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#215158 - 01/15/07 08:31 PM
L-ke F-rd's 2007 AEE Photorama
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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Seems like the show was pretty tame this year: no big OD's, whore fights, Mary Carey disasters or the like to report. All this peace has given many of the whores time to bake in their Sunbeam Toaster Ovens. Whew...here we go...
Initally this morning, L-ke had a photo of Rob Spallone dressed in nothing but JoeBoxers. Nice touch of humor on DUC's part, but I imagine a single phone call to The Hovel had it removed ASAP.
"The Face of Porn" Jenna
Porn...this is your leading figure. And your leading figure is sporting some lack of tone...badly. Also nice to see her oversized melons resting comfortably on her hips. That leg tat reminds me of the equally overdone one on Regan Starr's back. Remember porn...this is your leading figure.
"EuroWhore" Sophia:
She's certainly a quick study under fellow fake-baker Jenna. When makeup mishaps like this come up, isn't there any sort of bat signal they can send up for Flick Shagwell to come to the rescue? Also known for initiating the C3X fiasco on ADT which then spilled over here to great nausea.
"Porn's Rising Star" Joanna
Glad to see you got a self-portrait on your shoulder...look at it often, it is your future. Remember, it's better for your anus to burn out than to fade away. What does your Mom say about all this?
"Former 'It' Girl" Sunny
AEE inside secret...Sunny's badge is turned around...her real name and company address are showing. Many will stuff a sticker or something into the back to hide this stuff, and it's free ad space. Jeffy uses the "Jerk Off Zone" logo shown upper right. Maybe Phlog can break out his secret anal lab software and enhance this pic to get himself another girlfriend. Otherwise an uneventful photo from a girl who often looks like a train wreck.
"Professional Anal Whore" Hillary
Nothing bad here...nice cans, nice smile, not over-toasted (at least on the outside). No wonder she took home the lucite. All with the breathtaking innocent smile only a Brandon Iron girlfriend could muster.
"Wrong"
The exposed nutsack must have escaped L-ke's inner censor...normally something that graphic doesn't make it onsite.
"Woody Harrelson" Flynt
Larry is a redhead...never knew. Nice job, Larry.
"Best New Starlet" Naomi
Wait a minute...she was at the convention...won an award (an important one if you're into them), and she didn't show up to collect it? Insert any random drugged-out whore joke here, I'm sure there are many. Notice the terrible color imbalance between her face and body?
"Ace Cartier" Cream
Ace...no fat jokes...no unshaven mug jokes...change your fucking shoes, you look like an idiot. That shit might fly in North Carolina, but not out West.
"Club Da Burglar Babe" Hailey
Burg, you and Jim South Jr. can take it from here. I grooved the fastball, you dial nine on it.
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#215159 - 01/15/07 09:01 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/17/06
Posts: 88
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Remember, it's better for your anus to burn out than to fade away.
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#215161 - 01/15/07 09:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Those are some sweet highschool janitor slacks, as well.
Damn, I promised myself I wasn't going to participate in the AC Cream pile on, oh well.
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#215163 - 01/15/07 11:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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Out of respect to the DUC, he did repost the link, but you gotta register a site visit to www.lukeisback.com to view it...keep a Jewish brotha in business! I'm not the only one who has predicted big things for Duke Floored this year. Do it! 
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#215164 - 01/15/07 11:39 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Jenna looks so skinny it's scary. WTF is up with all these starving girls? It's incredibly unattractive, someone buy her a cheeseburger.
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#215165 - 01/15/07 11:46 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
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Fucking hell I need to lose weight. I really hate how the AVN show is right after the holidays, when most people have put on a few pounds. I should really consider a meth addiction.
 
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#215168 - 01/16/07 01:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Jenna looks so skinny it's scary. WTF is up with all these starving girls? It's incredibly unattractive, someone buy her a cheeseburger.
Yeah, how does that work? She doesn't even do anal!
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#215170 - 01/16/07 04:02 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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lookin good kiddo. 
The high point in Jenna's career was her creampie scene with Randy West in Up and Cummers 11, circa 1994, nothing but garbage thereafter.
I wouldn't go that far, but as I've been saying for a while now, Porn's power players need to get their act together and find a 'new Jenna' fast, because as unthinkable as it is, she's still the top star this industry has, and I don't think she's going to be around the industry too much longer. 
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#215171 - 01/16/07 10:22 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 698
Loc: CA
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Jenna looks so skinny it's scary. WTF is up with all these starving girls? It's incredibly unattractive, someone buy her a cheeseburger.
