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#213410 - 01/09/07 01:17 AM So who would you hatefuck?
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	I'm not particularly attracted to Pink. She's not even what most would consider a pretty girl. Even though she's married to that moto-x or whatever guy I'm not convinced she isn't a dyke. Nevertheless, I would relish the opportunity to hatefuck her. I'm not talking about rape you fucking degenerates, just a little aggressive sex with a girl (celeb) that underneath it all would love it. "Hatefuck" is probably too strong of a concept but I think it works for this proposition and it sounds provocative, so let's run with it. BellaDonna comes to mind as well as another example, but she is a porner so she's excluded. Now, I know you all have at least one chick on your hatefuck list so, have at it... In a World Outside of Porn - Pink = hatefuck. Attachments 204489-am22.JPG (10 downloads) _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#213411 - 01/09/07 01:27 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	I don't like to leave the ladies out so, Gen, Gia, or whoever, you are free to list anyone you would like to hatefuck as well. Guy/girl whatever. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#213412 - 01/09/07 05:39 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	nicole ritchie, met her once and it's fortunate i didn't have a gun. if i lived where bornyo does, she'd be dead. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#213413 - 01/09/07 05:40 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	tina brown too. chelsea clinton. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#213414 - 01/09/07 06:03 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Lindsay Lohan. Fuck, I wanna do that freckled bitch!! The Bush Twins - with Cherish to Cali Marie "dirty" A2Ms - and send daddy and the media the fucking video. I'm actually a GREAT hate fuck (otherwise I'm too gentle). All that repressed anger at a world I cannot change or destroy. I'm best when I hate the brother/boyfriend/fiance/husband of the girl, and I like to play "don't come or you have to ...." and chose something she doesn't like to do or says she had not done/will not do [obviously she may be lying]. Gives me the best chance of knowing that she's coming for real. I had a bad reputation in college for fiancee's. Even my own friends would half-joke about not leaving them with me. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#213415 - 01/09/07 06:09 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: chelsea clinton. You have no taste, sir! I fear you might stick your dick in a camel!! You want to do a Clinton administration "princess" take any of the Gore girls. [Kareena & I in lousy non-hate fuck] Attachments 204516-Karenna Gore Schiff.jpg (6 downloads) _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#213416 - 01/09/07 08:03 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	she got a lot of money at mckinsey and they dicked me around for 5 months to pay me a lot less than she got and demanded i travel a lot. i retired. doesn't mean i can't hold grudges. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#213417 - 01/09/07 08:19 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
ivorenginedriver Porn Fucking Master Registered: 09/19/05 Posts: 3576 Loc: Baltimore, MD	I would like to hate fuck the Bush twins, and give them each dirty A2M's from the other twin's mouth, and finish each up with a
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#213418 - 01/09/07 09:41 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: I would like to hate fuck the Bush twins, and give them each dirty A2M's from the other twin's mouth, and finish each up with a I said it first so I got "dibs"!!! I'm afraid of adding the Donkey Punch. The Secret Service might not understand and break in before I cum. I would also like to add Ceara Lynch to my list. Wasting food is just plain evil!!! [image]http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/uploads/204584-footspread13.jpg [/image] ADDED: OK. WTF am I doing wrong? Attachments 204584-footspread13.jpg (17 downloads) _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#213419 - 01/09/07 09:51 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	i want the bush whore with the prescription pad she can't use right. i could make use of it and a dea #. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#213420 - 01/09/07 10:00 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: i want the bush whore with the prescription pad she can't use right. Missed that. Was one or both running around trying to get phony scripts?? BTW, I'm cleaning my apartment and found 29 Tylenols with Codeine I got for a knee surgery in 1989. Only took 1 - pain doesn't bother me much. Too bad I didn't think of trading them for a hummer when they were still good. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#213421 - 01/09/07 10:10 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
It Was Fun aka Gen Padova Porn Jesus Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 4517	Pink looks drastically better with long hair. I used to wanna hatefuck Britney but that's more so a given to nearly everyone. Same with C. Aguilera... Beyonce is another, she looks like she could suck dick well but only if she was forced to by another woman. And then Jewel... she always shows one side of her personality and that's the sweet one, I wanna see her angry!!!
