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#216212 - 01/17/09 02:33 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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what shall I drink...now....somebody pick me a poison!



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#216213 - 01/17/09 03:16 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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what shall I drink...now....somebody pick me a poison!




Drink some of that Oro...I like that stuff.

I've drunk all the booze in the house but I've got some nice buds I'm about to partake in.

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#216214 - 01/17/09 03:54 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Tried some organic red wine for the first time. Nice. And I'm not usually a wine drinker.
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#216215 - 01/17/09 01:20 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I just cracked the forty. There's nothing I like better on a cold winters day then sitting down to a nice warm glass of Labatt MAXIMUM ICE.



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#216216 - 01/17/09 01:50 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Dude somewhere between the Max Ice and the Crest is Quaker State 10W30. It won't get you drunk but it would go down much easier. I haven't tried the Faxe 10% but the only time I drank Crest I thought I was drinking cough syrup.
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#216217 - 01/17/09 02:09 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I was on probation for a year from age 15-17. Since I couldn't use real drugs I got very very used to drinking Maximum Strength Tussin.

Nothing phases me.

If I had to compare Crest is less like cough syrup and more like festering dog snot.


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#216218 - 01/17/09 02:12 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Also, I'm drinking the Labatt out of a thermos filled with ice and using a straw.

Yup, life's a pretty sweet fruit.
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#216219 - 01/17/09 02:15 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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what shall I drink...now....somebody pick me a poison!







Is this a trick question? Drink all of them. Spend your next few days in a black and white drunk-a-thon!
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#216220 - 01/17/09 03:17 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Handful's right, Conq. All the rub-a-dubs drink Maximum Ice. Why not just chug vodka instead?
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#216221 - 01/17/09 03:24 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Can't stand it plus I can drink it dangerously fast.

I prefer rotgut beers. The awful sherry will be kind of a surprise, haven't had it in years. It will probably be vile.

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#216222 - 01/17/09 08:25 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Mastika (similar to ouzo or sambuca) with a beer chaser

@conq do you get wicked hangovers from the Max Ice or just stay drunk all the time instead?



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#216223 - 01/17/09 08:50 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Quote:

Quote:

what shall I drink...now....somebody pick me a poison!







Is this a trick question? Drink all of them. Spend your next few days in a black and white drunk-a-thon!




I drank my bottle of everclear before I took that shot....but the pussies in this fucked up state will only allow 151 proof....FUCKERS! Dont they get the gist that I am buying this shit to get WASTED! Legalize 190 proof Florida!

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#216224 - 01/17/09 08:54 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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molson ice, NICE!...high alcohol percentage (5.6%)..."when you drink drink responsibly...and remember to never buy that weak ass horse piss brew!"

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#216225 - 01/17/09 09:23 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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So far, a Southampton Abbot 12.

Nice 10% quadrupel from NY.

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#216226 - 01/17/09 09:53 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Tonight's Choice-

Knob Creek





Goodnight Kids!



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#216227 - 01/17/09 10:29 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Blue Moon and Guinness.
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#216228 - 01/18/09 12:59 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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PBR Keg

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#216229 - 01/18/09 06:51 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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@conq do you get wicked hangovers from the Max Ice or just stay drunk all the time instead?

Not really. Differentiating a hangover from regular life has become kind of difficult though...

It's almost 10 AM and mainly I am just feeling confused.

Also, while I was plastered last night I got called out to shovel lots of snow.

I have to go buy more beer if I don't want to crash badly.

Cheers.


EDIT: Fuck fuck fuck. It's Sunday and I have to wait another 2 hours. Fuck.


Edited by conquistador (01/18/09 06:59 AM)
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#216230 - 01/18/09 04:14 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Blue Moon and Guinness.



Goddamn what a combo !
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#216231 - 01/19/09 04:22 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I'm on my 5th Corona and about to watch a DVD and smoke some buds...feeling good.

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#216232 - 01/26/09 05:18 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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The only one of these I have had before is the McEwens. If every shop carried it I would buy it all the time.

The other 5 are imports that sounded good. If you have questions ask.



EDIT: The Abbot Ale is entirely unremarkable. No complaints. I would drink it again. Not much going on flavor wise compared to the Scotch ale.


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#216233 - 01/26/09 05:38 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Aventinus and Schlenkerla are money, nice choices.

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#216234 - 01/26/09 05:42 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Thanks!

I like being reassured about mystery beer choices. If I don't end up saving them for tomorrow or giving them to friends (the guy down the hall and I trade beers) I'll let you know.

They are hard to get to (for a look, they are in a sack dangling out of my window) but the "Schlenkerla" is the yellow labeled one that is supposed to be "smokey" right? I am really looking forward to that one.
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#216235 - 01/26/09 05:47 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Yeah, the Schlenkerla is the yellow labeled one and it is in fact smoky. The one you have is the Marzen, which is good. If you can find their Urbock try that out too, it's a bit stronger and very smoky.

Either way, if you like smoked beers you should love it.

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#216236 - 01/26/09 05:52 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Thanks again. I'm expecting to like it given liking other smoked beverages, like lapsang teas...

I'll look for the other one, the LCBO tends to be a bit stingy on the interesting imports they try to sell us.

I found barley wine in a shop here for exactly one day this winter. Why!?!

