it's called "chris streams allowed a sex-crime to happen while i was drunk on vodka and diet redbull and a european girl bled on a couch and i took credit for the directing".

i can't seem to find it.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits