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#215712 - 03/01/08 12:43 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ranathan Offline
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you effing nig stop ruining my front page of wasted time spent, THIS IS MINE

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#215713 - 03/01/08 06:56 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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hey retard im spamming the forum




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#215714 - 03/12/08 07:02 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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A couple of times a year I drink all day. This is one of those times.

It's 10:02 am and I'm into my second beer. Why? Because I can.
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#215715 - 03/12/08 07:21 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Handful Offline
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My extranneous reasons for drinking this morning:

- The case of beer has been sitting unopened for three days

- Less than a month until landscaping

- Less than a month till I turn 35. Life is more than half over

- Being left off Monkey's list of worst posters

- Mrs. Handful is not home

- Mrs. Handful is a bitch

- Made a conscious decision not to smoke reefer today

- Still missing Conky

- I am practising to become a full-blown alcoholic when I retire
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#215716 - 03/12/08 07:32 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Vizzle Offline
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Damn it Handful, you're killing me! The countdown until I can drink is underway...6hrs and counting....

...of course you'll probably be passed out by then
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#215717 - 03/12/08 07:48 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Handful Offline
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Maybe not. I just found a pack of ChaserPlus I bought a while back. It actually does keep away hangovers and allow you to drink more. Kind of like Viagara for drunks.



Seriously, if drinking alcohol is a hobby for you, these red horsepills can be invaluable. Two with your first drink, sixth drink, twelfth...


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#215718 - 03/12/08 07:51 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Handful Offline
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C'mon fuckers! Isn't there anyone in another time zone who's also testing out their new liver right now?
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#215719 - 03/12/08 08:02 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Vizzle Offline
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I've heard of those, but never tried them. They actually do the trick though?
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#215720 - 03/12/08 08:12 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Handful Offline
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Dude the first time I tried them was an experiment with my best buddy. We both had fifteen or sixteen beers, followed the instructions and neither of us were hungover.

My ex's dad was a physician. He looked at them and said that all the ingredients are beneficial in absorbing alcohol from your bloodstream. The thing is you have to drink a little faster to keep up your buzz, kind of like being on mushrooms.
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#215721 - 03/12/08 08:17 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I've found just drinking water while I'm drinking alcohol plus a couple of aspirin before I sleep does the same thing.

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#215722 - 03/12/08 09:57 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Handful Offline
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Where the fuck is ranathan? He's always good for a drunken pissing match, and a gentleman's handshake afterward.
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#215723 - 03/12/08 08:45 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Happy Wednesday.

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#215724 - 03/13/08 05:19 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Ice Ice Cold PERONI...yummy

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#215725 - 03/14/08 10:50 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ranathan Offline
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just poured a delicious vodka, club soda, and a splash of mandarin lime hansens contraption

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#215726 - 03/14/08 06:16 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Handful Offline
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Rounding off the night with beer number nine. Happy steak and blowjob day to all!
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#215727 - 03/14/08 07:15 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Grey Goose and tonic. Starting early tonight. Cheesecake Factory better not have a long line either.
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#215728 - 03/14/08 08:20 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Posts: 611
Cough Syrup with Codeine in it. Yeah, it's gonna be wild night. The fun never stops when you have type A influenza.

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#215729 - 03/14/08 08:21 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Eh. It sure beats Hep A.
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#215730 - 03/14/08 09:25 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
weeeee Offline
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Grey Goose and tonic.




Nice, thats my drink of choice. I'm pretty miserable right now so I think I'll have one or ten of my own tonight.

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#215731 - 03/14/08 09:36 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I've been sober for 18 months. I find this thread kinda upsetting, not easy for people like Holly and I. Well i'll speak for myself.
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#215732 - 03/14/08 10:20 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ranathan Offline
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Posts: 705
Quote:

I've been sober for 18 months. I find this thread kinda upsetting, not easy for people like Holly and I. Well i'll speak for myself.




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#215733 - 03/14/08 10:34 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Gunker Offline
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Posts: 4268
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I've found just drinking water while I'm drinking alcohol plus a couple of aspirin before I sleep does the same thing.




Plus 20-50 hatebot posts on XPT and you're good as gold the next morning, what?

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#215734 - 03/14/08 10:42 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ranathan Offline
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gunker jesus christ shut the fuck up you couldn't be more boring

please return to your middle class existence where you spend the time talking about the crap that you cook, obviously you never had the balls or the 50k to go to culinary school so now you bore everyone talking about portuguese sausage and the god awful ways you pass the time cooking crap and name checking trader joes food items

wait im lost, the gist? shut the fuck up you middle aged boring faggot


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#215735 - 03/14/08 10:48 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
John Floofin Offline
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Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Clontarf Irish Whiskey, bitches. HOw you like that, canathanistan?

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#215736 - 03/14/08 10:52 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ranathan Offline
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Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
look ill accept canathan, maybe danathann, possibly fladanistan, but i would prefer that you call me swiss kosher pickle thank you and good day

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#215737 - 03/14/08 10:58 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
John Floofin Offline
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Posts: 3499
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march madness brackets are coming up fool, and as defending champion i'd like to initiate shit talking here. I'll be drinking throughout march madness, so it applies in this thread without derail. well it should.

