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#214294 - 01/12/07 04:51 PM
Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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wow, she's aged well her face looks like a catcher's mitt
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#214297 - 01/16/07 02:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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I didn't even know who the fuck she she was when I passed by the CherryBoxxx booth. I actually had to ask the guy standing next to me who the seasoned old lady at that table was.
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#214298 - 01/16/07 07:04 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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#214300 - 01/16/07 10:16 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 698
Loc: CA
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I saw her at the awards show and she looked like she was on Heroin or something.The lights where on but nobody was home.
While that may be true, she looks a hell of a lot better now that she's shed all that baby-fat she used to carry around.
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#214302 - 01/16/07 03:05 PM
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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I saw her at the awards show and she looked like she was on Heroin or something.The lights where on but nobody was home.
She was like that the other year. Some random asshole shoved a bunch of match sticks at me standing around making my way into the awards so I handed one to Mary Carey, she glanced at it with a hard concentration and quickly said, "ohhhh is that coke?" I chuckled and said "No but it will light your smokes, enjoy"
Total idiotic.
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#214303 - 01/16/07 03:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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...Some random asshole shoved a bunch of match sticks at me standing around making my way into the awards...
That's just absurd. Why would someone hand a pornwhore matchsticks?
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#214304 - 01/16/07 03:44 PM
Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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...Some random asshole shoved a bunch of match sticks at me standing around making my way into the awards...
That's just absurd. Why would someone hand a pornwhore matchsticks?
BRAT!
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#214305 - 01/17/07 01:19 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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I've got a Nintendo Wii to the first person who hits this bitch in the face with a sledgehammer
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#214306 - 01/17/07 10:09 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
Loc: Promoting black on black viole...
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I've got a Nintendo Wii to the first person who hits this bitch in the face with a sledgehammer
I do not own a sledgehammer, still got a deal if its a cinder block?
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#214308 - 01/17/07 04:32 PM
Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
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bah, id still hit it and make her tittles jiggle.
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#214310 - 01/17/07 05:12 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
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Truth is, i'm only attracted to Mary's brains.... :P
Hey, being in porn you have to be able to find something interesting about every girl you work with...
but, for the record... I was initially against the wife getting the boobs or she would have gotten them in 2003... though now on the other end... they look smokin' ( i made sure she went to a top doc... more expensive, but worth it.)
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#214312 - 01/18/07 09:09 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
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lol Jeff... even gen came out and stated that we "have always been rather well off". Nope, I paid cash for them... it's called saving money, and investing well. I have my freelance web design work and a nice little nest egg still left over from when my dad died about 7 years ago now. Even my drugs of choice were relatively cheap.
Seriously though Jeff... I'm over the arguments of the past and have brought myself past such petty bickering. You really can't get under my skin, the past is dead, i live for the future... This Rob you have never even met.
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#214313 - 01/18/07 02:29 PM
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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lol Jeff... even gen came out and stated that we "have always been rather well off". Nope, I paid cash for them... it's called saving money, and investing well. I have my freelance web design work and a nice little nest egg still left over from when my dad died about 7 years ago now. Even my drugs of choice were relatively cheap.
Seriously though Jeff... I'm over the arguments of the past and have brought myself past such petty bickering. You really can't get under my skin, the past is dead, i live for the future... This Rob you have never even met.
Dont waste your time Rob. His response is "whores lie"
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#214315 - 01/19/07 12:25 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
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after i left the "maus haus" we did move back in there... yes... but that is because we knew we wouldnt be in FL long enough to finish a lease and I would rather not break a lease... its bad on the credit. Logic works better than assumptions.
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#214316 - 01/19/07 03:44 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Attn Lob Cocksnot...
Would you consider your choice to return to posting at XPT as a step forward in your "new you" or A return to the bi- sexual punishment that you sooo seemingly enjoyed back in the day (like what..90 days ago?)
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#214317 - 01/19/07 04:53 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
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Attn Lob Cocksnot...
Would you consider your choice to return to posting at XPT as a step forward in your "new you" or A return to the bi- sexual punishment that you sooo seemingly enjoyed back in the day (like what..90 days ago?)
Seriously man, stuff like that is tired and worn out. So i said some stupid shit that i thought was funny when i was wasted almost a year ago... QQ a little more.
My return to XPT is cause
1. i like some of the people who post here, and i do find some of the conversation interesting
2. Making amends for my past behaviour when i was fucked up.
3. Chickenmaster asked me to months ago. I told him i would when i was ready.
Honestly though, all the attempts to throw negativity my way have no effect anymore, you aren't going to see any Longshot/Cassandra type wars anymore... you aren't going to goad me into such diatribes. I am a positive person, and i see the positive points of your criticisms that you may not even see. Yes I acted like an asshat and a douchebag, I admit it, but i am past it.
