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#215036 - 01/15/07 07:01 PM
Re: Someone Call a Doctor- Jesse Jane @ AEE 2007
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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What she really needs is to spend a month with her waffle-house waitress mother, lying on a couch watching doctor phil and eating leftover patty-melts. The love can come later right now she needs sustenance.
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#215039 - 01/16/07 04:02 AM
Re: Someone Call a Doctor- Jesse Jane @ AEE 2007
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Her body looks amazing so stfu.
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#215040 - 01/16/07 06:17 AM
Re: Someone Call a Doctor- Jesse Jane @ AEE 2007
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Gia: Does your super-secret youth elixer consist of stealing it from these sad decaying whores like a vampire thing?!?
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#215044 - 01/16/07 01:58 PM
Re: Someone Call a Doctor- Jesse Jane @ AEE 2007
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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Would anybody else be afraid to shake her hand out of fear that you might jerk her arm out of socket by doing so?
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#215045 - 01/16/07 02:12 PM
Re: Someone Call a Doctor- Jesse Jane @ AEE 2007
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/20/05
Posts: 260
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And think about it...the camera ADDED 10 pounds. By my calculations that means she only weighs anything in the alternate universe she magically appeared out of...
I taunt but I'd still fuck her for the footage
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#215048 - 01/16/07 04:52 PM
Re: Someone Call a Doctor- Jesse Jane @ AEE 2007
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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...i was half expecting someone to photo shop her drooling...
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#215049 - 01/16/07 04:53 PM
Re: Someone Call a Doctor- Jesse Jane @ AEE 2007
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I'm afraid someone already photoshopped the white crust out of the corners of her mouth.
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#215051 - 01/21/07 09:32 PM
Re: Someone Call a Doctor- Jesse Jane @ AEE 2007
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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A girl/girl scene between Jesse Jane and Naomi would sound like shaking a box of kitchen matches.
Holy shit that is funny and tragic in the same breath.  
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#215052 - 01/21/07 11:28 PM
Re: Someone Call a Doctor- Jesse Jane @ AEE 2007
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 12/11/04
Posts: 27
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That's a bad pic... acually she looked pretty good.
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#215053 - 01/21/07 11:32 PM
Re: Someone Call a Doctor- Jesse Jane @ AEE 2007
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Naomi = Walking Proof of Evolution, I mean just look at her knuckles. The bitch looks like she walked across the Moab on them bitches. Those are just her knuckles, I havent even gotten to the rest of her Jurassic features.
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#215058 - 01/22/07 11:33 AM
Re: Someone Call a Doctor- Jesse Jane @ AEE 2007
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 465
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It's hard to cover up ribs and hip bones on an anorexic body with tanning spray.
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#215060 - 01/22/07 11:40 AM
Re: Someone Call a Doctor- Jesse Jane @ AEE 2007
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Maybe the physician she sees for her surgery will intervene regarding her weight and general health. If not him, then the anesthesiologist might. A heart weakened by anorexia/bulimia sounds ripe to crap out during surgery.
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#215062 - 01/22/07 11:47 AM
Re: Someone Call a Doctor- Jesse Jane @ AEE 2007
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 465
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Sorry, didn't get that far. It will be interesting to see if HD catches on full throttle in Porn. To have to have even small stretch marks fixed by a 20 something porn star will continue to drive the industry to 18 year olds for sure. Although Gen, you looked exquisite in a previous post....
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Sharon Mitchell said. "This is a population, you tell them to do something, and they won't do anything."We're not in the real world, we're in the world of porn."
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#215063 - 01/22/07 12:09 PM
Re: Someone Call a Doctor- Jesse Jane @ AEE 2007
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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They should just hook the bag of bones up to a lipo machine and set it on full reverse.
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#215064 - 01/22/07 12:19 PM
Re: Someone Call a Doctor- Jesse Jane @ AEE 2007
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aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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Sorry, didn't get that far. It will be interesting to see if HD catches on full throttle in Porn. To have to have even small stretch marks fixed by a 20 something porn star will continue to drive the industry to 18 year olds for sure. Although Gen, you looked exquisite in a previous post....
Nah, that's me in my avatar. 
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#215065 - 01/22/07 12:26 PM
Re: Someone Call a Doctor- Jesse Jane @ AEE 2007
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 465
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Lol, it's just not your best side, eh?
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Sharon Mitchell said. "This is a population, you tell them to do something, and they won't do anything."We're not in the real world, we're in the world of porn."
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#215066 - 01/22/07 03:38 PM
Re: Someone Call a Doctor- Jesse Jane @ AEE 2007
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Jesse Jane Quote:
“I’m having my breasts redone because of HD,†she said.
Priorities?
Check.
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#215067 - 01/22/07 03:59 PM
Re: Someone Call a Doctor- Jesse Jane @ AEE 2007
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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kinda looks like jaime presley:
but not in a good way.
i was watching entourage on dvd the other day when jesse popped on screen. i was struck by two things: first, xpt has completely destroyed me considering i knew who this girl was; second, everything about her is so un-natural it's like watching a robot. a retarded robot.
click: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI3mHKdN__g
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#215068 - 01/22/07 04:43 PM
Re: Someone Call a Doctor- Jesse Jane @ AEE 2007
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
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i was watching entourage on dvd the other day when jesse popped on screen. i was struck by two things: first, xpt has completely destroyed me considering i knew who this girl was; second, everything about her is so un-natural it's like watching a robot. a retarded robot.
click: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI3mHKdN__g
Thanks, Eddie. Before I watched the YouTube clip I've only seen photos of Jesse.
Seeing her on video for the first time was even more scary! 
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#215069 - 01/22/07 07:40 PM
Re: Someone Call a Doctor- Jesse Jane @ AEE 2007
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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The YouTube clip just reminded to ask if Teagan Presley is shooting again. Anyone know?
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#215070 - 01/24/07 04:48 PM
Re: Someone Call a Doctor- Jesse Jane @ AEE 2007
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ADT regular
Registered: 09/15/06
Posts: 18
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The YouTube clip just reminded to ask if Teagan Presley is shooting again. Anyone know?
no teagan is knocked up again...seems she would rather be pregnant with various drug dealers babies than shoot for DP
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#215071 - 01/24/07 04:57 PM
Re: Someone Call a Doctor- Jesse Jane @ AEE 2007
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 322
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The YouTube clip just reminded to ask if Teagan Presley is shooting again. Anyone know?
no teagan is knocked up again...seems she would rather be pregnant with various drug dealers babies than shoot for DP
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#215072 - 01/24/07 10:33 PM
Re: Someone Call a Doctor- Jesse Jane @ AEE 2007
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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The YouTube clip just reminded to ask if Teagan Presley is shooting again. Anyone know?
no teagan is knocked up again...seems she would rather be pregnant with various drug dealers babies than shoot for DP
Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssnap!
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#215075 - 01/25/07 09:57 PM
Re: Someone Call a Doctor- Jesse Jane @ AEE 2007
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Is Tyler Durden the father of the first baby?
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#215076 - 01/25/07 10:08 PM
Re: Someone Call a Doctor- Jesse Jane @ AEE 2007
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Is Tyler Durden the father of the first baby?
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#215077 - 01/25/07 10:27 PM
Re: Someone Call a Doctor- Jesse Jane @ AEE 2007
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Porn Jesus
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