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#216571 - 10/28/09 07:07 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
redish Offline
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$1.00 Shiner Bock drafts
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#216572 - 10/28/09 07:56 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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A frosty mug of Natty Boh. I enjoy Shiner Bock but IMO Shiner Black Bohemian is even better.

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#216573 - 10/28/09 09:12 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Props dude, that is a great Scotch and a favorite of mine.

I'm rockin' a 13 y/o Aberlour tonight.

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#216574 - 10/28/09 09:34 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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#216575 - 10/29/09 08:01 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Just finished an icy mug of Natty Boh, and fixin' to fix a vodka gimlet.

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#216576 - 10/29/09 08:06 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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All Virginia Tech football fans are drinking tonight. And pounding their steering wheels with their fists, hollering at their wives and trying to pick fights with anyone wearing that putrid shade of blue that Tarheel fans espouse.

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#216577 - 10/29/09 08:10 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I have it on good authority that getting pussy in Bleaksburg, Vagina is almost as hard as getting it in Nofuck, Vagina.

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#216578 - 10/30/09 07:47 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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No vodka gimlets tonight, am mixing my vodka with root beer.

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#216579 - 10/30/09 10:15 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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4 percocet and 2 blunts while making $400 on hoops games. WooohooO! Thank goodness Kobe blows, and so do my Nets
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#216580 - 10/30/09 10:19 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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My friend and I are heading down the street for a drinky.
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#216581 - 10/30/09 10:27 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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A 'drinky' sounds pink and fruity.
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#216582 - 10/30/09 10:30 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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No way. I loathe those kinds of drinks.
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#216583 - 10/31/09 11:19 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Props dude, that is a great Scotch and a favorite of mine.

I'm rockin' a 13 y/o Aberlour tonight.




I really like laphroaig, as do non-scotch drinkers that I hang out with. Having trouble telling the difference between the 1/4 cask and the 10yr, though.

Bowmore Legend = not so great. The bottle has been full for almost a year.

Will stick Aberlour 13yr on my "to try" list.


Edited by geek (10/31/09 11:21 AM)

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#216584 - 10/31/09 06:54 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I posted about that very scotch on here ages ago. I really like Scapa as well.
The place where i used to work (and where I'm off to) carries over 50 single-malts. First round's on me if any of you degenerates ever head this way....
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#216585 - 10/31/09 07:59 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Nuthin' fancy tonight. Just some cheap popskull vodka.

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#216586 - 10/31/09 09:18 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Staying in tonight. Friends over at the house shooting pool. Cops are out full force. Green boxes of Patron from bevmo and some Stellas.
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#216587 - 11/01/09 01:45 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Nice CS... I rolled almost the same way last night. Lotsa Patron at home with some friends but had to call it an early night. Hockey 2 hrs away with a 6 am wakeup call = .
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#216588 - 11/01/09 02:56 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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A simple night out with the Captain turned into 8 paltry hours of sleep, only to wake up & drink some Miller Lite while watching my Eagles slaughter the Giants.
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#216589 - 11/08/09 04:54 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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The best.



Hi Gia

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#216590 - 11/14/09 05:26 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Bacardi & Diet Coke worked out great for me last night. I'm not sure how this keeps happening, but I made out with 2 more lesbians last night. I was talking to them and next thing you know they're both sitting in my lap kissing me and then each other. It's as confusing to me as it probably is to the rest of the bar. One of them was a bit of a bulldyke, too. Like she's been a lesbian since highschool and probably hasn't kissed a guy in 10 years, if ever. Her Mexican girlfriend was hot and wanted us to all leave together, but bulldyke wasn't quite ready to commit that far.
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#216591 - 11/14/09 05:54 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Somehow I agreed to give a major presentation (outside of my area of expertise) in an effort to establish a new program and I am polishing off a bottle of Jim Beam Black as I sit here working on the presentation.

I have a feeling that this lecture is either going to kick ass or go very, very bad. Wooo Hoooo!!
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#216592 - 11/14/09 07:23 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Vodka tonight.

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#216593 - 11/14/09 08:20 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Never drank much. Don't drink anymore.

Doc says it's bad for my sleep apnea.
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#216594 - 11/14/09 08:29 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I only drink at night to help me get to sleep.

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#216595 - 11/14/09 09:02 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I smoke weed to make me sleepy. 2-3 hours after a bowl, I'm munching out and 10 minutes later its sleepy time. I don't drink as hard as I used to, because the older I get the longer the hangover seems to last.
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#216596 - 11/14/09 09:11 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I smoke weed to make me sleepy. 2-3 hours after a bowl, I'm munching out and 10 minutes later its sleepy time. I don't drink as hard as I used to, because the older I get the longer the hangover seems to last.