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#214319 - 01/19/07 05:15 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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LOL, i will get her pics up soon... they are 10 days only so they aren't quite ready for primetime. They take a couple weeks to settle especially when placed under the muscle. But the stitches are out and I have been helping her massage them nicely. They do look great on her, as soon as she feels comfortable enough that they have settled i will snap some shots of em.
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#214321 - 01/19/07 05:40 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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Honestly though, all the attempts to throw negativity my way have no effect anymore, you aren't going to see any Longshot/Cassandra type wars anymore...
Honestly dude, your entire existence in life was for nothing except watching Cassandra kick you in the teeth. Repeatedly. How are you going to earn your keep, now that you're not going to have "wars".
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you aren't going to goad me into such diatribes. I am a positive person, and i see the positive points of your criticisms that you may not even see. Yes I acted like an asshat and a douchebag, I admit it, but i am past it.
I'm a positive person to. I'm positive this new shtick will suck unless Cassandra starts hammering you again. I'm positive Keiko finally has bigger tits than you. I'm positive you're still on welfare. See? I'm a positive guy too. (C62)->
Its true, her tits are huge... but no, its no shtick, i'm evened out, no more faux right-wingism, no more satanic guy, no more asshole.
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#214323 - 01/19/07 05:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Bolt-ons don't cost $25K.
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#214325 - 01/19/07 05:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Bolt-ons don't cost $25K.
Sure they do, $25K Canadian.
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#214327 - 01/19/07 05:51 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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LOL, i will get her pics up soon... they are 10 days only so they aren't quite ready for primetime. They take a couple weeks to settle especially when placed under the muscle. But the stitches are out and I have been helping her massage them nicely. They do look great on her, as soon as she feels comfortable enough that they have settled i will snap some shots of em.
Thats cool Rob... Forget for a few minutes the 25k you spent on the bolt ons..
Posting at XPT... A step forward for a "renaissance" man like yourself.. Or a triple lindy back flip into the cess pool that brought you the (taken as fucken loosely as "taken as fucken loosely"gets) the 25k that paid for said bolt ons?
I like the cess pool.
Im a pervert, a sex addict, and I have a lvoe for the porn industry that will never be snuffed.... it was all I wanted to do since i was, like, 14.
And no, they didn't cost 25k. they cost 8k.
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#214328 - 01/19/07 05:52 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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Its true, her tits are huge... but no, its no shtick, i'm evened out, no more faux right-wingism, no more satanic guy, no more asshole.
Your "faux right-wingism" shtick was the act that hit the bottom of the barrel. Speaking of "bottom of the barrel", I'm glad keiko has recovered nicely, how much hair did the surgeon have to shave off her chest prior to surgery? And was he surprised when he found out Keiko was really a man?
keiko never recovered, keiko died!
:P
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#214329 - 01/19/07 05:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Dear, I'm a chick. A chick who did porn, took care of friends with implants, and knows the cost of high end breast augmentation.
They do not cost $25K nor did anywhere on the board mention $25K.
Except you, dipshit.
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#214331 - 01/19/07 06:05 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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you know with all this talk of girls looking aneorexic.. K was only a size 8 at her largest, the astist formerly known as K is a 2 now.
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#214332 - 01/19/07 06:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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An 8 at her largest? I recall something from her blog saying her pants were now in the double digits. That would be at least a 10.
Currently a size 2? Well, congrats. What's her height and weight?
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#214334 - 01/19/07 06:13 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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shes 5'4 and she was 110 before the surgery 113 now... the boob weight is in there too though, i think thats 2-3bs. she was in the gym 4 days after the implants so she dropped off the weight gain from surgical fluid quick. (tumecent procedure, they fill her chest with a Saline/Lidocaine/epinephrine and betadine solution instead of general anesthesia. shes awake the whole time and walks out 15min later)
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#214335 - 01/19/07 06:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Yeah, usually poor people chose local anesthesia.
As for 5'4" and 112ish being a size 2, that will fly for now. Or did you have time to look up size charts and bmi?
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#214337 - 01/19/07 06:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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Only a fat ass would consider that restricting. It's otherwise known as the eating healthy/no shit, sherlock diet.
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#214340 - 01/19/07 06:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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I would never ride in such faggotry nor go to Tiajuana.
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