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#215738 - 03/14/08 11:00 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
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gunker jesus christ shut the fuck up you couldn't be more boring

please return to your middle class existence where you spend the time talking about the crap that you cook, obviously you never had the balls or the 50k to go to culinary school so now you bore everyone talking about portuguese sausage and the god awful ways you pass the time cooking crap and name checking trader joes food items

wait im lost, the gist? shut the fuck up you middle aged boring faggot






Must be Nevada JC crunch-time where you have to take a test Monday to evidence a basic understanding of "like stuff"...bitch...

Getting all stressed out, and worried if you get a B, parents won't give you more money to feed your habit of being useless...

P.S. Portuguese? Blargh.



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#215739 - 03/15/08 12:16 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
weeeee Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
Quote:

Nice, thats my drink of choice. I'm pretty miserable right now so I think I'll have one or ten of my own tonight.




Oh yeah alomst therea. hiccup. ps ranatah leave gunker alomg you fuckin douce.

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#215740 - 03/15/08 04:30 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Now you've done it cantathanoiston!

Bunnies are being readied for attack!
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#215741 - 03/15/08 07:43 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Anonymous
Unregistered


Re-Rail:

Quote:

Clontarf Irish Whiskey, bitches...




I, for one, am impressed. Haven't seen that in ages.

BTW: Water and asprin works just fine for me.

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#215742 - 03/15/08 05:05 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Now you've done it cantathanoiston!

Bunnies are being readied for attack!





Coincidently ... "Night of the Lepus" was on TCM last overnight ...

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#215743 - 03/15/08 10:47 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
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Quote:

Now you've done it cantathanoiston!

Bunnies are being readied for attack!






Coincidently ... "Night of the Lepus" was on TCM last overnight ...






Damn it I forgot about that. Dr. McCoy from Star Trek was in it, too.
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#215744 - 03/17/08 06:50 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Vizzle Offline
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Quote:

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Now you've done it cantathanoiston!

Bunnies are being readied for attack!






Coincidently ... "Night of the Lepus" was on TCM last overnight ...






Damn it I forgot about that. Dr. McCoy from Star Trek was in it, too.




I have that flick! Gotta love giant, mutant bunnies wreaking havoc.
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#215745 - 03/26/08 03:24 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Handful Offline
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Based on the thread I just started in AWOP I would say I've definitely started drinking tonight/this afternoon.
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#215746 - 03/26/08 03:37 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
President's Choice Premium Lager, and lots of it.

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#215747 - 04/12/08 11:28 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
In the beginning stages of another Cabo Wabo tequila trance. Fuck the world.

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#215748 - 04/12/08 11:51 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Guiness/cider/Corona/Guiness/cider/Corona et. al....
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#215749 - 04/13/08 03:16 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Thank god for capcha or else some ex bf from college would get a drunken myspace
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#215750 - 04/13/08 06:22 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Czech Budwar and Thai Singha.

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#215751 - 04/13/08 06:57 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Bluecipher Offline
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2 glasses, Ste. Genevieve Shiraz -
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#215752 - 04/13/08 07:48 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Out of beer; now drinking W.L. Weller Special Reserve 90 proof bourbon on the rocks...

...oh god....

...I feel like Ranathan on the Strip...



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#215753 - 04/13/08 08:05 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ranathan Offline
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Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
diet 7 up

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#215754 - 04/13/08 08:07 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
John Floofin Offline
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Posts: 3499
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Something bad go down or what, Ranathazzle? I think I'll go tipple one to your brief sobriety. New Belgium 1554, methinks.

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#215755 - 04/13/08 08:23 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Something bad go down or what, Ranathazzle? I think I'll go tipple one to your brief sobriety. New Belgium 1554, methinks.




Har! C'mon Ranathan! Drink some leftover sake and text us later!!!

Be sure to inhale some Kobe beef and puke again; waiters LOVE that kind of sophistication...





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#215756 - 04/13/08 08:31 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
ranathan Offline
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Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
gunker are you seriously this tanked off a couple beers? I thought you were a fellow sophisticate

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#215757 - 04/13/08 09:20 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
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Loc: Portland
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gunker are you seriously this tanked off a couple beers? I thought you were a fellow sophisticate




Nine beers + 90-proof bourbon, but no....

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#215758 - 04/13/08 11:45 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
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Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Good god I'm mad licked after this round of Jack Daniels. Thank you all for not burning me of late. I've tried to be a little sharper on my posts. Any of you niggas wanna give me a nothah star?
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#215759 - 04/14/08 04:38 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Thank god for capcha or else some ex bf from college would get a drunken myspace


Captcha is sooo fucking annoying at times. If you dont do it on time, it changes on ya. Very annoying.

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#215760 - 04/15/08 12:59 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
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Saw this and had to try it.



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#215761 - 04/15/08 01:06 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
zenman Offline
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Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
haha I saw that in the store once but didn't buy. How was it?
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