Somewhere in a secret laboratory, an amoral, evil scientist creates a monstrosity of horrific proportions. After splicing the DNA of a B-level porn actress with a ugly donkey, he created... Donkey-Whore! Donkey-Whore, she's on the loose and only one man can stop her. An unlikely, rather large, hero clad in all black, with baby blue Nike's.

Imagine the above paragraph read by the guy who does all the movie trailers. Could we have the next summer blockbuster on our hands? People paid money to see "Snakes on a Plane", right?