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#571508 - 10/22/12 06:56 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Bornyo]
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Yeah Frankie, add some whipped cream to it and you're good to go. A little brownie batter and the pounds will melt off.


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#571514 - 10/22/12 09:02 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I hated that. It was Buddy's idea, but it was too fucked up for my sophisticated wrestling tastes.

@frankie Have you tried roasted barley tea? Very tasty and gives a nice feeling of your stomach being full.
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#571535 - 10/22/12 01:10 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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thanks for the serious contribution barry.im drinking some green tea and snacking on some green grapes right now.its not really my appetite im having trouble with anymore.but i guess it cant hurt having a few glasses of tea a day.
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#571539 - 10/22/12 01:41 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I wonder if they test Japanese tea leaves for radiation.
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#571544 - 10/22/12 01:59 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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i doubt it...they have a real problem over there. that place is going to be radioactive for longer than man has been on the planet.
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#571545 - 10/22/12 02:06 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I'm kind of a tea snob. A coworker turned me on to the barley stuff. Super expensive if you get the Japanese kind. I stumbled on a 3 pound bag in the homebrew section at the beer store for like $3US. Put a spoonful in the teaball and drop it in a gallon of water. Cold steeps in the fridge overnite. You can reuse the same spoonful 4 or 5 times. Some Splenda to taste. Or just plain. Good shit.
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#571547 - 10/22/12 02:12 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: LouCypher]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
i doubt it...they have a real problem over there. that place is going to be radioactive for longer than man has been on the planet.


It's not just their problem. Who knows what the fuck all got released into the ocean. About 50% of the debris is supposed to end up over here in Alaska. But, as long as we get a Godzilla out of it...
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#571548 - 10/22/12 02:27 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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those reactors are time bombs that we aren't equipped to handle. it's our biggest weakness. I could go big on this but this isn't the thread..

steaks on the grill and a bunch of cl's. I have 4 players and one defense rollin tonight and I need 54 points ftw.
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#571579 - 10/22/12 08:29 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Breckenridge Brewery Vanilla Porter. Will be making decadent porter cupcakes with it tomorrow in the test kitchen. Still contemplating what kind of "frosting" to put on top. Likely salted caramel.

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#571581 - 10/22/12 08:39 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Sea salted caramel ice cream is to die for, so I vote yes on the frosting version.

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#571582 - 10/22/12 08:43 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Yum! And I have just the right sea salt too from Dean & DeLuca.

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#571636 - 10/23/12 06:45 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Generizer]
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I did it! I'm drinking in cupcake form smile Vanilla Porter Chocolate Cupcake with a salted caramel frosting. Lightly decorated with a gold dust. Decadent but not too sweet at all.



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#571639 - 10/23/12 06:56 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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nice job.^
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#571811 - 10/26/12 10:18 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Beautiful work, gen, and great photo. Presentation has to sell. That's the point

Took my last antibiotic yesterday morning. I'm cleared for drinking. But just to take it easy with wine and maybe a ketel1 towards the end.
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#571858 - 10/27/12 03:16 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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You know it's going to be "THAT" kind of weekend when it opens with cannibal cops and closes with a halloween hurricane.

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#571887 - 10/27/12 09:31 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Odd weekend. A friend had relatives from England over and we decided to let them do everything they aren't allowed across the pond. We shot almost 1,000 rounds of ammo yesterday afternoon and cooked 3 bushels of oysters and a venison loin for them today along with a lot of other food.

Alcohol was involved.

It should be hilarious when they get their hands swabbed in airport security when they try to go home.

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#572164 - 10/29/12 08:40 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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What was their reaction to the weekend ! "Jolly good time!" ???
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#572189 - 10/29/12 10:06 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Jameson on the rocks. At Auld Dubliner.

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#572397 - 11/01/12 12:55 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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tom collins, sans sugar..
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#572409 - 11/01/12 04:49 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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cl's, sans limit... at casa de Lou.
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#572417 - 11/01/12 05:28 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Liquor store was open yesterday, but no power. I bought a bottle of root beer schnapps to pull from as I sit around my burn barrel and listen to the football game.
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#572692 - 11/03/12 10:07 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
J.B.
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Having a couple of woodchuck before going to bed. Been a long day.

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#572699 - 11/04/12 01:22 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Fuck you JB, drunken cunt.

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#572736 - 11/04/12 12:14 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Pike Brewery (Seattle) Kilt Lifter. 6.5 abv. It didn't lift my kilt at all.

Ninkasi Brewing (Eugene, Or.) Sleighr Double Alt Ale. 7.2 abv. Meh. Tasty, but nothing special.


Both bottles will make nice tomato waterpipes.


Oh, the canned margerita thing was pretty tasty.


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#572742 - 11/04/12 03:06 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I had some of those Lime a Ritas once. As I recall it tasted fine but I blamed a nasty hangover on them.

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#572743 - 11/04/12 03:10 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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^As an aside: I saw for the first time Zing Bloody mix in a retail setting up here. It was at Target of all places.

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#572744 - 11/04/12 03:19 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I drank all day yesterday. In fact, I was mostly drunk this entire week. Last night I kissed 3 strippers, got two phone numbers and can't remember anyone's name. I also thought I lost my coat at the club and just started wandering around picking up other people's. I even put one on at one point and was like, "I didn't have all this shit in my pocket before...oops, sorry!" I'm actually amazed I didn't get kicked the fuck out for being a thief.

Now I'm texting a girl and trying to ignore the fact that I can't remember her name. That reminds me of this time in Vegas when my friend fucked this girl and then was hanging out with her afterwards and couldn't remember her name. He just kept referring to her as "Sexy," until she finally figured he didn't know her name. It ruined everyone else's night because she called him on it like this: "If you can tell me my name, I'll call 2 more girls to come over and hang out with your friends..."
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#572745 - 11/04/12 03:19 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Oh you mean Zing Zang? As I remember you were not that impressed but I think it's pretty swell for a bottled mix. Lot's of solids in the bottle.

