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#214292 - 01/12/07 04:00 PM Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
Willie D Offline

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How appropriate this comes out almost dead on the anniversary of Mary getting her drunk ass kicked out of AEE and the Venetian last year...

From Gene Ross --> tmz.com

Quote:

Britney may have broadcast her bits all over Hollywood a few times, but Mary Carey takes the cake!

TMZ filmed porn star Mary Carey while she shopped at Beverly Hills Pimps & Ho's (make your own joke here), and while picking out a dress, she stripped bare to try it on -- right in the middle of the store! Let's just say our cameraman had a great day at work ... take a look at the tape and you will too!

The former candidate for Governor of California and "Funbag Fantasies 5" star is clearly preparing a new platform for her next run for office.






I like that they labeled the keywords for this little clip as "Train Wrecks" and "Wacky & Wierd." Towards the end of the clip as she's walking to someone's car, she can be heard slurring, "I'm fucked uuupppp...," and something that almost resembles, I love meth, which wouldn't really surprise anyone at this stage of her fabulous career.


http://www.tmz.com/2007/01/11/mary-carey-tries-on-birthday-suit/


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#214293 - 01/12/07 04:20 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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aka Gen Padova
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Classic last three words in the video "I love Xanax"


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#214294 - 01/12/07 04:51 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
k1ng Offline
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wow, she's aged well

her face looks like a catcher's mitt
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#214295 - 01/12/07 06:28 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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Registered: 10/30/06
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Remember when this chick had some meat on her bones? Another rail thin tweaker with obscenely disproportionate balloon tits. Sad.

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#214296 - 01/16/07 12:10 AM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
Willie D Offline

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Mary shows up the porn convo...less the outfit she picked out in her drunken binge....



Oh, by the way Mary, I can most definitely afford you. But I would never pay to stick my Catholic dick in your diseased vagina. Why don't you schedule some gang bang videos with John T. Bone? Being a disgusting skank on video for a maximum population seems to be right up your alley.

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#214297 - 01/16/07 02:31 AM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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I didn't even know who the fuck she she was when I passed by the CherryBoxxx booth. I actually had to ask the guy standing next to me who the seasoned old lady at that table was.
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#214298 - 01/16/07 07:04 AM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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Quote:

Mary shows up the porn convo...less the outfit she picked out in her drunken binge....



Oh, by the way Mary, I can most definitely afford you. But I would never pay to stick my Catholic dick in your diseased vagina. Why don't you schedule some gang bang videos with John T. Bone? Being a disgusting skank on video for a maximum population seems to be right up your alley.




Did she make some shitty comment or something? She's not the brightest bulb...

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#214299 - 01/16/07 08:59 AM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
Jeff Steward Offline
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I saw her at the awards show and she looked like she was on Heroin or something.The lights where on but nobody was home.
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#214300 - 01/16/07 10:16 AM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 698
Loc: CA
Quote:

I saw her at the awards show and she looked like she was on Heroin or something.The lights where on but nobody was home.




While that may be true, she looks a hell of a lot better now that she's shed all that baby-fat she used to carry around.

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#214301 - 01/16/07 01:10 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
Jigaloo Offline
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Quote:

I saw her at the awards show and she looked like she was on Heroin or something.The lights where on but nobody was home.




You just described 95% off the whores in porn.
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#214302 - 01/16/07 03:05 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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Quote:

I saw her at the awards show and she looked like she was on Heroin or something.The lights where on but nobody was home.




She was like that the other year. Some random asshole shoved a bunch of match sticks at me standing around making my way into the awards so I handed one to Mary Carey, she glanced at it with a hard concentration and quickly said, "ohhhh is that coke?" I chuckled and said "No but it will light your smokes, enjoy"

Total idiotic.

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#214303 - 01/16/07 03:29 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
Bornyo Offline
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Quote:

...Some random asshole shoved a bunch of match sticks at me standing around making my way into the awards...




That's just absurd. Why would someone hand a pornwhore matchsticks?

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#214304 - 01/16/07 03:44 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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Quote:

Quote:

...Some random asshole shoved a bunch of match sticks at me standing around making my way into the awards...




That's just absurd. Why would someone hand a pornwhore matchsticks?




BRAT!

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#214305 - 01/17/07 01:19 AM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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I've got a Nintendo Wii to the first person who hits this bitch in the face with a sledgehammer
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#214306 - 01/17/07 10:09 AM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
Loc: Promoting black on black viole...
Quote:

I've got a Nintendo Wii to the first person who hits this bitch in the face with a sledgehammer




I do not own a sledgehammer, still got a deal if its a cinder block?

