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#215462 - 01/16/07 07:34 PM Who's Drinking Tonight?
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
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<---raises hand...

My prediction: spelling errors.

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#215463 - 01/16/07 07:36 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
redish Offline
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Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 323
Loc: Back in Gia's camera case
Yes .....




Bushmills 10 year old single malt irish whiskey.

You?

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#215464 - 01/16/07 07:37 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
just cracked open my first at 10:30 est
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#215465 - 01/16/07 07:47 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
I haven't drank since that night I posted a bunch of drunken jibberish. That's been like a month or so ago. Just not much of a drinker.
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#215466 - 01/16/07 11:19 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Today,yesterday for me 1/16, is the anniversary for Prohibition. Cheers, slainte.















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#215467 - 01/16/07 11:20 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
I am there with you Elvis!

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#215468 - 01/17/07 04:28 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Y-T Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
Loc: Promoting black on black viole...
Will be. Wild wings and beer on tap tonight. Cheers.

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#215469 - 02/08/07 08:54 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
bump.

anyone?


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#215470 - 02/08/07 08:56 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Tomorrow.
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#215471 - 02/08/07 08:57 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
nice, tomorrow is in 3 minutes for me
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#215472 - 02/08/07 08:57 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Never again, hopefully. But I love to read everybody else's drunk posts. I can live vicariously through you guys.
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#215473 - 02/08/07 08:58 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
i am ...foolishly as tomorrow i must work ...but fucket ...casual friday = hungover friday.

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#215474 - 02/08/07 09:00 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

i am ...foolishly as tomorrow i must work ...but fucket ...casual friday = hungover friday.






Have you tried the "Chaser" hangover pills? I kid you not, they really work. You take two with your first drink, and then two every few hours, until you pass out. Unfortunately I only discovered them towards the very end of my drinking career, otherwise I could have avoided many hungover mornings. They are available in pretty much any drugstore.
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#215475 - 02/08/07 09:02 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
getting to drink < shooting hot porno chix

altho in a perfect math equation a motherfucker could do both

/slavishly appealing to Our Lady of Professional Porno The Fantastic and Healing Miss Randall
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#215476 - 02/09/07 12:19 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Joining you with a set of swigs from an old bottle of scotch I found behind my desk last weekend. I cleaned the outside from most of the dust and cat hair before imbibing.

Prost!

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#215477 - 02/09/07 12:20 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Have you tried the "Chaser" hangover pills? I kid you not, they really work. You take two with your first drink, and then two every few hours, until you pass out. Unfortunately I only discovered them towards the very end of my drinking career, otherwise I could have avoided many hungover mornings. They are available in pretty much any drugstore.




That's terrible advice, Holly. The hangovers are the only thing that remind windsock he is alive.

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#215478 - 02/09/07 12:40 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

Never again, hopefully. But I love to read everybody else's drunk posts. I can live vicariously through you guys.




me and cc went to the xbiz awards tonight and not a sip of the fire water between us...



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#215479 - 02/09/07 12:44 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Quote:

Never again, hopefully. But I love to read everybody else's drunk posts. I can live vicariously through you guys.




me and cc went to the xbiz awards tonight and not a sip of the fire water between us...





that's a funny coincidence cuz I just flamed you on xfanz while I was drinking the fire water. go figure.



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#215480 - 02/09/07 12:53 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

the fire water




I find that term racially pejorative!!

Apologize to yourself!

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#215481 - 02/09/07 12:58 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
i just asked wankus how much it would cost to sodomize tyler in a private on xfanz also. aahahhhaaha.
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#215482 - 02/09/07 06:42 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
<---raises hand again.

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#215483 - 02/09/07 06:49 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Got a problem here with the water. The whole town is off.

So I'm joining you forthwith.



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#215484 - 02/09/07 06:51 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Fuggit!!! Grip Johnson and Mike (Dan, hahahaha) Albo met up for an interview of shindiggy. So I had a few stuffy-stuff and carrying it on tonight. People talk bullshit about not mixing your alcohol but ya know what, I always do. So if you don't, NOT-mixing your alkie is for pussies, W00T!

Gotta have a early start for a early day of work tomorrow. I'm a pygmy made of steel and will return to slavery tomorrow without any crazy obstacles. Sierra must have injected me with her ninja powers one night. Ninja rape sounds hot.

Sierra

*edit* oh I forgot to mention that all I had today was cheesecake, it was really good and it was the only thing that was truly fattening that I had all week. It's fucking horrible. Mom and dad would be very disappointed. FUCKIN-A!!! Civilian life is like anal sex, you end up not eating because you're either too busy or have a cock up your ass. Lame.

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#215485 - 02/09/07 06:54 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
How is Grip Johnson? Has he started his nunsploitation film collection yet?