Any PA bottle shop has a better selection.
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#216237 - 02/02/09 02:38 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Been drinking a fuckuvalot... 12 stellas while burning scrap cedar in the backyard. Anyone else as 'faced???...
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#216238 - 02/02/09 04:20 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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damn, I haven't had a Rauchbier Marzen in a while.
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#216239 - 02/04/09 10:01 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Hey Elaborator... I am blind drunk. Don't bother responding with any depth as I will ignore your posts if they are mentally challenging. (Not likely).

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#216240 - 02/05/09 03:57 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Two bloody mary's tonight, I hope.
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#216241 - 02/14/09 07:56 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I am, I am. Cran-Skyy anyone? It's red, ya know, for Valentine's Day?
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#216242 - 02/14/09 09:02 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Registered: 04/24/08
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Simply Sierra Nevada Pale Ale on SVD.
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#216243 - 02/20/09 10:06 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Avery Old Jubililation Ale
Dick's Double Diamond Winter Ale
Victory Old Horizontal
Stone Bitter Chocolate Oatmeal Stout

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#216244 - 02/21/09 10:16 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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G2 - Gatorade, fruit punch flavored..... I know Gia despises it and tells me how bad it is, but I had a yearning for it. And it's ice cold, tastes sooo freaking good.

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#216245 - 02/21/09 09:42 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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JaeggerBombs all-night long while listening to Mudvayne & company. Crashing...now.
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#216246 - 02/24/09 09:19 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Registered: 04/16/08
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Thus far tonight:

New England Elm City Lager x 2
Bayerischer Bahnhof Berliner Weisse
Bells Hopslam

Not sure what's next.

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#216247 - 02/25/09 09:21 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Registered: 03/19/07
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Boddingtons Pub Ale x 4..its early

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#216248 - 02/28/09 06:11 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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This is really excellent stout. I'm just sorry the company will be going out of business after Oregon liberals strangle the craft brewing industry. At least I will have some solace knowing that gunker will only be able to afford to wash down his panzeresque dishes with a six pack of natty light.


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#216249 - 02/28/09 07:28 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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rum and cranapple
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#216250 - 02/28/09 07:50 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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This is really excellent stout. I'm just sorry the company will be going out of business after Oregon liberals strangle the craft brewing industry. At least I will have some solace knowing that gunker will only be able to afford to wash down his panzeresque dishes with a six pack of natty light.




'fraid not, H2C.

Tonights 22-oz bomber lineup:

Rogue Sesquicentennial Ale (hoppy, but not too hoppy; robust head) ($6.29)
Bridgeport Fallen Friar (Belgian "style" Tripel, with 35% aged in oak barrels, not as "funky" as one would expect; rather smooth and a great price for a 8.2% alc) ($4.99)
Great Divide Espresso Oak Aged Yeti ($11.49. It's no Abyss, but then again, the Abyss is the greatest beer):

http://www.deschutesbrewery.com/brews/reserve-series/default.aspx
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#216251 - 02/28/09 08:43 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Not a very big fan of Abyss, but it's a decent beer.

Went to a Strong Ale Festival last night and had some good stuff and some other so/so stuff. After that I went over to a friends house and we pounded shitty beer. My gut hated me this morning.

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#216252 - 03/02/09 06:51 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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'fraid not, H2C.

Tonights 22-oz bomber lineup:

Rogue Sesquicentennial Ale (hoppy, but not too hoppy; robust head) ($6.29)
Bridgeport Fallen Friar (Belgian "style" Tripel, with 35% aged in oak barrels, not as "funky" as one would expect; rather smooth and a great price for a 8.2% alc) ($4.99)
Great Divide Espresso Oak Aged Yeti ($11.49. It's no Abyss, but then again, the Abyss is the greatest beer):

http://www.deschutesbrewery.com/brews/reserve-series/default.aspx






Ahh I see, you're more of a Milwaukee's Beast type of guy. Enjoy.

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#216253 - 03/02/09 07:44 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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You can't get a hangover drinking corona
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#216254 - 03/04/09 02:55 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Coronas. Lots of 'em. 13 so far...
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#216255 - 03/05/09 05:35 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Finishing the Guinness in the fridge. Many Jamesons commencing in about an hour.

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#216256 - 03/05/09 10:07 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Many Jamesons commencing in about an hour.


May none of them be named "Jenna."

Drunkenflow = through this creek...stop drunkenness...admit to it...see you tomororrow...retards.

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#216257 - 03/08/09 07:32 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Dirty martinis.

1 tsp of olive juice
1 Tbsp of dry vermouth
2 oz of Tanquery*

shake with ice

pour into chilled glass (I'm using Chimay chalices) on top of two olives

*-ran out of Tanquery; now using Smirnoff Silver Vodka

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#216258 - 03/08/09 07:47 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Moscow mules are tonight's libations of choice.

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#216259 - 03/08/09 09:21 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Guiness in ten minutes.....
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#216260 - 03/09/09 03:07 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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A twelve of Moosehead with my buddy doing an early spring clean-up. It can rain/snow six ways from sunday but, for now, my yard is clean.
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#216261 - 03/10/09 11:05 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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::banana_gurgles_after_reading_about_magellan:: What an asshole!

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