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#566100 - 09/07/12 08:24 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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You come up with something worthwhile. Once.

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#566131 - 09/08/12 12:59 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I absolutely refuse to believe in a prison situation that my "needs" would culminate in sex with a man. Maybe I'm comfy enough with my self polluting to know that no dudes hairy ass will pleasure more than my hand and my overly fertile imagination.
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#566135 - 09/08/12 01:33 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Vanilla. Lots of it.

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#566162 - 09/08/12 07:58 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
I absolutely refuse to believe in a prison situation that my "needs" would culminate in sex with a man. Maybe I'm comfy enough with my self polluting to know that no dudes hairy ass will pleasure more than my hand and my overly fertile imagination.
theres always jerking off in your cell or in the shower infront of female deputies.this one time i was pounding away and one of them was walking by.she walks by does a double take(I was naked and standing up),and comes back,watches me finish,smiles and says put that thing away. cool
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#566321 - 09/08/12 09:33 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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A long day of college football and if I had to guess...26 beers, maybe 27. I'm not sick but I'm not well.

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#566564 - 09/09/12 08:52 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Anyone care to bring us some mint sprigs? Gia and I are making some drinks. LA area please. We don't have a lot of patience.

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#566567 - 09/09/12 09:06 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Gia and I have aready plowed thru some Kubler then some Duvel at dinner. I think we scared off my best friend;s new girl on our double date.

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#566569 - 09/09/12 09:11 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Well, then do not wait for others to ask why and dish it.

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#566570 - 09/09/12 09:11 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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gia just tweeted hey someone in the area bring us some mint. fanbois came to her aid. fuck it, i'm gonna be cordial and invite one in for a drink. it's only proper.

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#566573 - 09/09/12 09:14 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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I can only hope it's faceblaster...

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#566574 - 09/09/12 09:14 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: drained]
Gia's Mope Offline
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Originally Posted By: PipeD
Well, then do not wait for others to ask why and dish it.


conversation tends to be a bit dark as I spend a large amount of time in cadaver labs and gia, well, she's got that acerbic wit.

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#566576 - 09/09/12 09:20 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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and then there's the issue of Tritone...

Dark indeed.

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#566579 - 09/09/12 09:24 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Cadaver labs. If that is meant to be an actual description of your workplace, no need. Animals probably think differently.

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#566580 - 09/09/12 09:25 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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If it's humans, bully for you.
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#566584 - 09/09/12 09:28 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Bornyo Offline
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Gias said he's an MD, or at least headed that way I forget exactly how she worded it.

If he's a Med Student let's not ruin this for her- he's the perfect catch. Play nice fellas!

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#566585 - 09/09/12 09:29 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Barry the Pirate]
Gia's Mope Offline
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
If it's humans, bully for you.


humans

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#566587 - 09/09/12 09:37 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Cadaver labs? You've been on a Allie Sin set?
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#566588 - 09/09/12 09:39 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Bornyo]
Gia's Mope Offline
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Gias said he's an MD, or at least headed that way I forget exactly how she worded it.

If he's a Med Student let's not ruin this for her- he's the perfect catch. Play nice fellas!


I love Gia. Forever. That means sign me up for the xpt keg party.

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#566590 - 09/09/12 09:42 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Tip of the cup to you, sir.

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#566593 - 09/09/12 09:45 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Not it.
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#566594 - 09/09/12 09:49 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Bornyo]
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Gias said he's an MD, or at least headed that way I forget exactly how she worded it.

If he's a Med Student let's not ruin this for her- he's the perfect catch. Play nice fellas!


This is the motherfucking cage.....


Along those lines... If he is a med student either he got a late start in matriculating or this guy is 13-16 years younger than Gia. I say this because he is talking about gross anatomy which is first year med school shit.

I call bullshit on so many levels... then again You are aware of this...

moving on....


According the the psychoanalysis view of things Gia's Mope has some pretty deep-seated mommy issues if he is seeking a relationship with a woman who could possibly be his mother...

conversely...as we all know or have come to the conclusion... Gia has some daddy issues

I see this going the rout of the relationship portrayed in the Movie Barfly between Charles Bukowski and his bitch... (great performance by Rourke)






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#566596 - 09/09/12 09:57 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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that dude never showed up. gia got a private # on her caller id and he hung up. whhatever. i woud've truly invited him in for a drink. screw him. other minions need apply,

and gia doesnt have daddy issues. they get along great. she has mom issues. like girvert aka ashley blue her good friend- only because gia misses her dear departed mom.

and btw, my friend, I don't take Gross Anatomy. I teach it. As well as Neuroanatomy. I have a brain fetish.

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#566598 - 09/09/12 10:03 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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One of the Rules of whoredom is that ALL WHORES have DADDY ISSUES...

Considering your apparent advanced years I don't know why you haven't come to that conclusion yet.

elaborating...when with the whore persuasion don't ever take anything for face value. What you see and hear are never what they seem.

So Teacher then..... Tell me what erectile drug are you using.... and do you prescribe it to yourself.....?

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#566599 - 09/09/12 10:09 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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So, an alcoholic doctor who likes whores. Nothing to see here.
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#566601 - 09/09/12 10:12 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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My colleague actually discovered the effect of nitric oxide on vascuar tissue which ultimately led to the invention of viagra. our original intention was to help decrease the risk of congestive heart failure but like beta max learned, people only care about sex. i appreciate your quest for truth in calling people out on their bull shit. Im the same way. However to perfect the art one must put their own own shortcomings out there as wel or they will not be taken seriously by anyone. Nate you seem to be an astute individual who demands truth and i respect that.

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#566602 - 09/09/12 10:14 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Steezo]
Gia's Mope Offline
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
So, an alcoholic doctor who likes whores. Nothing to see here.


Steezo, my own mother does not know me as well.

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#566604 - 09/09/12 10:31 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Maybe she would prefer not to know the details.



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#566605 - 09/09/12 10:35 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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g calls them out so they stfu.

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#566606 - 09/09/12 10:58 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Gia's Mope]
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Originally Posted By: Gia's Mope
Originally Posted By: Steezo
So, an alcoholic doctor who likes whores. Nothing to see here.


Steezo, my own mother does not know me as well.


I went to the ER a few years back after a brawl outside a strip club (because I'm classy). One of the doctors who overheard the story came over to me after everyone else left the room. He was a big guy with an eastern European accent: "Why you don't have girls just come to you? Is much better." He tried giving me a business card, which I probably should have taken.

The when two discs ruptured in my neck a few years back, I went to see an esteemed neurosurgeon. He gave me a script for some pure hydrocone, so I no longer had to drape my left arm over my head to relieve the pressure from the discs on the nerve. Feeling better that night, I got drunk and went to the Alaskan Bush Co. and there was my doc with glasses on and a ballcap pulled way down. All he said was, "It's good, isn't it?" He cut my throat open and operated on my spine a few weeks later.

As for Viagra, my endocrinologist kept one of her long-term diabetes patients alive for 5 years with the stuff.

Do you hunt? Most of the world record stuffed Alaskan bears that I've seen on display were taken by doctors. And in the recovery room after knee surgery, my doctor informed me that he was getting ready to go bow-hunting for a lion soon. God complex.
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#566607 - 09/09/12 11:05 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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#566608 - 09/09/12 11:06 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Befitting the hyperbole. Forever. Okay.

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#566609 - 09/09/12 11:07 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Steezo]
Gia's Mope Offline
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ive no prob with people hunting. i'm more into going to bristol farms, plunking down the cash, and getting it over with myself. hope you're ok, steez.

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#566610 - 09/09/12 11:10 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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#566611 - 09/09/12 11:11 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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#566612 - 09/09/12 11:15 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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#566613 - 09/09/12 11:18 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Gia's Mope Offline
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my baby g had tape on her nose like that on nose 2.0 last year. adorbs.

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#566614 - 09/09/12 11:20 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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#566615 - 09/09/12 11:22 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Gia's Mope Offline
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steezo. what you describe with the hand over head sounds ike Bakody's sign. thats indicitive of thoracic outet syndrome and a chiropractor is probably best equiped to fix that particular ailment.

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#566616 - 09/09/12 11:25 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Spell-checking for the official stuff, obviously.

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#566617 - 09/09/12 11:31 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
Gia's Mope Offline
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steezo. what you describe with the hand over head sounds ike Bakody's sign. thats indicitive of thoracic outet syndrome and a chiropractor is probably best equiped to fix that particular ailment.

