It occurs to me this idiot never bothered to wear a shirt during the show. There are only two possible explanations:

1) He terribly miscalculated that it would be manly and cool to walk around without a shirt, when in reality looking like a fool.

2) He is too stupid to realize how assinine going shirtless indoors, in a crowded confined space looks.

Emo hair cut: faggy porn girl stunt
"Lizard-style" sunglasses: faggy porn girl stunt
Flipping the cameraman the bird: faggy porn girl stunt
Exposing as much skin as legally permissible: faggy porn girl stunt
Sticking your tongue out for the photo op: faggy porn girl stunt

and just for the hell of it...

Taking a dick in the ass: general porn girl stunt

Conclusions?

There were also a lot of homie-sexuals rollin' around the floor, sportin' the bling, t-shirt in hand or over the shoulder. I think Brian Pumper has started an unfortunate trend.

After a while, It got difficult to tell who had broken out of the twink ghetto in the back corner--which smelled like a blow/bang set each afternoon.

Where is that KL autographed pic someone posted before? Wasn't it signed to someone with a guy's name? Do you think Kurt likes signing autographs for his male fans more than his female fans?

i think he stole nicole ritchie's sunglasses, too. those have got to be the gayest glasses ever made, like ever.

Marti. The way it's spelled, it could go either way(kinda like Kurt, himself). I'm pretty sure I've seen this spelling used as a female name.

time to bring back an old Mike South post:

Top 10 Things You Will NEVER Hear Kurt Lackwood (I mean Lockwood) Say:

10) I hate the Abercrombie & Fitch catalog.
9) Women are the true stars of porn.
8) Pussy tastes good.
7) Really, I'm modest deep down.
6) I'm really happy for Tyler and Wankus.
5) You are not sticking that in my ass!
4) The tattoo above my butt means I hate buttsex.
3) I love women!
2) That dildo is too big!
1) I'm truly sorry I was such an assclown.

GOD I WISH SOMEONE WOULD BEAT THIS FAG.

I heard from a guy who attended AEE that Curt was ultra-paranoid any time a dude wandered near him; he's gripping over the negative publicity at XPT. This stuns me because said guy could be his next lover, now that he's issued his press release concerning Samantha Ryan (dumping her = ???).

Curt, I tell you what to do: (i) shut the fuck up, (ii) perform some decent porn where the woman is the center of attention (iii) direct said porn in the same manner and you will be mega rich. Well, maybe, but unlike your fantasy of being the next Dee Dee Ramone, it's more attainable.

"STRIP" by Kurt Lockwood

She razzle dazzle
She rock n' roller
She super hero
She holy roller
I need her
I bleed her
Believe her
O, I need to see her...

STRIP!

Penetration, detonation!
She evangelize with her erotic high
Pretty baby comin' down just like the sexychrist
I need her
I bleed her
Deceiver
O, I need to see her...

STRIP!

It's a virtual sexual fantasy world
With virtual sexual fantasy girls
In the virtual sexual fantasy world
She makes me feel all right
She makes me feel all right
She makes me feel all right...

Kurt Lockwood needs to just make like a Palestinian and

From Kurt Lockwood's website:

Once every few generations a man of greatness comes along...
a Hero, an Inspiration, A Patriot.
...patriot of porn, ...multi-award-winning talent powerhouse


The man's a poet, truly a poet...

Sir, I resent the association of this worthless boob to my favorite self-medicating foodstuff!!

Here's your medicine: