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Is sitting for a couple of hours with your mouth open like baby bird waiting to be fed by momma bird except it's genetically damaged semen considered modeling?



Gawd, what a terrible flashback...

1998, a horny 30 yr old Burglar is celebrating something, and calls for a therapist in case he pulls something...well actually that was the idea. In prances "Monica" a comely 35-40 year old well proportioned Brunnette known for her "dirty talk" skills and willingness to gobble for the right price.

So here I am, leaning back in my easy chair whacking away and she is in the exact pose zen references above, saying all the right things...untillllll:

Monica -- "Yes, come on feed me that load, do it! I want it...look at ME! See how much I want it....right there! Let me have it! Imagine I am a baby humming bird and you are gonna feed me..."

Burg (exasperated expression on his face) -- "Whaaaattttt...?!?!?!? Jesus Christ...."

I stop, put my dick away, lead her over to the kitchen table and break out the Scrabble Board and Percocet ... I think she actually managed a double word score for EJACULATION before I finally passed out.
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