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#214307 - 01/17/07 04:00 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
Calvin Offline
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Registered: 09/11/06
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Quote:

I've got a Nintendo Wii to the first person who hits this bitch in the face with a sledgehammer




From the looks of her, this has already been done, repeatedly.
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#214308 - 01/17/07 04:32 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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bah, id still hit it and make her tittles jiggle.
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#214309 - 01/17/07 04:58 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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bah, id still hit it and make her tittles jiggle.




You're just acting out since the ones next to you are all sore and plastic. Remember though: If she were Governor's the-one-former-known-as-Keiko would have been heavily taxed for her fake ones!!

But, your interest in this meth whore reveals a reason why someone with a fine body needs to disfigure herself thru surgery - try to please the lusts of their "boyfriend".

Enjoy!

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#214310 - 01/17/07 05:12 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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Truth is, i'm only attracted to Mary's brains.... :P

Hey, being in porn you have to be able to find something interesting about every girl you work with...

but, for the record... I was initially against the wife getting the boobs or she would have gotten them in 2003... though now on the other end... they look smokin' ( i made sure she went to a top doc... more expensive, but worth it.)
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#214311 - 01/18/07 08:19 AM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
Jeff Steward Offline
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Quote:


they look smokin' ( i made sure she went to a top doc... more expensive, but worth it.)





We all know you dont have any money so I gotta ask who paid for this?Let me guess....... Longshots mom and dad.
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#214312 - 01/18/07 09:09 AM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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lol Jeff... even gen came out and stated that we "have always been rather well off". Nope, I paid cash for them... it's called saving money, and investing well. I have my freelance web design work and a nice little nest egg still left over from when my dad died about 7 years ago now. Even my drugs of choice were relatively cheap.

Seriously though Jeff... I'm over the arguments of the past and have brought myself past such petty bickering. You really can't get under my skin, the past is dead, i live for the future... This Rob you have never even met.
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#214313 - 01/18/07 02:29 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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aka Gen Padova
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lol Jeff... even gen came out and stated that we "have always been rather well off". Nope, I paid cash for them... it's called saving money, and investing well. I have my freelance web design work and a nice little nest egg still left over from when my dad died about 7 years ago now. Even my drugs of choice were relatively cheap.

Seriously though Jeff... I'm over the arguments of the past and have brought myself past such petty bickering. You really can't get under my skin, the past is dead, i live for the future... This Rob you have never even met.




Dont waste your time Rob. His response is "whores lie"

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#214314 - 01/19/07 08:48 AM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
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Quote:

lol Jeff... even gen came out and stated that we "have always been rather well off". Nope, I paid cash for them... it's called saving money, and investing well. I have my freelance web design work and a nice little nest egg still left over from when my dad died about 7 years ago now. Even my drugs of choice were relatively cheap.

Seriously though Jeff... I'm over the arguments of the past and have brought myself past such petty bickering. You really can't get under my skin, the past is dead, i live for the future... This Rob you have never even met.




Do you still live off your mom?
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#214315 - 01/19/07 12:25 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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after i left the "maus haus" we did move back in there... yes... but that is because we knew we wouldnt be in FL long enough to finish a lease and I would rather not break a lease... its bad on the credit.

Logic works better than assumptions.

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#214316 - 01/19/07 03:44 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Attn Lob Cocksnot...

Would you consider your choice to return to posting at XPT as a step forward in your "new you" or A return to the bi- sexual punishment that you sooo seemingly enjoyed back in the day (like what..90 days ago?)
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#214317 - 01/19/07 04:53 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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Attn Lob Cocksnot...

Would you consider your choice to return to posting at XPT as a step forward in your "new you" or A return to the bi- sexual punishment that you sooo seemingly enjoyed back in the day (like what..90 days ago?)




Seriously man, stuff like that is tired and worn out. So i said some stupid shit that i thought was funny when i was wasted almost a year ago... QQ a little more.

My return to XPT is cause

1. i like some of the people who post here, and i do find some of the conversation interesting

2. Making amends for my past behaviour when i was fucked up.

3. Chickenmaster asked me to months ago. I told him i would when i was ready.

Honestly though, all the attempts to throw negativity my way have no effect anymore, you aren't going to see any Longshot/Cassandra type wars anymore... you aren't going to goad me into such diatribes. I am a positive person, and i see the positive points of your criticisms that you may not even see. Yes I acted like an asshat and a douchebag, I admit it, but i am past it.
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#214318 - 01/19/07 05:06 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Quote:

Quote:

Attn Lob Cocksnot...

Would you consider your choice to return to posting at XPT as a step forward in your "new you" or A return to the bi- sexual punishment that you sooo seemingly enjoyed back in the day (like what..90 days ago?)




Seriously man, stuff like that is tired and worn out. So i said some stupid shit that i thought was funny when i was wasted almost a year ago... QQ a little more.

