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7:35PM - Rebelling against the Decor

So my mom in laws house is decorated entirely in spots. Leopard spots. Everything from the curtains and the toaster to the espresso cups and the blowdryer. all the rugs, blankets, pillows, dishes, oven mitts... everything is spotted. the first few weeks i thought i was sick i was seeing so many spots. Think Pimp on Safari.

The other day my mom in law, responsible for the spots, decided to go out and get all new wrapping paper so that the presents under the tree didn't clash with the african bronze, gold, lions and leopards. Leopard bows, balls and tree skirt. A dancing Santa in a leopard suit.

Today, in rebellion, I got all my Hello Kitty keychains out of storage, my hula dancing Kitty and my yellow felt Kitty and Cherries blanket. I redecorated the tree.

The hidden camera started rolling the minute she got home.

Video will be edited and posted soon.

I've taken the liberty of pulling the spots and tiger stripes out of as much of the bathroom as I can. For now the leopard print shower curtain is still hiding the out of order tub. I'm going to fix that asap. But the rest is now a gentle shade of sage green. The bedroom is going to be purple. I'm hoping to redo the back room in like a cadet blue. Anything but fucking spots!

K

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