That looks good, but any recommendations in the $20 to $40 (US) dollar range?

You can't Panzer whiskey, Blue.

Those are canuckistan prices. We pay an asston of tax here. Prob cheaper where you are.

Cheap whores

Cheap booze

I've fallen off the wagon a bit.

The lady at the gas station thought it was funny when I couldn't find the rubbers.

The hooker sucked my dick with a condom on

She said it was a good thing because I came buckets in it and she doesn't like slimy things.

Hates herself then huh?

Anyone that has sex with me must hate themselves.

Unless you're into serious financial commitments that
should be what you're shooting for.

CL's... by the 30 pack.

Been a couple days for me. I've been on a bud lite kick lately.

Friend from new job came over depressed because his stereo blew up and apparently flames came out of it. Plus he has a second kid on the way and he is broke and his brother almost killed two people last week and was in the mental hospital for a few days. He bought a six pack which I offered to chip in on but he insisted on paying for and gave me most of the bottles. He played guitar and I drummed because he's a lot better guitar player and I'm barely above the level of mongaloid behind the kit so it worked out okay.

You in a band?

I have several one man projects and used to be in a stupid cover band with neighbors. This is more just jamming to let off steam. I've also collaborated with other noisecore idiots via file sharing.

Found my old DEEP FRIED EMBRYO shirts. Drinking some 40's and listening to Anthrax's among the living on tape.

C'mon, I'm trying to live vicariously through you degenerates.

Give this a listen, it rocks.

Okay Chuck, here ya go: Today I had the most insanely delicious Chocolate Stout at the beer stand at the food court at Brooklyn's City Point. I'm just gonna call it a lifechanging Disneyland for adults, and it's spitting distance from my office.

I think I'd pass on chocolate beer.

I didn't say beer, I said Stout! I'd be happy to let you taste the difference.

Try harder. Here's a suggestion:

Guinness and prime rib is da bomb

Had some beers w/ JB last night in Brooklyn. Bar had the coolest beer tap ever.

^ Good times.

I crimped up a bottle cap last night with my fist and then raked it all over my chest in a drunken stupor. Kind of looks like the scene in the pantera home video part 3 where Tony Wiggins shows all the cuts on his chest. I think it's time I found another hobby that doesn't involve the ethanol molecule.

pix or stfu

The internet can't handle man tits that big

Toss up whether it is worse to see that before bed or during breakfast in the morning.

You coulda made it less painful and hooked yer t-shirt under the titty, ya know.

Yer the real deal though. I won't question you again. When Figgs gets paroled, I'll get you the # for a therapist who wears vibrating panties during yer appointments.

I'm so hardcore, my left man boob weighs 666lbs

Figgs said he was 400lbs, you got him beat?

I've never been that massive.

Sobieski vodka for me tonight.

At least it ain't a BI dick pic. If its like mine it looks like a little bird in a turtleneck sittin in its nest. You got me beat for moobs big time doh.

My moobs were shrunken down when I was losing all my weight due to the hyperthyroidism but my heart was going to jackhammer out of my chest. You can't see it in the pic but the man tit that's poking out got the worst of the drunken chest gouging and those scars are a little more visible than the rest which aren't much of any thing because all the cuts were just bad scratches that looked worse than they were. I do have a pretty big scar on my one man tit from giving myself a second degree burn that took over a month to heel. It's a 2 inch long half inch wide ugly red blob. I'm a fucking mess.

No drinking for me for a little bit. Just had a bad kidney stone that they had to go in and get. Got an infection and had a violent reaction to the antibiotic. Hasn't been a good week.

Sorry to hear that, but don't worry, I more than covered you this afternoon.

Believe me J.B. I'm bitter about it.

Ezra Brooks and burnettes. This won't end well

Errrr u don't live in the Knoxville area by any chance do ya?

The porcelain god needs worship.

Nothing much happened. I got drunk and listened to music. Not drunk to the point of becoming a belligerent chair throwing self mutilating pile of shit.

Play list was:

The Dwarves "blood guts and pussy"
Blood Duster "Yeest"
Pantera "The Great Southern Trendkill"
Pestilence "Consuming Impulse"

Nope, nowhere near Knoxville.

K I met a dude with the same exact side story the other day.

I'm drinking an alcoholic Roy Rodgers.

Watched football with a bud Saturday. We worked on reducing the beer inventory at the house. Had a lot of leftover varieties from various other gatherings. Hit the Jameson too. Shitfaced.

Final meeting as treasurer of my homeowner's association ended earlier. Much celebration!

Lol, I thought that it was a set up for some kind of joke.

Drinking a 40 of hurricane and listening to Fudge Tunnel

Do you listen to any music that is not homo-erotic?

Is it gay when you fuck a woman in her ass?

I scratched an inverted crucifix into my stomachache