My return to XPT is cause

1. i like some of the people who post here, and i do find some of the conversation interesting

2. Making amends for my past behaviour when i was fucked up.

3. Chickenmaster asked me to months ago. I told him i would when i was ready.

Honestly though, all the attempts to throw negativity my way have no effect anymore, you aren't going to see any Longshot/Cassandra type wars anymore... you aren't going to goad me into such diatribes. I am a positive person, and i see the positive points of your criticisms that you may not even see. Yes I acted like an asshat and a douchebag, I admit it, but i am past it.




Fair enough Rob...Good answer..seriously.
To be honest..I'm gonna hang on Stewys side though..
I think you're a fucken flawed individual..you brought it hard for the person you were..but you make a good point for the person you are...the fact that you brought Chicky into it is totally laughable..
The sooner you get pics up here of the old ladies new tits will only garner you favorable points..
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#214319 - 01/19/07 05:15 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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LOL, i will get her pics up soon... they are 10 days only so they aren't quite ready for primetime. They take a couple weeks to settle especially when placed under the muscle. But the stitches are out and I have been helping her massage them nicely. They do look great on her, as soon as she feels comfortable enough that they have settled i will snap some shots of em.
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#214320 - 01/19/07 05:34 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
c62 Offline
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:

Honestly though, all the attempts to throw negativity my way have no effect anymore, you aren't going to see any Longshot/Cassandra type wars anymore...




Honestly dude, your entire existence in life was for nothing except watching Cassandra kick you in the teeth. Repeatedly. How are you going to earn your keep, now that you're not going to have "wars".

Quote:


you aren't going to goad me into such diatribes. I am a positive person, and i see the positive points of your criticisms that you may not even see. Yes I acted like an asshat and a douchebag, I admit it, but i am past it.


I'm a positive person to. I'm positive this new shtick will suck unless Cassandra starts hammering you again. I'm positive Keiko finally has bigger tits than you. I'm positive you're still on welfare. See? I'm a positive guy too.
(C62)->
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#214321 - 01/19/07 05:40 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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Registered: 01/16/07
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Quote:

Quote:

Honestly though, all the attempts to throw negativity my way have no effect anymore, you aren't going to see any Longshot/Cassandra type wars anymore...




Honestly dude, your entire existence in life was for nothing except watching Cassandra kick you in the teeth. Repeatedly. How are you going to earn your keep, now that you're not going to have "wars".

Quote:


you aren't going to goad me into such diatribes. I am a positive person, and i see the positive points of your criticisms that you may not even see. Yes I acted like an asshat and a douchebag, I admit it, but i am past it.


I'm a positive person to. I'm positive this new shtick will suck unless Cassandra starts hammering you again. I'm positive Keiko finally has bigger tits than you. I'm positive you're still on welfare. See? I'm a positive guy too.
(C62)->




Its true, her tits are huge... but no, its no shtick, i'm evened out, no more faux right-wingism, no more satanic guy, no more asshole.
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#214322 - 01/19/07 05:40 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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LOL, i will get her pics up soon... they are 10 days only so they aren't quite ready for primetime. They take a couple weeks to settle especially when placed under the muscle. But the stitches are out and I have been helping her massage them nicely. They do look great on her, as soon as she feels comfortable enough that they have settled i will snap some shots of em.




Thats cool Rob...
Forget for a few minutes the 25k you spent on the bolt ons..

Posting at XPT...
A step forward for a "renaissance" man like yourself..
Or a triple lindy back flip into the cess pool that brought you the (taken as fucken loosely as "taken as fucken loosely"gets) the 25k that paid for said bolt ons?

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#214323 - 01/19/07 05:44 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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Bolt-ons don't cost $25K.
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#214324 - 01/19/07 05:47 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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Quote:

Bolt-ons don't cost $25K.




[burn]You got sold short doll..[/burn]













(longshot would get sold 25k)
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#214325 - 01/19/07 05:48 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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Posts: 9113
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Quote:

Bolt-ons don't cost $25K.




Sure they do, $25K Canadian.

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#214326 - 01/19/07 05:51 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
c62 Offline
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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Its true, her tits are huge... but no, its no shtick, i'm evened out, no more faux right-wingism, no more satanic guy, no more asshole.


Your "faux right-wingism" shtick was the act that hit the bottom of the barrel. Speaking of "bottom of the barrel", I'm glad keiko has recovered nicely, how much hair did the surgeon have to shave off her chest prior to surgery? And was he surprised when he found out Keiko was really a man?
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#214327 - 01/19/07 05:51 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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Quote:

Quote:

LOL, i will get her pics up soon... they are 10 days only so they aren't quite ready for primetime. They take a couple weeks to settle especially when placed under the muscle. But the stitches are out and I have been helping her massage them nicely. They do look great on her, as soon as she feels comfortable enough that they have settled i will snap some shots of em.




