From the Village Voice:
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Porn is a safe, healthy environment for me to act out my deepest sexual fantasies and not fear anyone judging me. It's very freeing. It's just nice to get respect for doing what you like instead of people saying you're a piece of shit."



(i) porn is not healthy or safe. Ask Tiana Lynn or Lara Roxx. You people trade the clap and gono like young boys trade baseball cards.

(ii) if your fantasies are so ultra-hot, why can't you just act them out in private with people you know, instead of Skirt Lockwood, who quite frankly would rather have Tyler Faith fucking him with a strapon? Your alt.porn spearhead Eon already admitted he only does porn for money, kind of like Jesus coming down and saying he was "just joshin'" about that salvation thing.

(iii) Lemme let you in on a secret: no one, and I mean no one has ever finished watching one of your scenes, breaking out their jizz sock, thinking, boy, I really respect Dana for allowing a random guy from the halfway house to sodomize her in her shithole.

Get a fucking clue and stop sounding so alt.pretentious. You're a whore. Or maybe I can put it in the thoughts of your alt.porn supergod, Gregory Dark:

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A) Men are powerless before the lure of female sexuality.
B) The whore lures men by promising unlimited sexual fulfillment.
C) As soon as she has lured a man and has begun to extract payment, the whore withholds as much sex as she can get away with.
D) The whore understands that the more she withholds, the greater her value.
E) All women are whores.