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#214228 - 01/12/07 11:50 AM Why I’m glad I’m not at the AEE
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
It may seem all glamorous and exciting, but overall, the AEE just isn’t all what it’s cranked up to be unless you’re on speed and going to all the right parties. It’s a circus of phoniness filled with fan-boys, parasites and industry cretins. Sure, there’s a lot of t & a to be seen, and it’s no doubt fun to mingle with the cool whores and playas in the biz, but they’re few and far between. Trust me, you don’t want to really know what most of these whores are really like underneath the glitz and goo. Most are scheming materialistic, emotionally damaged girls looking for the attention they never got from their parents and this ain’t breaking news. I used to defend them, but getting jaded is inevitable trust me. It's depressing either way. I used to wholeheartedly love porn, but I was blind to reality behind the curtain. Once you cross the line from civilian to insider there's no going back. All illusions and fantasies will be quickly dispelled. Honestly, I don’t blame the whores, it’s a fucked up world of broken marriages, child abuse and domestic violence. People are blowing themselves up or are gettting blown up and I’m not talking about oral sex and inflatable dolls. The ozone is disappearing, the planet is overpopulated and someday people will be eating soilent green if they survive the purges, famines and plagues. There’s no future, live for today, so hoes say show me the money because who wants to work at Mickey D's if Paris Hilton & Justin Timberlake are your heroes. Mainstream Hollywood is even more soul-less and most celebs are egomanical scumbags. Actors can be assholes, just ask Bukowski. Don’t get me wrong, I’m slightly glad to get paid as paltry as it is to review the product & I’ll probably go next year if I can get my act together and the world is still here. Lol.
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#214229 - 01/12/07 01:40 PM Re: Why I’m glad I’m not at the AEE
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
sounds like a bit of sour grapes to me.
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#214230 - 01/12/07 02:34 PM Re: Why I’m glad I’m not at the AEE
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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sounds like a bit of sour grapes to me.





You missed the point, the whole industry is full of shit. Make no mistake. I can get into the convention, awards and the parties, but it's the last place I'd like to be right now. I have my peeps I respect and whores I'm down with. True, I may be bitter and I'll probably be there next year, but let's get real almost everybody there is a fake. Just sayin'...
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#214231 - 01/12/07 02:37 PM Re: Why I’m glad I’m not at the AEE
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
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Eh, fair enough.
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#214232 - 01/12/07 02:51 PM Re: Why I’m glad I’m not at the AEE
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Quote:

Eh, fair enough.




Honestly, the deeper you get into this shit the less it glitters.



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#214233 - 01/12/07 03:30 PM Re: Why I’m glad I’m not at the AEE
Big Calm Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
SMut, what's the signs.


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#214234 - 01/12/07 03:32 PM Re: Why I’m glad I’m not at the AEE
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
You're edging into Patrick Riley territory, smutmutent. And it is a good thing. Very good.
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#214235 - 01/13/07 09:00 PM Re: Why I’m glad I’m not at the AEE
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Quote:

You're edging into Patrick Riley territory, smutmutent. And it is a good thing. Very good.




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#214236 - 01/14/07 08:59 AM Re: glad I’m not at the AEE...RIGHT ON!
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

It may seem all glamorous and exciting, but overall, the AEE just isn’t all what it’s cranked up to be unless you’re on speed and going to all the right parties. It’s a circus of phoniness filled with fan-boys, parasites and industry cretins. Sure, there’s a lot of t & a to be seen, and it’s no doubt fun to mingle with the cool whores and playas in the biz, but they’re few and far between. Trust me, you don’t want to really know what most of these whores are really like underneath the glitz and goo. Most are scheming materialistic, emotionally damaged girls looking for the attention they never got from their parents and this ain’t breaking news. I used to defend them, but getting jaded is inevitable trust me. It's depressing either way. I used to wholeheartedly love porn, but I was blind to reality behind the curtain. Once you cross the line from civilian to insider there's no going back. All illusions and fantasies will be quickly dispelled.





+1 Fuckin' A Right on target Smutanico!

