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#216313 - 03/28/09 07:32 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
taint1974 Offline
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I'm going to drown my sorrows with Johnny Walker Black.

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#216314 - 03/28/09 07:47 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Stella is awesome. I split a case of these with my brother. I just couldn't justify spending $127 for a case, but fuck is it good.








Vizzle, you ever tried a real lambic?

In most cases they are pricey, but damn they are good. They aren't really similar to the Lindemans stuff, they are more tart/sour and funky, but it's worth a shot if you want to try something new.

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#216315 - 03/28/09 08:48 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Getting SMASHER-ED. Just watched Carlos Newton knock out a local fighter. My coach was on the undercard and choked his opponent out! wOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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#216316 - 03/28/09 08:54 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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My fukken back is out ! 5 or 6 healthy shots of this and my fukken back still hurts. Slowly I turn for the medicine cabinet !
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#216317 - 03/28/09 11:13 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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^^^You have no fucking idea...

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#216318 - 03/29/09 07:41 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
backdoorman Offline
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^ enlighten me ......pleeeez !
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#216319 - 03/29/09 08:34 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Strange, strange night involving much Cuervo.

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#216320 - 03/29/09 10:44 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
backdoorman Offline
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Hee hee yeah I got stories too ! Oh to be young and in the 70's again.
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#216321 - 03/29/09 11:48 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I can brarely typre.

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#216322 - 03/30/09 01:10 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I can brarely typre.




I'm fucking stone cold sober right now. And home. WTF?

Though Friday was a hell of a night. That's it, I'm crackn a bottle.


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#216323 - 04/05/09 02:43 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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FUCKEDDD UP. just returned from Georgia Jones' birthday party. Her and Faye Reagan greeted my date and I topless at the door. Not even an avn party shoot. Just me hanging out. Four straight vodka on thre rocks.' Blame Missy Stone for the third one. That bitch! Love you, girl! Lolz at whoever gave her a Sweet 16 beer coozie...wtf?
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#216324 - 04/05/09 03:29 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Baseball draft. Albert Pujols number one pick. ARod almost made it back to me.
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#216325 - 04/09/09 02:23 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Someone gave me a bottle of this brandy.

I don't really like drinking liquor. Nevertheless I'll probably be seeing double within an hour and totally unconscious well before midnight.

I like alcohol.
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#216326 - 04/09/09 02:43 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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30/30 Reposado




Going to start on some of this shortly.

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#216327 - 04/10/09 03:05 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Me thinks it's gonna be a Knob Creek Weekend at Casa Chiba



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#216328 - 04/10/09 05:23 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Dewar's Doubles no fucking ice...it's 20 after 8.Better strap in. This could get "gypsy"
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#216329 - 04/10/09 08:34 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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i am so fuck ed under now ...i just hope i dont go out there will be vomiting 2nite
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#216330 - 04/10/09 09:07 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Yuengling lagers induce a mellow beer buzz without the dreaded phenomena of the need to vomit.

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#216331 - 04/10/09 09:38 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
turningblue Offline
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Registered: 04/24/08
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Belle's Amber Ale with dinner followed by Absolut Citron with tonic and lime.
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#216332 - 04/10/09 10:23 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Newports Offline
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Quote:

Belle's Amber Ale




Bells, as in the Bells from Kalamazoo, MI? They make some great stuff for sure, the Amber is average.

Had some beers tonight, but took it easy overall.

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#216333 - 04/10/09 10:29 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I'm about as fucked up as a football bat right now. Cheap beer and lots of them and a few Makers Mark neat and some shots of an unknown citrone from a small bottle- I wasn't pouring and I didn't catch the label.

I love my Austrian friends I drank with but will be hating life in a few hours when it's time to go turkey hunting. Something in the bourbon or citrone is a stimulant...I can't sleep.

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#216334 - 04/10/09 10:33 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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k...im startn 2 level off now ... might not praise thd porcline god and the pizza is workin 4 me not againts me ...
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#216335 - 04/10/09 10:50 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Smirnoff and Mrs. T's Bloody Mary Mix.

Coupled with the iceberg lettuce in my mall-based taco salad, I've had my whatever-mandated fruit (tomato juice is a fruit!) and vegetables for the day!

Rumor has it, that the Bloody Mary Mix spices are anti-oxidants...

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#216336 - 04/10/09 10:52 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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On my 2nd Vodka on the rocks right now.
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#216337 - 04/11/09 01:13 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Bishop Offline
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I think I might need to lay down for a while longer...maybe on the bed this time..
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#216338 - 04/11/09 01:39 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Bornyo Offline
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...be hating life in a few hours when it's time to go turkey hunting...




5:30 came too early. We didn't hear a single bird. Not sure I could have as my head was pounding.

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#216339 - 04/13/09 01:58 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
jeff jordan Offline
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Registered: 05/22/08
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A cheap bottle of Cabernet. Solo.

Rabbit hunting.
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#216340 - 04/13/09 02:06 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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^


I'm drinking a Rockstar energy drink. So exciting!
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#216341 - 04/13/09 02:11 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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^


I'm drinking a Rockstar energy drink. So exciting!




Your meth dealer took the holiday off?
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#216342 - 04/13/09 02:32 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Quote:

Quote:

^


I'm drinking a Rockstar energy drink. So exciting!




Your meth dealer took the holiday off?



