Heater Allen (McMinnville, OR) IsarWeizen
Rogue (Newport, OR) Double Dead Guy Ale (way cool bottle, but pricey at $11.49):

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I havent had scotch in a long time....Glenmorangie is my Favorite, if I had to choose.

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I like Scapa and Laphroaig.

I met a hot little half Maori at this chick's house yesterday. They invited me down to the Dom last night but I had to work out today, so the chick said "come watch her work tomorrow. A bunch of us gals are going". Turns out she's stripping her way across North America, So yeah, I'll be drinkin...

Hell, two to three Mimosas later, you're all mine...

Lightweight...

mimosas are for tards who can't do balvenie [/gia jordan]

Mimosas are for tards who didn't drink all the champagne the night before.

that, too

I'm drinking Robitussin. I'm sick as a fucking dog.

Just got home from my NFL fantasy draft. Many pitchers of beer both Bud and Bud light and now more cans of them. FWIW Stephen Jackson was my first pick at number five.

Sorry about the dumbass move with Stephen Jackson.

I'm drunk. Hello, friends and fuckups.

I like your new username. I've had a couple beers and I'm going to watch our next vice president speak. (I hear Fargo?)

I took my civilian girl friend to the Rollerdollz/Adam and Eve party. Bitch was toast of the town. Very awesome.

Some vodka, and some coke. Then some vodka and 7-up. Mmm then some vodka. Soopah.

I am drinking this morning. I have a micky of brandy.

A big bag full of Heineken tallboys.

Hey handful, How's it going?

The usual for me. Taking tomorrow off.

the chick and i have one bottle of chateau d'yquem, think it's an '88 we got as a gift and nothing but a case or two of stuff years from maturing, but i'm going into get my ankle scoped tommorow morning and i'd like to just sleep, avoid anything but regular nsaids, and get to work in the afternoon without taking anything narcotic. half a bottle and a xanax with a few aleve should work fine.

btw, i cannot believe any white wine is so much better than others from the same region and age commands such a premium over them, i haven't had it in a while but it's certainly not mind-blowing. but a lot better than messing around with purple or white pills again for a little junk floating around the wheel.

i know i need to tape my ankle for sports with lateral movement after a few 3rd degree rolls that loosen tendons, but i thought i was safe taking the trash out. but no, there had to be an exposed pipe where NSTAR dug the street up.

don't cry for me argentina, the girl's randier than a stoat in heat tonight and is only half a glass into the bottle. 420 bucks in highlights and a haircut i can't notice are the greatest aphrodesiac known to man. oh, and some korean woman tore her pubes off on monday. approved.

James, did you ever get any pain relief from Buppo's??

I am reading some shit on using Buprenorphine as an actual pain reliever in certain patients in certain situations.

Can they at least do a 24 nerve block so that you get a "head start" and the first 24 hrs pass with no pain, which buys you a day out of possibly the worst of the pain.

I'm with you in spirit bro, if not the next gurney over....I totally sympathize, nothing worse than trying to stay clean while actually having a REAL fucking need to take the shit.

Had an ice cold Becks and a blunt....Ohhhhhh it's been a long ass week with the Heblews.

I'm about to play some variant of "Three-man" with a group of Australian and French film students. This ought to be interesting.

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do they have gumdrop tits?

No, belaborator, they don't. Neither do they have much tolerance for the booze it seems.

Turned out to be the same rules I remember, except they referred to the Three Man as "The Big Chicken." You ought to be able to identify with that, eh pipsqueak?

So if the oil from a beaver pelt can power an [LongDuckDong] automobeeeele??? [/LongDuckDong] for six hours, how many hours will it take to let these little shits create a reasonable facsimile of the Glen Canyon Dam, such that we can harvest their bodies and use them for fuel on a scale that would, say, power an alt.vehicle to deliver groceries from the local Bashas store in Page to the DaBurglar houseboat on Lake Powell?

Bank failures are always a time to celebrate.

Yebisu Black is not on my spreadsheet of 325 beers drank recently.

Will keep an eye out for it.

Tonight, 22-oz bottles of:

Hair of the Dog Blue Dot Double IPA
Great Divide Hades Ale
Boss Kozlate Bock Beer
Russian River Blind Pig
Anchor Porter

:banannastumbling:

Had a 2 really cold Peroni's I was surprised at how ice cold they were, they went down so quick, delicious.

You really like that Nip beer huh have2? I never had that stuff ^^^ any good?

I don't usually like pilsner beer, but this was damn good.

Jameson & Ginger ale

Hi.

Russian River "Pliny the Elder"
Heater Allen "Bobtoberfest"
Samuel Smith "Oatmeal Stout"
Dubuisson "Scaldis Belgian Ale"
Widmer "Brrr"

Russian River's Pliny the Elder is the 9th highest-ranked beer at Beer Advocate.

I think it's overranked somewhat, as it's hop count pales in comparison to the various fresh hop beers that are being released now.

Cheap ass Carlo Rossi Blush.

:drunky;

^^ Couple things:

I had no idea Ava Rose got so chub-chub! Her and Taryn Thomas have been feeding from the trough aka trashbin behind the local Wendy's. Her ass looks like a block of cheese after being placed in a microwave for 55 minutes. That ass is at LEAST two axe handles across now. Mia, stop playing WoW and start playing MoM with that food erasing sister.

There are subtle hints that Ryan Knox is a fag. Quite frankly I'm shocked.

K1NG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Best. Post. Ever.

I died laughing. Just brilliant. That's it, lock it up!!!!!!!!!!! K1NG HAS PWND THE THREAD!!!!

ROFL K1NG

Unless I bungee jump in my sled off the Stratosphere with Ava strapped to my lap and film it, this post Cant be topped....ever.

I am sure someone can put together other funny stories but it is better to be first than it is to be BETTER.

Thanks king.

Thanks k1ng! Great job.

Priceless.

That was done perfect.

Let the accolades continue. Nice job K1ng. Made my evening.

When I drink, I smoke...


Some Haze and Maker's never fails.