Just Bud Light tonight. A lot of activity going on. I think I'll get on the Zing Zang Saturday morning.

I'm making my way through a box of Corona. After dinner I'm taking some travellers and my new clubs with me to knock some balls into the harbour.

I'm drinking tonight. It's light out. Rural. Insect drone, comfortrying not alarming. Cats in midsleep. Blonde on Blonde'. Vodkja and Pepsi Max. Not my house. I need nobody but you.

We are here for you.

I thought Pepsi Max was discontinued shortly after it came on the market. Check the expiry date. It could be old stock.

Diet Pepsi Max (as it's called in America) is still going strong and on the market. They just launched a new round of tv ads for it.

So what's the difference between Diet Pepsi and Diet Pepsi Max? I have always preferred Pepsi as a mix to Coke, so I'm kina curious.

Diet Pepsi Max has ginseng, no calories, and almost double the caffeine of Diet Pepsi.

diet coke or die

Who bothers with the Coke anymore? Ice is fine, and I gots lots of ice.

I like ice for scotch, vodka, makers mark, or drambuie. not too much ice. good nighties. i go beddie bed earlies.

I thought about Isabel Ice today. I saw her in a scene with Michelle Barrett and that Jew Joey Lawrence. She was rather demonstrative in her desire to have her Welsh anus defiled.

Then I broke out the chilled Stoli.

More than once.

chilled stoli will be happy to hear that.

fuck ice with scotch... scotch goes fucking straight unless you have a vagina, so you are excused there Gia, as you DO have a vagina.

Me, i just got back from the bar... i had a number of scotches.. not quite sures. and a couple dirty martinis.

damn longshot, how much jelly roll you got around your waist with all that liquor nightly?

very little... i keep losing weight, lol. probably because i'm always running around like a squirrel on crack. I left the bar tonight and had to change clothes after i got off stage cause i was soaked.

that and the 1-2hrs of cardio every day.

off stage? oh lordy, please elaborate.

pffft, everyone knows i moonlight as a rockstar.

actually i am in a bee gees cover band, i dress up like andy gibb and try to stay alive all night long.

^that, was a joke... by the way... It's a Partridge Family cover band.

In case you havent figured it out... straight answers arent happening on here, tonight, in this topic... carry on.

i think i love you
so what am i so afraid of
a love there is no cure for.....

i'm in an ace of base cover band called ace of free base.

why does that make me think of richard pryor.

rob...personal advice...shut up. honestly.

that was sorta what i had already done willie.. hence the sarcastic, evasive answer with polite statement that i wasnt discussing it.

Russian River Damnation (Santa Rosa, CA, 7.75% Belgian-style Golden Ale)
Bridgeport Hop Czar (Portland, Or, 8% Imperial India Pale Ale)
Black Boss Porter (Poland, 9.4%)

Stranahan's Colorado Straight Whiskey

I had a couple of ice cold shots of Vodka tonight, after work. But I'm not drunk.

Vodka is a quite versatile type of booze, and I enjoy mixing it with cranberry or tomato juice.

Three pomegranate martinis w/grey goose, very delicious

a bottle of pino evil pino noir, and a bottle of bohemian highway cabernet sav.... solo, everyone else was drinking beer, and there was no Guinness, and so fuck that.

Drinking my grandpa's beer. Budweiser cans. Faggot cocksucker weatherman promised rain and thunder all day. Started raining at 10:30 so we smoked joints in the parking lot until the liquor store opened at 11.

It rained heavily for an hour so we drank heavily for an hour then fuck me if it didn't turn into a perfect summer day. Built a beautiful stone patio and celebrated with more Bud and bud for the ride home.

Fuck it. I'm on vacation in two days. The way I see it I'm just practising.

Broken Halo Indian Pale Ale - pretty tasty, but strong on the hops dept. I'm looking for Harpoon Pale Ale. That's good stuff.

Vodka. Copious amounts of vodka. Passive income rules.

Weed Lemurian Golden Ale
Moorhouse Black Cat
Stone Vertical Epic 08.08.08
Stouterik, "the Brussels Stout"

Yesterday, in Portland, it was 101. Today, it was 103.

I hope Ceara didn't leave her bunnies in an outdoor hutch while she was smokin' the weed...

Like every day, Coca Cola. As cold as I can get it without it moving from liquid to solid.

Fenris

i got a free bottle of crown today... so i'm destroying the evidence.

2 Becks and 2 Green Xanies.

Today it was 100.

Great Divide IPA
Lagunitas Sirius
Sierra Nevada Summerfest
lots of Tecate

"What's shaping up to be the most significant heat wave in Portland in 14 years will keep air conditioners, fans and water hoses running on high for at least another day, forecasters said, before a slow cooling trend begins on Sunday."

We're drinking modestly tonight.

Every time the Americans win a swimming medal, we do a shot.

It's been a good night.

Good night.

We drinkin' Kiltlifter in the Drrrrty

Went to a wedding today.

11 glasses of sauvignon blanc.
3 Sleemans honey brown ale.
2 Vodka and coke.
4 Tequila shots.

I'm amazed I'm conscious, let alone capable of writing this. Spellcheck helps.


Fenris

wow. you suck "drunk" as much as you do "sober". congrats, that's an accomplishment.


tehkeeng

Well, I do aim for consistency...

Fenris

was supposed to be going out tonight to drink... but no, my roomate decided to head off to work in a carpool... and leave his car parked in front of the garage.. where my car is parked. Of course he took his keys with him so he could get in if i wasnt home when he gets off..... which is now impossible since i cant go anywhere, lol.

so i'm making chili and drinking whiskey while watching law and order CI.

Tropicana OJ is on sale at the local grocery, so screwdrivers are tonight's bill of fare.

scotch and Guinness.... though technically im not drinking anymore... i stopped when i left the bar. I'm just drunk.

Newcastle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm only responding to this post because I want the nutt sack shot to move up. PLEASE STOP BUMPING THAT POST.

Just got home and opened the mailbox. Inside was my first ever check from Hustler signed (ok, stamped) by Larry Flynt. I've been around porn long enough and shouldn't be amused by this, but I am. Drinking scotch soon. Balvenie.

My libiation of the evening will be Jack Daniel's Single Barrel. That stuff is the bomb.
I dont even like JD black, I dont like that burnt charcoal/lighter fluid taste that permeaites my sinuses on the front end. Single Barrel has none of that and tastes more like a true bourbun.