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You can lose a lot of weight curled up in the fetal position in a hot closet and crying while listening to the sounds of your "soulmate" getting banged by your dealer all the while knowing you aren't going to get enough crank out of it to last you a weekend.


Speaking oh which, which porn whore was it who had a penchant for curling up in small places, and got stuck and died of suffocation or something? Kind of a reverse-claustrophobia.