I was watching a scary show about anti-Semitism on PBS last night, and they ran a lot of sicko news from Arab media with English subtitles. If you want to not be able to sleep tonight, watch some it if here:

http://memritv.org/Search.asp?ACT=S5&P1=80

Anyway, part of the show discussed the problems in Europe created by illegal immigration from the Arab world, and I got to thinking about how lucky we were that our immigrants are overwhelmingly from Mexico and NOT from the Middle East, and that we really shouldn't be complaining.

And then a lightbulb went off: Why doesn't Europe import Mexicans instead of Arabs? We don't want 'em, they don't want Arabs. Yeah, I know an ocean is harder to swim across than the Rio Grande, but think about it - Two birds with one stone!

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