Mad
Samuel Smith Winter Welcome Ale
Red Hook Long Hammer


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#216111 - 11/15/08 08:00 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Newports Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/16/08
Posts: 258
Loc: CO
Correct you are, it is not a lambic.

Nice line up so far, Blind Pig is pretty good.

I drank way too much last night to drink tonight.

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