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#213410 - 01/09/07 01:17 AM
So who would you hatefuck?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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I'm not particularly attracted to Pink. She's not even what most would consider a pretty girl. Even though she's married to that moto-x or whatever guy I'm not convinced she isn't a dyke. Nevertheless, I would relish the opportunity to hatefuck her. I'm not talking about rape you fucking degenerates, just a little aggressive sex with a girl (celeb) that underneath it all would love it. "Hatefuck" is probably too strong of a concept but I think it works for this proposition and it sounds provocative, so let's run with it. BellaDonna comes to mind as well as another example, but she is a porner so she's excluded. Now, I know you all have at least one chick on your hatefuck list so, have at it...
In a World Outside of Porn - Pink = hatefuck.
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#213411 - 01/09/07 01:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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I don't like to leave the ladies out so, Gen, Gia, or whoever, you are free to list anyone you would like to hatefuck as well. Guy/girl whatever.
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#213412 - 01/09/07 05:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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nicole ritchie, met her once and it's fortunate i didn't have a gun. if i lived where bornyo does, she'd be dead.
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#213413 - 01/09/07 05:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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tina brown too. chelsea clinton.
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#213414 - 01/09/07 06:03 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Lindsay Lohan. Fuck, I wanna do that freckled bitch!! The Bush Twins - with Cherish to Cali Marie "dirty" A2Ms - and send daddy and the media the fucking video. I'm actually a GREAT hate fuck (otherwise I'm too gentle). All that repressed anger at a world I cannot change or destroy. I'm best when I hate the brother/boyfriend/fiance/husband of the girl, and I like to play "don't come or you have to ...." and chose something she doesn't like to do or says she had not done/will not do [obviously she may be lying]. Gives me the best chance of knowing that she's coming for real. I had a bad reputation in college for fiancee's. Even my own friends would half-joke about not leaving them with me.
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#213415 - 01/09/07 06:09 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#213416 - 01/09/07 08:03 AM
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Porn Jesus
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she got a lot of money at mckinsey and they dicked me around for 5 months to pay me a lot less than she got and demanded i travel a lot. i retired. doesn't mean i can't hold grudges.
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#213419 - 01/09/07 09:51 AM
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Porn Jesus
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i want the bush whore with the prescription pad she can't use right. i could make use of it and a dea #.
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#213423 - 01/09/07 10:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
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i make it a point to never finish a dinner when i'm out. it freaks waiters out. "was everything to your satisfaction?"
"it was alright, compliments to the chef or line cook"
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#213428 - 01/09/07 12:45 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/26/05
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Did you hatefuck her later that evening?
Come to think of it I did bang her that night, but her breath didn't smell like vomit, which made it aesthetically pleasing, but somewhat negated the visceral underlying contempt for her.
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#213435 - 01/09/07 01:44 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
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Hate fucking Nancy Grace is a great idea, but I would also like to give her a good caning first and finish up with a and dirty A2M.
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#213436 - 01/09/07 01:56 PM
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Oh, anyway I digress....I'd hate fuck that mouthy bitch from "King of Queens", Leah Remini. She needs a load blown in her face and hair to put her in her place.
Good call, I'd like to hit her with an ax on that deviated septum of hers.
My choice, by the way, is Jennifer Aniston. She just keeps getting better lookin' with age, and I'm just angry at her for not having the good sense to fuck me yet.
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#213437 - 01/09/07 01:57 PM
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#213439 - 01/09/07 02:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
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i've never heard anything remotely disparaging about jenny. i think she's incredibly-pretty. i could hatefuck jolie, not her.
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#213443 - 01/09/07 02:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
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awful actress. my favorite awful movie stars her. igby goes down.
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#213447 - 01/09/07 04:19 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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edited because i double posted like a retard, and middle aged formed b-grade singers turned reality tv judges with bad implants should not be posted twice.
Edited by Eddie Normous (01/09/07 04:21 PM)
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#213448 - 01/09/07 04:43 PM
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Human Garbage
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Courtney Love. This no talent hack drug out skank used her vagina to break up a legendary band.
P.S. James, good call about Chelsea. She was spawned from Hillary. Allegedly.
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#213449 - 01/09/07 04:48 PM
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#213451 - 01/09/07 05:49 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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angelina jolie. cept i want her to hatefuck me.
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#213452 - 01/09/07 05:56 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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angelina jolie. cept i want her to hatefuck me.
i don't understand jolie's appeal- she isn't heinous, but she's kinda masculine and looks way too much like voight to deserve the adulation she recieves:
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#213453 - 01/09/07 05:57 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
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Angelina Jolie has never appealed to me either.
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#213455 - 01/09/07 06:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
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angie was born a man.
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#213456 - 01/09/07 06:04 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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brad traded down, aniston's big greek ass does it for me.
yo monstar, you ever manage to steal some underwear when you were on the friends set?
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#213457 - 01/09/07 06:11 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
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I honestly cannot think of any celebrity I would like to "hatefuck." Mind is completely blank.
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#213458 - 01/09/07 06:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I want Kirsten Dunst and Maggie Gyllenhaal to have a cat fight over me and then I have to "punish" them both!! But, I'm off topic ....
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