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#572746 - 11/04/12 03:28 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Bornyo]
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
I had some of those Lime a Ritas once. As I recall it tasted fine but I blamed a nasty hangover on them.


I found it in the back of the fridge during a cleanout yesterday. The entire top shelf is alcohol. Not drinking enough.

I have 3 half gallons of puno brewing. 2 apple and one orange. Started them yesterday morning and they're all bubbling like a motherfucker.

Loved those Angry Orchard ciders. The ginger one was OK, it just didn't pop apple flavor.
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#572752 - 11/04/12 04:24 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Steezo]
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...That reminds me of this time in Vegas when my friend fucked this girl and then was hanging out with her afterwards and couldn't remember her name. He just kept referring to her as "Sexy," until she finally figured he didn't know her name. It ruined everyone else's night because she called him on it like this: "If you can tell me my name, I'll call 2 more girls to come over and hang out with your friends..."


I had a similar experience in college. I'd dated a local girl and we'd parted ways- pretty much amicably. Her hotter sister took a shine to me and I had her at my apartment, naked, in my bed and she figured out I didn't know her name. She literally said "tell me my name or I'm outta here". I swear to this day her name was Angie because she looked like an angel at that moment but she disagreed, got out of bed, and left. Had I had a little more sense back then I could have saved that situation with some smooth talk but I was 21, and pussy seemed easy come easy go, so I let her go.

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#572753 - 11/04/12 04:24 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Bornyo]
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Oh you mean Zing Zang? As I remember you were not that impressed but I think it's pretty swell for a bottled mix. Lot's of solids in the bottle.


Sorry, trying to type and cook at the same time. No, I was impressed for that reason. Ordered a couple of cases from them over the years. Just haven't been doing brunch that size to justify it anymore. I will pick a couple of individual bottles for myself, though, if it's convenient.

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#572763 - 11/04/12 04:49 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Loved those Angry Orchard ciders. The ginger one was OK, it just didn't pop apple flavor.


I like it because it's versatile in cooking and I like having my drink-to-hand available for that purpose. Which is why I'm also such a Guinness fan.

I can't do the same with the Woodchuck Ginger, as they run that out of their "Private Reserve," which means it's 1.9% APV higher than the Orchard, and, consequently, more expensive. Not wasting that.

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#572765 - 11/04/12 04:56 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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big water bottle of cold seeped green tea.
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#572814 - 11/04/12 08:46 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Watching Parks and Recreation and enjoying some water after the dinner my bf made while he drinks a few glasses of Cabernet. Life is good. And last night we walked to our local bar and had wine and Duvel.

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#572821 - 11/04/12 09:52 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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whatd he cook for you guys?
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#572964 - 11/05/12 10:59 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Some sort of mix of vegetables with marinated chicken breasts over rice or pasta. Don't remember exactly. The marinade was a concoction of lemon juice soy sauce, pepper, garlic and some tube of goo from trader joes that was going to go bad soon which I can only describe as being a puce color. Anyway drinking is the thread so ya. I'm sipping an experiment of box wine, creme de cassis, Jameson and hobgoblin grapes which tastes like what I would imagine Gotham City smells like. I am watching a documentary called "Surviving Hitler: A love story". Life is good.

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#572965 - 11/05/12 11:05 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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sounds good.heres some tits to accompany your drink

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it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#572966 - 11/05/12 11:09 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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^^^Hello, dear. Looks like you're having a relaxing evening. I just made a salad and some gingerbread for dinner. Having a glass of Absolut vodka from my freezer. It's from the AVN Christmas party.

Edit: dear as in my bf. not Frankie figgs


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#572969 - 11/05/12 11:20 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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You will like this doc. It's quite an amazing story, and don't get me started on the fashion.

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#572997 - 11/06/12 10:12 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I was sober for a day or two then I fell off the wagon. Then the wheels fell off the wagon. And it fell on top of me. Then it exploded. And stabbed me full of wooden splinters.
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#573006 - 11/06/12 11:48 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan


Edit: dear as in my bf. not Frankie figgs

i gathered as much.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#573030 - 11/06/12 03:24 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I couldn't find my shoes today. I looked all around the house for them. And, of course, they were in the bathtub where they belong.
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#573033 - 11/06/12 03:32 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Haha! Steezo you're a beacon to drunks everywhere on how to do it cheerily and correctly.

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#573036 - 11/06/12 03:51 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Why thank you, kind sir. I'm also a model of efficiency. I use my bathtub mostly as a big hamper. So I guess I skipped a step and just stood in the tub and got undressed, shoes and all. Drunk ingenuity.
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#573042 - 11/06/12 04:28 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Do you do laundry by plugging the drain and showering with the clothes in there? Stomping the items with your feet?

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#573043 - 11/06/12 04:48 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Don't give me any ideas. Then again, I don't generally shower and get ready while super drunk. Mostly because I always shave before I go out and when I shave drunk I always cut my face up. It never stops bleeding when I'm drunk, so this fucks things up big time as far as making out in a timely fashion.
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#573067 - 11/06/12 08:30 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Oh, I'm drinking tonight.

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#573071 - 11/06/12 08:45 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#573072 - 11/06/12 08:51 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: ]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Oh, I'm drinking tonight.


Most definitely.
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#573298 - 11/08/12 06:50 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Fuck you Sun! You giant orange motherfucker.

http://www.lifeslittlemysteries.com/3054-vodka-sunlight-fire.html
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