Trust me Moronboy, Smut is actually being KIND in his rant/statement. Porn is actually the last, sole refuge of all sociopathic, narcissitic people who are too LAZY and stupid to be cutting edge, energetic, creative criminals or scumbags in society at large. Totally, entirely parasitic...nothing is produced or added to the betterment of society, these people do not better themselves or others, they just exist, consume and cause collateral damage.
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#214237 - 01/14/07 09:09 AM Re: glad I’m not at the AEE...RIGHT ON!
palmolive Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 310
Loc: on the interstates of this gre...
Quote:

+1 Fuckin' A Right on target Smutanico!





why the desperate need to co-sign dabug??? You are really just a fanboy. why should we care what you think?

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#214238 - 01/14/07 09:20 AM Re: glad I’m not at the AEE...RIGHT ON!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Hey Palmo!! I'd prefer you went with a porn soap box like Ivory Snow!!





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#214239 - 01/14/07 09:32 AM Re: glad I’m not at the AEE...RIGHT ON!
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

+1 Fuckin' A Right on target Smutanico!





why the desperate need to co-sign dabug??? You are really just a fanboy. why should we care what you think?






"Why should we care what you think?"

Who gives a shit, why should I care if you think I am a fanboy?

I'd like to know who you really are, except your posts suck so bad in general, and if you are actually someone I know or have met in the past, I'd be kinda disappointed.

Join the Ghostshadow Fraternity of morons who have been trying to portray me as an actual fanboy by simply stating repeatedly that I am one...I have my faults, but that's not one of them.

Besides, If I truly EVER became infatuated with a porn chick to the point where I essentially became a "FANBOY", I can and would pay for a private(s)... Slaves/domesticated livestock like Kyoto/Ghostshadow would just stand in line until the lights went out and the show shutsdown....what you'd do, i have no clue but I doubt you have the means, your name and avatar clearly indicates you are a busboy/dishwasher by trade.

Unless you are the Female Talent I suspect is hiding behind this ID
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#214240 - 01/14/07 09:42 AM Re: glad I’m not at the AEE...RIGHT ON!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Careful, Da B' ...

Based on analysis of Palmo's attacks s/he might go all out and move quickly to the ultimate attack:

Imply that you are Gay!!

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#214241 - 01/14/07 10:01 AM Re: glad I’m not at the AEE...RIGHT ON!
palmolive Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 310
Loc: on the interstates of this gre...
Thanks for the reminder of your wealth dabug...I had forgotten about that. I didn't mean to upset you. I would just rather hear input from those that actually have experience in the industry, not wanna-be suga-daddies (is that better?) ...or Luke Ford tryta-bees.


/not a dishwasher but I do wash dishes.
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#214242 - 01/14/07 10:03 AM Re: glad I’m not at the AEE...RIGHT ON!
palmolive Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 310
Loc: on the interstates of this gre...
Quote:

Hey Palmo!! I'd prefer you went with a porn soap box like Ivory Snow!!





choke on some trans-fat Diabetes Boy!!!
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#214243 - 01/14/07 10:06 AM Re: glad I’m not at the AEE...RIGHT ON!
palmolive Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 310
Loc: on the interstates of this gre...
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Unless you are the Female Talent I suspect is hiding behind this ID






i am NOT Holly Randell so please stop PMing me!!!
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#214244 - 01/14/07 10:15 AM Re: glad I’m not at the AEE...RIGHT ON!
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

Unless you are the Female Talent I suspect is hiding behind this ID






i am NOT Holly Randell so please stop PMing me!!!




Oh now thats cold and cruel...I put a lot of thought into all those pervertedly prosaic missives, so that whether you are Holly Randall or even a sophisticated sociopathic slut like Hillarity Snott ( ) you cant but help to be Mooooved by them and want to meet me for Wine and stuffed Mushrooms in Malibu.

I will agree with you on one thing though, I did try to be like Luke and I must say, I cant do it. I just cant be like Luke....Force or No Force, Holly or no Holly, I'll never be Luke...NEVER.
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#214245 - 01/14/07 10:16 AM Re: glad I’m not at the AEE...RIGHT ON!
palmolive Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 310
Loc: on the interstates of this gre...
i really WAS looking forward to seeing you at AEE this year ya big lug
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#214246 - 01/14/07 10:19 AM Re: glad I’m not at the AEE...RIGHT ON!
palmolive Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 310
Loc: on the interstates of this gre...
ps. you KNOW i hate mushrooms silly!
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#214247 - 01/14/07 10:29 AM Re: glad I’m not at the AEE...RIGHT ON!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

Hey Palmo!! I'd prefer you went with a porn soap box like Ivory Snow!!





choke on some trans-fat Diabetes Boy!!!




