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Ashley Rawks, she blows away Luke in capturing the abject farcical ugliness that is at the core of most people, places and things in porn. For every Sandee Westgate and Courtney Cummz, you have 20 to 25 performers/producers-directors/assistants/industry-wannabe-hanger-ons (AC CREAM, Boner-one, et al) that are absolutely more hideous than my worst surgical scar.

She is also the most economical photographer...first, her backpack full of dildo's plus a bukkake chicken captured a shitload of the essence/mojo of most of JM's product line...and in this ONE single photo shot, she nailed FOUR of the above mentioned travesties that infest AEE/AVN.

Dude number 4 is circled because he looks positively straight-geek-dorkish-closet-porn-fan/pervert compared to specimen's 1, 2 and 3. Aside from the nonsensical ink job on fat-fuck-amazon-in-a-rubber-fat-suit #1, check out the facial expression on #2...it's obvious someone is taking her picture but she seems baffled...animals at the zoo, like giraffes even, will smile or otherwise exhibit a more photogenic expression than her...her hat is kinda nice at least.

I would trust animal #3 to do my taxes, but not much else...his fatness obviously indicates he works at a desk job 51 weeks out of the year.

Kudos Ashley Blue, if I ever get married, I am hiring both you and GIA JORDAN to photograph the event...have two different photo albums, kinda like having the King James Bible and the Satanic Bible both on the coffee table.


** editorial sidenote ** People of the world have fucked themselves up (and over) in the form of ridiculous TATOOs....Say what you want about Sasha Grey and her apparent bullshit existential nuttiness, but if I am not mistaken at least the girl has not sullied her 18 yr old body with some INANE ink job.

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Nice work Burg,sorry you couldnt make it out this year.It was a freak fest.

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