Seems like the show was pretty tame this year: no big OD's, whore fights, Mary Carey disasters or the like to report. All this peace has given many of the whores time to bake in their Sunbeam Toaster Ovens. Whew...here we go...

Initally this morning, L-ke had a photo of Rob Spallone dressed in nothing but JoeBoxers. Nice touch of humor on DUC's part, but I imagine a single phone call to The Hovel had it removed ASAP.

"The Face of Porn" Jenna

Porn...this is your leading figure. And your leading figure is sporting some lack of tone...badly. Also nice to see her oversized melons resting comfortably on her hips. That leg tat reminds me of the equally overdone one on Regan Starr's back. Remember porn...this is your leading figure.

"EuroWhore" Sophia:

She's certainly a quick study under fellow fake-baker Jenna. When makeup mishaps like this come up, isn't there any sort of bat signal they can send up for Flick Shagwell to come to the rescue? Also known for initiating the C3X fiasco on ADT which then spilled over here to great nausea.

"Porn's Rising Star" Joanna

Glad to see you got a self-portrait on your shoulder...look at it often, it is your future. Remember, it's better for your anus to burn out than to fade away. What does your Mom say about all this?

"Former 'It' Girl" Sunny

AEE inside secret...Sunny's badge is turned around...her real name and company address are showing. Many will stuff a sticker or something into the back to hide this stuff, and it's free ad space. Jeffy uses the "Jerk Off Zone" logo shown upper right. Maybe Phlog can break out his secret anal lab software and enhance this pic to get himself another girlfriend. Otherwise an uneventful photo from a girl who often looks like a train wreck.

"Professional Anal Whore" Hillary

Nothing bad here...nice cans, nice smile, not over-toasted (at least on the outside). No wonder she took home the lucite. All with the breathtaking innocent smile only a Brandon Iron girlfriend could muster.

"Wrong"

The exposed nutsack must have escaped L-ke's inner censor...normally something that graphic doesn't make it onsite.

"Woody Harrelson" Flynt

Larry is a redhead...never knew. Nice job, Larry.

"Best New Starlet" Naomi

Wait a minute...she was at the convention...won an award (an important one if you're into them), and she didn't show up to collect it? Insert any random drugged-out whore joke here, I'm sure there are many. Notice the terrible color imbalance between her face and body?

"Ace Cartier" Cream

Ace...no fat jokes...no unshaven mug jokes...change your fucking shoes, you look like an idiot. That shit might fly in North Carolina, but not out West.

"Club Da Burglar Babe" Hailey

Burg, you and Jim South Jr. can take it from here. I grooved the fastball, you dial nine on it.