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I got a MySpace bulletin from her this morning that reads,

"Hi everyone,

I want to let everyone know that I am back in LA after being detained in Las Vegas. I beat up 2 hotel security guards and threatened to kill myself, so LVPD had me in a mental hospital under observation. But I am in LA and ready to shoot.

Anjelica"




That's the kind of whore I want to marry.
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