Sadly, Pot is illegal and I don't believe that it will be decriminalized in my lifetime although I do suspect it will happen eventually.

Until then, at the end of a hectic day, or when I need to mellow out and get some work done at home, I occasionally have a drink or four or ten, but not very often, and not when I have to work the next day. I suspect I'm probably waaaaaay past legally drunk right now.

I'd rather be high if the law allowed.


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#216597 - 11/15/09 04:51 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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^^^ US Gov is short on money. Liberal in the white House and both houses of Congress. You never know.

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#216598 - 11/16/09 09:52 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Back on track. Eggnog spiked with lotsa booze.

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#216599 - 11/18/09 09:18 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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The Troegs brewery up in PA makes a nice Doppelbock, which is one of my favorite types of beer.

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#216600 - 11/18/09 11:31 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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First I’d heard of it - Harrisburg, PA. Neat.
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#216601 - 11/19/09 03:06 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Do me a favor. You do those drugs. You do that alcohol. You end up dead. And you burn. Burn in hell.

Rest in piece, Bitch.


-Ricky

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#216602 - 11/19/09 05:33 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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The Troegs brewery up in PA makes a nice Doppelbock, which is one of my favorite types of beer.




Troegs makes some good stuff, a little on the 'hoppy' side though.
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#216603 - 11/19/09 12:17 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I need to stay away from beer for a long time anyway, which will probably inhibit my trips to the strip clubs - so I’ll save money, good all around.
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#216604 - 11/19/09 08:18 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Lemme pour a lil out for the D3si F&xx thread.




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#216605 - 11/19/09 08:35 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Vodka and ginger ale tonight.

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#216606 - 11/20/09 05:10 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Had vodka w/ veggie juice last night. Complimented a girl by telling her she had nice big horse teeth. Got into an argument with a big Asian guy that I kept calling Fat Sulu. Finally, got kicked out of the bar for throwing little pieces of popcorn at all the waitresses.
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#216607 - 11/21/09 12:10 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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WOW, that tops my night!!! Fuck.
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#216608 - 11/21/09 06:40 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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That's probably a very typical night for Steez !
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#216609 - 11/21/09 12:08 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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^^^^^ Actually, it is. I also apparently stole the sugar shaker from the breakfast place I wound up at. I've decided if I ever open up a strip club, it's going to be named Sugar Shakers. The bar section will be named Thirsty's.

The stupid back seat of my car is now all full of sugar. :-(
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#216610 - 11/21/09 03:03 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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UFC 106 and my little brother's birfday.
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#216611 - 11/21/09 04:21 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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#216612 - 11/21/09 05:15 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Nuge... I normally hate sig line pics/vids but I have to say, yours is quality.
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#216613 - 11/21/09 08:40 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Got this with some chocolate covered cherries for when the girlfriend came over. Thought it would go well on a cool night on the back porch after dinner. She hated it, I kinda liked it and bought a second bottle. It isn't a starter though, too sweet, gotta already get the ball rolling first.


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#216614 - 11/21/09 09:22 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Vodka and ginger ale.

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#216615 - 11/21/09 09:43 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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A sixer of some shitty light beer that someone left in my fridge. A precursor to the trouble that'll ensue later.

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#216616 - 11/21/09 10:18 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Somehow I suspect that your definition of "trouble" involves a bunch of gullible chickens, a la Gonzo the Great.

Just a hunch.

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#216617 - 11/21/09 10:41 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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UFC 106 and my little brother's birfday.




Good combo Tats. Griffin & Koschak for the win. Two pitchers of Miller Lite for me, on the rare occasion I drink beer, because it’s the only thing my local Hooters has available.
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#216618 - 11/21/09 10:44 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Quote:

Somehow I suspect that your definition of "trouble" involves a bunch of gullible chickens...




And a pig or two.

Quote:

Two pitchers of Miller Lite for me...




^ Priceless. Anyone wanna guess the beer that was left in my fridge?
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#216619 - 11/22/09 01:17 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Oh brother. I got stuck sitting next to a complete raisin cake last night. She was Alaska Native. Deaf. And she would cringe every time I moved. I found out that it was because I'm a big guy and her daddy was also big and he used to beat the shit out of her. I had to be fake nice to her all night after hearing that. She also said people are always making fun of her. And I like to get into adventures and help people. The end result of buying her a drink and being fake nice to her was that she wanted me to take her home. I said, "My adventure ends here."

Also, some dork with a skullcap hat on the other side of the bar was giving me the death stare all night. I kept going outside to smoke to see if he would follow me out, but I guess he was scared. I came to find out later that his girlfriend was the bartender. And I had previously told her she has a nice, big, juicy ass. Now she is just fat and my friend came up with a great nickname for her: Overbeast.
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#216620 - 11/22/09 01:17 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Also I'm still drunk.
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