Thats cool Rob...
Forget for a few minutes the 25k you spent on the bolt ons..

Posting at XPT...
A step forward for a "renaissance" man like yourself..
Or a triple lindy back flip into the cess pool that brought you the (taken as fucken loosely as "taken as fucken loosely"gets) the 25k that paid for said bolt ons?






I like the cess pool.

Im a pervert, a sex addict, and I have a lvoe for the porn industry that will never be snuffed.... it was all I wanted to do since i was, like, 14.

And no, they didn't cost 25k. they cost 8k.
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#214328 - 01/19/07 05:52 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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Quote:

Quote:

Its true, her tits are huge... but no, its no shtick, i'm evened out, no more faux right-wingism, no more satanic guy, no more asshole.


Your "faux right-wingism" shtick was the act that hit the bottom of the barrel. Speaking of "bottom of the barrel", I'm glad keiko has recovered nicely, how much hair did the surgeon have to shave off her chest prior to surgery? And was he surprised when he found out Keiko was really a man?




keiko never recovered, keiko died!

:P
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#214329 - 01/19/07 05:57 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Dear, I'm a chick. A chick who did porn, took care of friends with implants, and knows the cost of high end breast augmentation.

They do not cost $25K nor did anywhere on the board mention $25K.

Except you, dipshit.
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#214330 - 01/19/07 06:01 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
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keiko never recovered, keiko died!

:P


Why did she new boobs in the first place? Chuncky chicks usually have good sized tits(the down side is their pussy stink to high hell).
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#214331 - 01/19/07 06:05 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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you know with all this talk of girls looking aneorexic.. K was only a size 8 at her largest, the astist formerly known as K is a 2 now.
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#214332 - 01/19/07 06:07 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
gia jordan Offline
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An 8 at her largest? I recall something from her blog saying her pants were now in the double digits. That would be at least a 10.

Currently a size 2? Well, congrats. What's her height and weight?
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#214333 - 01/19/07 06:08 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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you know with all this talk of girls looking aneorexic.. K was only a size 8 at her largest, the astist formerly known as K is a 2 now.


Meth?
(Keiko diet)->

So, what are you going to do about her face anyway?
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#214334 - 01/19/07 06:13 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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shes 5'4 and she was 110 before the surgery 113 now... the boob weight is in there too though, i think thats 2-3bs. she was in the gym 4 days after the implants so she dropped off the weight gain from surgical fluid quick. (tumecent procedure, they fill her chest with a Saline/Lidocaine/epinephrine and betadine solution instead of general anesthesia. shes awake the whole time and walks out 15min later)
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#214335 - 01/19/07 06:16 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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Yeah, usually poor people chose local anesthesia.

As for 5'4" and 112ish being a size 2, that will fly for now. Or did you have time to look up size charts and bmi?
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#214336 - 01/19/07 06:17 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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Quote:

you know with all this talk of girls looking aneorexic.. K was only a size 8 at her largest, the astist formerly known as K is a 2 now.


Meth?
(Keiko diet)->






shes on the same diet i am. Caloric Restriction.

http://www.longevitymeme.org/topics/calorie_restriction.cfm
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#214337 - 01/19/07 06:19 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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Only a fat ass would consider that restricting. It's otherwise known as the eating healthy/no shit, sherlock diet.
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#214338 - 01/19/07 06:20 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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Yeah, usually poor people chose local anesthesia.

As for 5'4" and 112ish being a size 2, that will fly for now. Or did you have time to look up size charts and bmi?




that would be awful fast sweetie. those are her sizes, shes shhoting for about 102-105.

but yeah, i am anti-general anesthesia anyway. My ex's dad was an anesthesiologist and used to hate giving it, it accounted for 99% of his malpractice suits.
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#214339 - 01/19/07 06:20 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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Dear, I'm a chick. A chick who did porn, took care of friends with implants, and knows the cost of high end breast augmentation.

They do not cost $25K nor did anywhere on the board mention $25K.

Except you, dipshit.




lol

I'm East Coast doll...H2C called it...the Montreal/Albany price is high 20's...For the good stuff anyways.. lol

Gia..did the stretch hummer you reserved roll your "friends" to Tijuana? lol
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#214340 - 01/19/07 06:22 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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I would never ride in such faggotry nor go to Tiajuana.
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#214341 - 01/19/07 06:23 PM Re: Mary Carey Fucked Up In Public...Again
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Only a fat ass would consider that restricting. It's otherwise known as the eating healthy/no shit, sherlock diet.




yes, but most people DO consider it restricing, most of america's diet is High fat, high calorie and full of artificial ingredients.

but we have restricted further for loss then will switch to a normal restriction for maintenance. Like i say i am at about 900-1100kcal a day and she is at 800-1000kcal. Add to that the 5 miles of jogging a day and weight training. and she is doing yoga.
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