While trans-fat may cause heart disease, it would be very difficult to choke on since I chew my food quite thoroughly.

And, the chance of either heart disease or diabetes is very unlikely due to my family history. My older relatives have been blessed with great girth and long lives.

But I understand your anger. You've been hurt!! I know you got sold by your "parents" for being "overweight".



Not much fun at Phoenix Brands, huh?

SOURCE

< Poor Palmolive Laundry Detergent!!!

Wait ... I'll get you some Kleenex!!
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#214248 - 01/14/07 11:02 AM Re: glad I’m not at the AEE...RIGHT ON!
palmolive Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 310
Loc: on the interstates of this gre...
it actually means "Palm Olive" which is what Dabug and i called our lil pills cuz they were green and we would wash them down with vodka... and we were seldom "stirred" but often "shaken" ...but thats another story.
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#214249 - 01/14/07 11:51 AM Re: glad I’m not at the AEE...RIGHT ON!
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
+1 with Smutmania

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#214250 - 01/14/07 12:21 PM Re: glad I’m not at the AEE...RIGHT ON!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

+1 with Smutmania




Gen: You're actually going try to get me to believe that you would pass on spending a weekend with bad-surgery mannequins, meth/heroin skeletons, 25 year olds who look 40, women who are uglier than trannies and the strange oddities that stalk them, worship them and reward/reinforce their destructive abhorrent lifestyles?!?!?

You would deny yourself the universal displays of bad make-up, the unending parade of fashion disasters and the undeniable ambiance of undiluted white trash??

I cannot imagine WHY!



On PornLaw's webcast Vanessa Blue said that 1/4 of the booths were empty and "the girls are 35% uglier than last year".
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#214251 - 01/14/07 04:52 PM Re: glad I’m not at the AEE...RIGHT ON!
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Well, not that I really give a fuck, but AVN just released the winners of this year's awards & I figure I might as well beat everybody on XPT to the punch & comment. Overall, not surprisingly, many of the the predictable suspects and usual companies won, but on a positive note JM & Ashley Blue got Most Outrageous Sex Scene for Girlvert 11. Doubtfully taking a cue from my awards published in Fox, Jim Powers got director of the year & Smut's whore of the year Hillary Scott deservedly won Best actress & Female performer of the year after getting ganked last year by that nobody Brit with the bad teeth.
Outrageously, Neu Wave Hookers received an award for Best All Sex Video. It was a rare tie, mind you. A sympathy award?

Another joke was giving best Gonzo release to some feminist director I never heard of. Of course, it was a Vivid release.

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#214252 - 01/14/07 05:55 PM Re: glad I’m not at the AEE...RIGHT ON!
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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On PornLaw's webcast Vanessa Blue said that 1/4 of the booths were empty and "the girls are 35% uglier than last year".




She also called Christian XXX a "lil' bitch", said Jenna needed a burger king sandwich and revealed the horrible truth: Lesbian bukkake is indeed urine-porn.
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#214253 - 01/14/07 06:00 PM Re: glad I’m not at the AEE...RIGHT ON!
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Well, not that I really give a fuck, but AVN just released the winners of this year's awards & I figure I might as well beat everybody on XPT to the punch & comment. Overall, not surprisingly, many of the the predictable suspects and usual companies won, but on a positive note JM & Ashley Blue got Most Outrageous Sex Scene for Girlvert 11. Doubtfully taking a cue from my awards published in Fox, Jim Powers got director of the year & Smut's whore of the year Hillary Scott deservedly won Best actress & Female performer of the year after getting ganked last year by that nobody Brit with the bad teeth.
Outrageously, Neu Wave Hookers received an award for Best All Sex Video. It was a rare tie, mind you. A sympathy award?

Another joke was giving best Gonzo release to some feminist director I never heard of. Of course, it was a Vivid release.






Smut: you forgot to mention that Buck Angel won best tranny
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#214254 - 01/14/07 06:16 PM Re: glad I’m not at the AEE...RIGHT ON!
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
kurt won best supporting actor, for some vivid movie. he must be so pleased with himself!
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#214255 - 01/14/07 06:51 PM Re: glad I’m not at the AEE...RIGHT ON!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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kurt won best supporting actor, for some vivid movie. he must be so pleased with himself!




He blew enough AVN execs ...




Loopnode: Great "Blue" quote additions!!
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