Worse than the starvation is that fact that the longer a chick is in porn the more (fucked up) ink she gets. Nasty!
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#215172 - 01/16/07 11:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Christ, looking at this thread is like having 'Nam flashbacks from last week. Jenna looks like a special effect from Pirates.
Hillary looked great. In fact, she was the only chick who really represented herself well in the flesh. Of course, I didn't get a chance to measure her gape, so I can't say what was going on down there.
Naomi's got that air hostess face color thing going on. I think she uses OJ as a foundation. And to flake out on collecting her award... well, the industry loves that kind of shit.
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#215176 - 01/16/07 08:19 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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What is it with Jenna's magically changing hair length?
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#215177 - 01/16/07 08:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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someone buy her a cheeseburger.
On the way from 'Da Hamburglar himself...
 
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#215179 - 01/16/07 11:15 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
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damn! those tits are a disaster.
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#215180 - 01/17/07 04:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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The tats on her legs make her look like she crawled away from a crime scene.
Until I took a closer look, I thought the on right below her right knee was a nasty looking bruise.
why she dont erease or fix that prision tattos?? She's fucking millionare  
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#215187 - 01/17/07 06:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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We represent the Lollipop guild, the Lollipop Guild……… She is soooooo cute, too bad she has the dress sense of a Puerto Rican drag queen. Maybe El Gloryhole could help, eh probably not. I don’t think anything is wrong with her navel, she just not wearing any bling in it. She does have a great smile. You would to if you got to dump Brandon. Naomi, what can I say, except EAT SOMETHING BITCH! What really scares me is what might be in that backpack. “Would you sign my jizz rag, I named it Christie.†“Oh God I know this is going to end up on XXXPT† Lanny Barby looking smoking, but who’s the ho on the right?  “I really hate these tests, so I just fill in the same letter “E†on every question. I should, just on the odds, get at least a 20%.† I have no comment on this. I will leave this one until monkey gets back.  Mia you looked just stunning. Psssst, give M* the number to your make-up man, whoever is doing his is just awful.  OK, OK, she’s no spring chicken, I think she has a very pretty face. Maybe it’s time to put out to MILF pasture though.  I’m sorry Stephanie but you’re about ten years too old for that outfit. But I’d hit it.
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#215188 - 01/17/07 07:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Mia you looked just stunning. Psssst, give M* the number to your make-up man, whoever is doing his is just awful.
man, that's not make-up, them's bags under my eyes and exhaustion on my face.
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#215190 - 01/17/07 07:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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When I'm next to her, I'm taller at 5'4". I'm guesing she's 5'1".
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#215194 - 01/17/07 09:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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How short is Joanna Angel? She doesn't appear short in her pictures. I have yet to see her in person...
iafd says 4' 11"
EDIT
Excalibur says 4'11 too. But this is cute:
"Ethnicity:
Jeweish"
she is 4'11....
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#215197 - 01/19/07 08:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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We represent the Lollipop guild, the Lollipop Guild………
She is soooooo cute, too bad she has the dress sense of a Puerto Rican drag queen. Maybe El Gloryhole could help, eh probably not.
I don’t think anything is wrong with her navel, she just not wearing any bling in it. She does have a great smile. You would to if you got to dump Brandon.
Naomi, what can I say, except EAT SOMETHING BITCH!
What really scares me is what might be in that backpack. “Would you sign my jizz rag, I named it Christie.â€
“Oh God I know this is going to end up on XXXPTâ€
Lanny Barby looking smoking, but who’s the ho on the right?
“I really hate these tests, so I just fill in the same letter “E†on every question. I should, just on the odds, get at least a 20%.â€
I have no comment on this. I will leave this one until monkey gets back.
Mia you looked just stunning. Psssst, give M* the number to your make-up man, whoever is doing his is just awful.
OK, OK, she’s no spring chicken, I think she has a very pretty face. Maybe it’s time to put out to MILF pasture though.
I’m sorry Stephanie but you’re about ten years too old for that outfit. But I’d hit it.
Nice job Have2, the one about the Test Answers was a classic 
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#215199 - 01/19/07 10:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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I bet there's a lipstick mouth on it as well, scuffed from where AC's facial hair made the impression in it.
AC. The shoes. Seriously. Did get you get them on eBay from a former WWF fighter?
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#215200 - 01/19/07 06:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Nice job Have2, the one about the Test Answers was a classic
Thanks, I just remember sitting thru those things myself. My favorite thing to do was fill in AC DC over and over throwing in a B or an E every once in a while, for good measure.
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Classic
I think AC's shoes were thoroughly covered last porn convention. I needed something new.
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