Well, the meth makes them shrivel up until they are nothing but two bags of silicone hanging off of a 14-year-old boy's body. And that isn't a good look for anyone.

I remember a stripper I used to know who had implants so oversized that she couldn't push her tits together in order to grip a dollar bill. And her meeth were so bad that watching her eat a sandwich was like watching someone feed a log (or Steve Buschemi) into a wood chipper - bread crumbs were flying everywhere. Plus, in addition to the usual emergency room visits, she had to go there once every other month because the pus from her rotting meeth would slide down the back of her throat and give her an infection.

Now, wasn't talking about tits more fun?