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You're a fucking masochistic nut. Exactly how much money are you trying to burn through before you die anyway?



It's fuckin Madonna's fault B (and Angelina)...they turned "feeding helpless third world orphans and adopting one or three" into the latest status symbol/activity. Otherwise, I'd buy a enlarged map of The Congo and throw a dart at it and adopt whatever village I hit and buy them all X-boxes and a lifetime supply of Cocoa Puffs. I've already taken care of my own brood, I'm just not ready to be loved by a village full of fucking strangers that have my picture (or the handicap access symbol) on the wall of their mud hut in my honor...
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Are you gonna eat that?