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#21530 - 04/20/04 04:12 PM
Is Brandon Iron Gay?
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/03/03
Posts: 94
Loc: Germany
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We have all heard the rumors, are they true? Is Brandon really Gay? Does he really eat cum? I know that he is a gentle, soft-spoken man but is he Gay? He is prone to pout like a girley man but does this make him Gay? Did you know that Brandon used to call himself, Alek James Hidell, which was the fake name used by Lee Harvey Oswald in the early 60s. Oswald was Gay, is Brandon gay?
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#21536 - 04/20/04 08:30 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 02/20/04
Posts: 29
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#21538 - 04/20/04 10:19 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
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#21539 - 04/21/04 12:37 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
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met brandon enough times and even worked across form him in a BJ.... i know he aint gay.
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#21541 - 04/21/04 04:38 AM
Re: Is Brandon Iron Gay?
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/03/03
Posts: 94
Loc: Germany
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Well Smartt where there is smoke, there is fire. I of course could not possibly comment. Has Brandon ever participated in a Dick rubbing movie, perhaps with with the colored boy, Darren James?
Brandon seems happy in this photo - Hunks 4 U
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#21545 - 04/21/04 06:18 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Ah, the past comes back to haunt me! Yes, I did one solo photo shoot back in 1998. It was supposed to be a BG shoot but the girl looked at me and said, "He's not Vince Vouyer or Mark Davis! I told you I would only work with those guys." The photographer informed her that "those guys" were not available and that it was either me or nothing. She chose nothing! I could not muster an erection for the photos so they gave me Penthouse. The rest is on film. Be that as it may, I am highly amused by your polls, threads, and bile-filled rants. Really! It gives me something to do while I plan out the next TEN LITTLE PIGGIES, I LOVE IT ROUGH, BELL BOTTOMS (I'll short circuit your next joke.....it's about girls with nice asses.), PHOTOGRAPHIC MAMMARIES, A GOOD SOURCE OF IRON, INTENSITIES IN 10 CITIES, or SPIT SHINED. All these fine titles may be seen at www.platinumxpictures.com or www.clubpxp.com (our paysite). I will be glad to see the results of this current poll when I return to post more information on my next release. Your continued support warms my heart in this difficult time for the adult industry. Thank you! Brandon
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#21546 - 04/21/04 06:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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I could not muster an erection for the photos so they gave me Penthouse.
They gave you PENTHOUSE for wanking? Then it WAS a gay company!
Any str8 company would provide you with the last issue or HUSTLER or similars.
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#21547 - 04/21/04 06:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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met brandon enough times and even worked across form him in a BJ.... i know he aint gay.
BJ? As in blowjob? You were blowjobbing him, or it was the other way around?
Or maybe BJ stands for boy-jock?
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#21549 - 04/22/04 05:56 AM
Re: Is Brandon Iron Gay?
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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#21552 - 04/22/04 08:46 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/03/03
Posts: 94
Loc: Germany
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Well Brandon, let me delve more deeply into your psychic. It is well known by those who are in the know that you are the black sheep sibling of Ron Howard. Ron was the good child and you were the bad child. This was evident at birth and you were thus wrapped in black swaddling clothes and separated from your good brother Ron so as to not corrupt him. It is a modern day story of Cain and Able. Please review the photographs of the two brothers and vote if you feel that Brandon is indeed the black sheep brother of Ron Howard. The first step towards recovery Brandon, is to admit the truth and learn to live with it. Poor Brandon, he is so jealous of his Big Brother, while Brandon jacks off to Penthouse, Ron goes on to glory and fame. The Good Brother The Bad Brother
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#21553 - 04/22/04 09:36 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Herr Rommel, Very funny, my friend. I am laughing because you found the family album. What is even funnier is that you want to "delve more deeply into my psychic." His name is Ted and if you want to delve into him, I will not stop you. I would have thought a normal person would want to delve into my psyche, but that is another matter. Thank you for the photo of my brother Ron holding up my AVN awards for Best Bukkake Series. I was very happy to win them back to back, each time beating out lesser competition. I take great pride in my achievements as does my brother Ron. These truly are "Happy Days" for everyone at Platinum X Pictures now that our members site is up at www.clubpxp.com.Fonzi, Potsie, and Ralph Malph came to the office the other day to check it out and they said it was a bargain at $24.95 per month, or $54.95 for 3 months. Fonzi said he would try our 5-day trial access for $9.95. Potsie observed, "That's only $1.99 per day!" "Exactemundo!" replied the Fonz. I wish everyone on this board nothing but Happy Days! Enjoy, Brandon
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#21554 - 06/02/06 12:33 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Biiizuummpp
Gotta love how BI is almost every single user that posts in this thread.