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#566618 - 09/09/12 11:33 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Steezo]
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
I went to the ER a few years back after a brawl outside a strip club (because I'm classy). One of the doctors who overheard the story came over to me after everyone else left the room. He was a big guy with an eastern European accent: "Why you don't have girls just come to you? Is much better." He tried giving me a business card, which I probably should have taken.


Was his name Dr. Boris?
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#566619 - 09/09/12 11:43 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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This was two fully ruptured discs and required cervical neck fusion surgery. There was no pain in my neck either, it was all in my arm. I woke up in the middle of the night feeling horrible pain in my left arm. Being an overweight diabetic who drinks like a fish, I just assumed it was my heart getting ready to explode.

The strange part was that holding my left arm over my head made the pain go away. When I'd put my arm down, I'd feel a horrible pain building in the arm like it was going to burst. I went around looking like a lunatic with my arm draped over my head until I finally found someone to give me an MRI and diagnose the problem. Even after neck surgery, I still have slight numbness in my left hand from nerve damage.
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#566644 - 09/10/12 10:25 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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How the fuck do I have a headache from two drinks last night? Why yes, I'm still heading to the gym this morning.

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#566646 - 09/10/12 10:59 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
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Does your path to the gym include 12 steps?
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#566647 - 09/10/12 11:02 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PipeD
Maybe she would prefer not to know the details.

what was this all about?
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#566664 - 09/10/12 03:14 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Gia's Mope]
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Originally Posted By: Gia's Mope
Anyone care to bring us some mint sprigs? Gia and I are making some drinks. LA area please. We don't have a lot of patience.


No, But I can strap you down and take a shit on your face.

Fucking Med students. I had plenty of fun torturing you motherfuckers.

I really only respect surgeons anyway. Like my bud Chris. His father owns a medical building in upstate NY.

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#566665 - 09/10/12 03:20 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Mr. Meat]
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Originally Posted By: The Meat
Originally Posted By: Gia's Mope
Anyone care to bring us some mint sprigs? Gia and I are making some drinks. LA area please. We don't have a lot of patience.


No, But I can strap you down and take a shit on your face.

Fucking Med students. I had plenty of fun torturing you motherfuckers.


Not a Med student He is sextenarian Alcoholic Med School Professor... as they say those who can DO those who can't TEACH

Originally Posted By: Gia's Mope
that dude never showed up. gia got a private # on her caller id and he hung up. whhatever. i woud've truly invited him in for a drink. screw him. other minions need apply,

and gia doesnt have daddy issues. they get along great. she has mom issues. like girvert aka ashley blue her good friend- only because gia misses her dear departed mom.

and btw, my friend, I don't take Gross Anatomy. I teach it. As well as Neuroanatomy. I have a brain fetish.


My guess Gia is sponging off this old dude for new tits and other shit.

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#566666 - 09/10/12 03:47 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
gia jordan Offline
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Frankie, the twitter thing is an inside joke with one of my followers regarding a porn girl and her suitcase pimp. No, I'm not id-ing them. Nate, I paid for my tits before I met mt bf and btw he's a few months younger than me.

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#566670 - 09/10/12 04:28 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: gia jordan]
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Frankie, the twitter thing is an inside joke with one of my followers regarding a porn girl and her suitcase pimp. No, I'm not id-ing them. Nate, I paid for my tits before I met mt bf and btw he's a few months younger than me.


I call bullshit on that whore gia. He said himself that he was part of bringing Viagra to market and strongly implied that he was there at its inception. Since Viagra was approved in 1998 for use in erectile dysfunction and it takes 12 years on average for FDA approval that means he was doing research in the late 80's making him a teen at the time of his alleged collaboration with a colleague.

So.

Bullshit on AGE

or

Bullshit on the story



Bullshit is Bullshit....




Or your fucking Doogie Howser

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#566672 - 09/10/12 04:33 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight? [Re: Willie D]
gia jordan Offline
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His friend brought viagra to the market. My bf did not. Kinda hard to when you're going to your junior prom. the word 'our' in his post was meant to be 'the.' pretty interesting that you have such major wood for my dude. sorry, but his sexuality's not very advanced.

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