Yeeeeeesh! Hideous...seriously folks, take an honest look at these creatures....WTF? Seems as the convention wears on and each day passes, by day 3 everyone is totally ugly...or uglier.
What the fuck is this? Seriously, i am totally CORN-fused...is she goth? A avant garde dyke concentration camp survivor? MIWNLFEIMLDOT (Mom I WOULD NOT LIKE TO FUCK EVEN IF MY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT)? What? WHATTTTT?!?!?!!
Teutonic Genes Suck for Women...I mean, I want my vision of German Loveliness to be forever stuck on and linked to Nena and 99 Luftballoons, not KATJA fuckin KASSIN....say her first name using your diaphragm...it sounds like you are hawking up a loogey. KAHT JAH
Herschel Savage is even on meth, look, that Joo bastard hasnt slept in 3 days. ATTENTION GIRLS OF PORN: You seriously are ok allowing his penis into you birth canal for 800 bucks? Getthefuckoutofhere!
Ditto for Seymour....I guess the "Family Business" is being sucked down the toilet with the price erosion on DVDs, and no doubt, the continued HIGH gas prices are cramping his "party bus" profits....anyone actually ever BEEN on a seymour party bus? Gen, didnt you do an ANAL RING TOSS Event on one of his party buses recently? Seriously, Seymour looks OLD and Haggard....another METH Casualty, or is this merely a case of SHANE's Revenge? I heard Shane Blames Seymour for ruining her life by turning her into a coke addled whore back in 1990 thru 1992 when they were a couple doing all those videos....yep, Seymour held her upside down and poured the BLOW down each nostril until all she could do was suck dick and fuck on film...tragic.
My Bear is more attractive than Herschel and Seymour. Chico, unless Gia wants to Represent Da Burglar Bear, what say you to signing him and taking him on Go sees? I am sure the chicks would love to fuck him, as ooposed to Herschels GEriatric Insomniac Jew Dick...