Edited by Coochie Monster (06/02/06 12:34 AM)
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#21555 - 06/02/06 01:29 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Thanks for the bump, Coochie. You are all the "friend" I will ever need. Now, I have a very important announcement to make..... AHEM! www.covermyface.com is off to a great start and I am looking forward to keeping you all informed on a regular basis. While you shit-talk, I am building the empire brick by brick. Thank you for all the love and support. I feel giddy enough to make you read it one last time....www.covermyface.com. Again....www.covermyface.com. I can't hear you! www.covermyface.com.That's it. I'm done. Good night, Coochie, you little industry insider, you. Be good.
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#21558 - 06/02/06 07:28 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 193
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Rommel,
And what are you? Maybe you're gay yourself. Ever looked in the mirror? Maybe it cracked before you could even assess yourself.
As for Brandon, I've seen some of his stuff. He's a good looking guy with a great thick cock. These are two qualities you'll never have, Rommel.
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#21560 - 06/02/06 07:40 AM
Re: Is Brandon Iron the best in the biz?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/13/04
Posts: 153
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ROFLMAO! I just read this thread from the beginning - best laughs I've had in days.
All kidding aside. Personally, I don't give a rat's ass if Brandon is straight, bisexual, trisexual, quadrasexual, etc.. The guy has made (and continues to make) some extremely strokeworthy porn.
"A Good Source of Iron" is probably the best cumswallow series any American studio has produced to date. "Bakers Dozen" continues to completely cover the faces of many of today's hoottest starlets with layer upon layer of spunk - how great is that? And Brandon's appearances in Jake Malone's series like "1 Lucky Fuck" and "Throat Gaggers" have made for some of the best scenes EVER, in ANY movie. To whit, see (and hear!) Brandon plunging his big cock DEEP into and out of the throat of Brianna Love in "1 Lucky Fuck #1" - sounds like someone is plunging a very messy toilet - AWESOME!
Keep doin' what you're doin' Brandon, and I'll keep buyin' what you're sellin'
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#21561 - 06/02/06 07:43 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 193
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jamesn,
Don't you dare refer to me in that tone of voice. As for your notion of having sex with me, keep dreaming. I usually keep a safe distance from barf bags whose mouths are in the shape of a large colon's exit point.
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#21562 - 06/02/06 07:46 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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you are arthur from adt. you are a bisexual man, rape my ass faggot. just rape it faggot.
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#21563 - 06/02/06 07:50 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 193
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jamesn,
Back again, slimestein? How would you like a horse's hoof lodged up your derriere? Go and bend over at the starting gate of the Kentucky Derby - it will increase your chances.
As for who I really am, that's for me to know and for you to find out.
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#21564 - 06/02/06 07:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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arthur, you like male-male action. get over it.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#21565 - 06/02/06 08:13 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 06/01/06
Posts: 28
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jamesn,
Back again, slimestein? How would you like a horse's hoof lodged up your derriere? Go and bend over at the starting gate of the Kentucky Derby - it will increase your chances.
james fuck 3sb=gay
and he bends over for 3sb=gay too
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#21566 - 06/02/06 08:24 AM
Re: Is Brandon Iron Gay?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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suck me, beautiful.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#21568 - 06/02/06 08:54 AM
Re: Is Brandon Iron the best in the biz?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 402
Loc: Philly. PA
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Seriously, there are nearly 6,000 members of a Brandon Iron yahoo group.
Which would make about 3,200 of them you, right?
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#21569 - 06/02/06 10:36 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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you have herpes and beg to spread them, faggot.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#21571 - 06/02/06 11:59 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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The only advice im going to give Mr. Kate is to take his car and drive it straight into a big rig. Hopefully your mangled body will survive for weeks, at least long enough for me to take your catheter out and shove it down your throat so that you drink your own piss. You're a piece of dog fucking shit. On that note, isnt the weather lovely today in the SFV?
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#21572 - 06/02/06 04:22 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 193
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Coochie Monster,
Maybe you should check into a clinic for a frontal lobotomy. Better still, how about a brain exchange with a baboon? It will do wonders for your IQ.
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#21574 - 06/02/06 04:30 PM
Re: Is Brandon Iron Gay?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 193
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jamesn,
No-one cares about your stained backside. Go and present it to your dog - it'll lick it clean for you.
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#21577 - 06/02/06 05:19 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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#21578 - 06/02/06 05:24 PM
Re: Is Brandon Iron Gay?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 193
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Coochie Monster,
Actually, I reckon you're gay. Picking up any guys tonight, darls?
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#21579 - 06/02/06 05:29 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 06/02/06
Posts: 15
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He's a fucking faggot. Ask James he has first hand knowledge. Word on the street is his second hand jacked BI off til he shot a thick fucking load up his nose.
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