Sound like the Coke is getting to you and YOU DO mind sharing. Ha! I'm gonna drink some shots of Tequila, I have never scrapbooked drunk...
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#216343 - 04/19/09 12:10 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I just got home from the UFC fights. Chuck Liddel is FINISHED!! Silva's fight was freaking boring as all hell.

I was drinking shots of Patron, 24 oz Fat Tire drafts (2 and a 16 oz) 2 Sam Adams and a shot of Jager. In other words I'm fucking drunk.

God Bless (even though I'm an atheist)

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#216344 - 04/19/09 12:13 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Bornyo Offline
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go post in the argument thread.

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#216345 - 04/19/09 12:22 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
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I have nothing to argue about. I'm a happy drunk. I forgot to mention, I was smoking some really nice kush all night.

and my Padres won tonight!! hell yeah
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#216346 - 04/21/09 01:12 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
gia jordan Offline
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a chilled glass of vodka. assisted all day with a messed up shoulder and neck. can't get a chiropractic appt until day off and no idea when that is. deadline tmrw and last min to shoot 8am. too damn hot. balcony doors open and kicked sheets off. it's like summer of sam hot.
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#216347 - 04/21/09 06:08 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Foster's Quart-like cans,several,on the verge of frozen


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#216348 - 04/21/09 06:13 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Bro that snap-together furniture has GOT TO GO!

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#216349 - 04/21/09 06:36 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Full on bachelor utilitarian,no tits around here...You got a wife you need to nest..I never know I might have to go in a hurry!
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#216350 - 04/22/09 01:29 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
electrostatic Offline
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Foster's Quart-like cans,several,on the verge of frozen




DUde thats fucking cool my bro drinks that shit!


Im drinking SOCO straight outta the bottle just for YOU, Fiend!


I also had some shots of Jamesn whiskey earlier!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I must say I'mprettyshitfaced!


Hey Bornyoooooooooooo the roooom is spinning I think! Is this go?od

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#216351 - 04/23/09 02:47 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Got a couple of days off cause of a bad back. Out of curiosity I picked up a 5L Heineken mini keg and I'm off to play some bluegrass in the yard.
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#216352 - 04/23/09 03:11 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Sounds like fun! I have always had poor luck with Heinekin, every one I have ever bought has been "skunked".

I have a Bunch of cans of Zwiec but have not yet decided if I am drinking tonight, I probably will.
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#216353 - 04/23/09 03:14 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Got a couple of days off cause of a bad back.




Heh.. mulch season is a bitch.
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#216354 - 04/23/09 03:26 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
backdoorman Offline
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Sounds like fun! I have always had poor luck with Heinekin, every one I have ever bought has been "skunked".

I have a Bunch of cans of Zwiec but have not yet decided if I am drinking tonight, I probably will.




Yep I've never had a Heinekin that didn't smell like skunk piss either. Very very very overrated ! Never had a Zwiec. Description please !
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#216355 - 04/23/09 03:33 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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@BDM: I usually have very good luck with Becks for some reason though. It's skunk piss sometimes though.

It's Polish and is kind neither here nor there. I have never had any cause to complain about it but it's flavor is not especially exciting. I buy it when I feel indecisive.

I have 500ml cans today but the bottles have a cool gimmick. They have a "thermometer" feature built into the label on the back. The logo only appears when the beer is cold enough to drink.

I always found that kind of charming.

(Handful and I live in the same place so I'm pretty sure he already knows about it.)

BDM, here is a link to the Zywiec brewery wiki.

The style I am drinking is probably the "pale lager" and I like it quite well and I've bought plenty of it over the years. I never thought to look them up. They probably make an awesome porter.

Plus I have a very generic Polish last name and it makes me happy to drink beer "from the old country". It's silly.

Beer Advocate here.

It get's a C+. So my assessment of it being kind of a "middle of the road" beer is probably pretty normal.


Edited by conquistador (04/23/09 03:40 PM)
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#216356 - 04/23/09 03:54 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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That wss never five litres just now. Tasted pretty good but split three ways it goes pretty fast. I'm off in search of a proper pint now.
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#216357 - 04/23/09 03:59 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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I bet I would like the Zywiec porter ! I love a good stout !
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#216358 - 04/24/09 05:45 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Registered: 12/28/07
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Loc: The 4th International
Zywiec is one of the finer Polish beers. I can recommend Tyskie as well. Easy to drink, needs to be properly cooled.

If you can find it: Tatra. Comes in 2 varieties, very tasteful.

Okocim makes a dark beer, which is very good as well.

Lech was less of a favorite, as was Krolewskie.
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#216359 - 04/24/09 05:56 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Tyskie is on the shelf next to Zywiec at my liquor store. I think Tyskie is pretty good as well but Zywiec comes in 4 packs of 500ml cans so I buy that because it's easier to play back pack tetris with groceries and a solid block of cans than with a bunch of loose bottles.

They have Lech but I have never bought it. The name turns me off for some reason.

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#216360 - 04/25/09 12:02 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Dick Dastardly Offline
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It's been a light night, saw a cover band at a local bar while getting drunky & still managing to get home OK after some sober time.

1 Heineken
1 Amstel Light
1 Miller Lite
1 Screwdriver (w/ Belvidere)
2 (maybe 3?) Jager Bombs (8oz glass)
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#216361 - 04/25/09 12:07 AM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
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Little bit of tequila, little bit of beer...depends on how you measure things. lol.
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#216363 - 04/25/09 07:11 PM Re: Who's Drinking Tonight?
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Myyy cheecks are num, Mr. Bellvideer!
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