Steve McGarrett and Dan-o would beat the living shit out of both Sonny & Tubbs, and Stringfellow Hawk and whatever the Hell Ernest Borgnine was called on that show.



Distant also rans include Starsky & Hutch (ambiguously gay with that "glance" at the end of every show), Magnum PI & Higgy-Baby, Jim Rockford and his Dad, Robert Wagner & Suzanne Powers, and Cangley & Lasix.

But The Ventures vs. Jan Hammer is a toss-up.