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#215486 - 02/09/07 06:58 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
THAT! I'm not sure of actually. I should have asked but pardon me for not asking. Although he does have quite a love for noodles But anyone who isn't worried about eating good ole yummy noddles, who doesn't love 'em!!! He seems to be doing well. I missed his funny ass. Tequila... Whiskey straight, Beer... ah shit I forgot about the wine. I'll be back.

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#215487 - 02/09/07 07:01 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
NOT-mixing your alkie is for pussies, W00T!

"Bier nach Wein, lass es sein; Wein nach Bier, das rat ich Dir."


Ninja rape sounds hot.

Sierra


Sounds like a reason for a "comeback"!!




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#215488 - 02/09/07 07:04 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
...maybe...going down the street to a party.
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#215489 - 02/09/07 11:23 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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#215490 - 02/10/07 12:30 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
My fever finally broke, and here's how I celebrated.


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#215491 - 02/13/07 08:41 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Never again,




Whores lie.
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#215492 - 02/17/07 10:13 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I'm drunk. Not buzzed, high or tipsy...just drunk.

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#215493 - 02/17/07 10:18 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
I just realized this is a very un-Cage-worthy thread and I apologize. You can move it to the appropriate column if needed. I will not remember writing this tomorrow in churhc, but I did not bump it like the Fstman perdicted.
Absolut + Fresca

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#215494 - 02/17/07 10:35 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I'm on Bourbon St and it's Mardi Gras. Another shot of Bakers please.
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#215495 - 02/18/07 12:55 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Willie D Offline

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Posts: 9184
Quote:

I'm on Bourbon St and it's Mardi Gras. Another shot of Bakers please.




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#215496 - 02/18/07 12:00 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
windsock Offline
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Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
... ...
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#215497 - 02/18/07 12:22 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Windsock, this is not newsworthy. A thread entitled "Who's Not Drinking Tonight" in which you posted would be more alarming.
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#215498 - 02/25/07 03:06 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Hyde Offline
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Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
Quote:

<---raises hand...

My prediction: spelling errors.




80 Proof Willie, representin' acceptable drug use ! Mo ghraidhin go deo thu!

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#215499 - 02/25/07 05:36 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Quote:

<---raises hand...

My prediction: spelling errors.




80 Proof Willie, representin' acceptable drug use ! Mo ghraidhin go deo thu!







Hyde you make shunning people fun again.

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#215500 - 03/15/07 12:35 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Beware the Ides of March!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#215501 - 03/15/07 12:36 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days


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#215502 - 03/16/07 07:57 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I'll give an ADT +1
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#215503 - 03/16/07 09:17 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Cum Stains Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
Drinking to come down after huuuuge amounts of blow cuz I hate my life, had 2 credit cards with 50K limits stolen and miss my girlfriend.
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#215504 - 03/16/07 09:55 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
this, my child is why god invented klonopin and told man to rest and warned man not to use it's name in vain like hillary and leah as a blanket excuse when to explain how naturally they slipped into craay white trash bitches when bono and gram ponante aren't around.
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#215505 - 03/29/07 11:21 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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#215506 - 03/29/07 11:44 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I lurve you guys.

YOU WANT CHILD SUPPORT? GET IT OUTCHA ASS, BITCH!!!! Hey, who sings that song? I love that shit!!!!
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#215507 - 04/01/07 12:11 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
It's just after 4:00 in the afternoon where I am and I am drunk. I bought 3 of these "tall boys" from the vending machine down stairs and got a super good buzz. I am currently on my ninth and feel no pain. These things have to be 10-12 percent.



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#215508 - 04/01/07 12:42 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Dean Wormer Offline
Pervert

Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
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It's just after 4:00 in the afternoon where I am and I am drunk. I bought 3 of these "tall boys" from the vending machine down stairs and got a super good buzz. I am currently on my ninth and feel no pain. These things have to be 10-12 percent.




Fuck! A vending machine with booze? Where are you where that is available?



I'll be hoisting more than a few at my rotisserie baseball draft later tonight.
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#215509 - 04/01/07 12:51 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


Fuck! A vending machine with booze? Where are you where that is available?



I'll be hoisting more than a few at my rotisserie baseball draft later tonight.




I think you can tell where I am. Look closely at the pic I posted, I have seen several vending machines on the side of the road selling beer and cigarettes, though.

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#215510 - 04/01/07 01:44 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Dean Wormer Offline
Pervert

Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Quote:

I think you can tell where I am. Look closely at the pic I posted, I have seen several vending machines on the side of the road selling beer and cigarettes, though.




Ahh, I see now. I had assumed that was an imported beer. I did not think that it was domestic.
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#215511 - 04/01/07 04:51 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Looks like Japan to me...from the 'evidence'.

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