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#213422 - 01/09/07 10:35 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: Wasting food is just plain evil!!! Wasting food is the bomb! Finishing your plate is so 1930s. Anyway, I wanna hatefuck Dita Von Tease. She's got time for me since her sexy ass is divorcing Marilyn Manson. Dita is breath taking, but I'm not into her always in character 24/7 classy vintage look. I need to hatefuck her wicked hard then make her wear sweatpants. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#213423 - 01/09/07 10:39 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	i make it a point to never finish a dinner when i'm out. it freaks waiters out. "was everything to your satisfaction?" "it was alright, compliments to the chef or line cook" _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#213424 - 01/09/07 10:46 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Quote: Wasting food is just plain evil!!! Wasting food is the bomb! Finishing your plate is so 1930s. Thus a possible factor in our respective sizes ... Don't ruin my hate!! I need it to pound the kid!! _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#213425 - 01/09/07 12:08 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Al Snow w/ Head Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 10/26/05 Posts: 319 Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown	I outed an ex-girlfriend on her eating disorder at a restaurant once when she didn't finish her dinner. I told her "Why not eat it all, save them the trouble of tossing it in the disposal when half of its just going to be puked in their toilet in about five minutes?". She started crying hysterically. Her father was pissed and her mother just looked at me in shock, but with a tinge of respect.
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#213426 - 01/09/07 12:13 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	Quote: I outed an ex-girlfriend on her eating disorder at a restaurant once when she didn't finish her dinner. I told her "Why not eat it all, save them the trouble of tossing it in the disposal when half of its just going to be puked in their toilet in about five minutes?". She started crying hysterically. Her father was pissed and her mother just looked at me in shock, but with a tinge of respect. Did you hatefuck her later that evening? _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#213427 - 01/09/07 12:40 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Quote: nicole ritchie, met her once and it's fortunate i didn't have a gun. if i lived where bornyo does, she'd be dead. Quote: Lindsay Lohan. Fuck, I wanna do that freckled bitch!! Two very good choices: I personally would go for someone who wouldn't see it coming; Sarah Michelle Gellar would be my first choice. Then I'd probably go for someone like Christina Ricci or Nelly Furtado. _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#213428 - 01/09/07 12:45 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Al Snow w/ Head Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 10/26/05 Posts: 319 Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown	Quote: Did you hatefuck her later that evening? Come to think of it I did bang her that night, but her breath didn't smell like vomit, which made it aesthetically pleasing, but somewhat negated the visceral underlying contempt for her.
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#213429 - 01/09/07 12:49 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Al Snow w/ Head Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 10/26/05 Posts: 319 Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown	Oh, anyway I digress....I'd hate fuck that mouthy bitch from "King of Queens", Leah Remini. She needs a load blown in her face and hair to put her in her place.
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#213430 - 01/09/07 12:58 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	How could I forget? Nacy Grace. Attachments 204714-grace.nancy.jpg (4 downloads) _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#213431 - 01/09/07 01:02 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: How could I forget? Nancy Grace. I like to see her gang-raped, but I'll just watch. < thought of touching her at all _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#213432 - 01/09/07 01:16 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	I'd hit Carly Fiorina, formerly of HP.
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#213433 - 01/09/07 01:18 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: I'd hit Carly Fiorina, formerly of HP. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#213434 - 01/09/07 01:32 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
It Was Fun aka Gen Padova Porn Jesus Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 4517	Only wasting nasty tasting food is a good thing. But restaurants put way too much food on your plate no matter where you go that it over kills the good key to any diet: moderation.
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#213435 - 01/09/07 01:44 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
ivorenginedriver Porn Fucking Master Registered: 09/19/05 Posts: 3576 Loc: Baltimore, MD	Hate fucking Nancy Grace is a great idea, but I would also like to give her a good caning first and finish up with a and dirty A2M.
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#213436 - 01/09/07 01:56 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	Quote: Oh, anyway I digress....I'd hate fuck that mouthy bitch from "King of Queens", Leah Remini. She needs a load blown in her face and hair to put her in her place. Good call, I'd like to hit her with an ax on that deviated septum of hers. My choice, by the way, is Jennifer Aniston. She just keeps getting better lookin' with age, and I'm just angry at her for not having the good sense to fuck me yet.
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#213437 - 01/09/07 01:57 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
It Was Fun aka Gen Padova Porn Jesus Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 4517	+1 on Aniston
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#213438 - 01/09/07 02:10 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	I would LOVE to do Aniston. But, I couldn't "hate fuck" her. Attachments 204741-Jennifer Aniston - Celebs.Paparazzi.Exposed.2006.jpg (5 downloads) _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#213439 - 01/09/07 02:13 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	i've never heard anything remotely disparaging about jenny. i think she's incredibly-pretty. i could hatefuck jolie, not her. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#213440 - 01/09/07 02:18 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
It Was Fun aka Gen Padova Porn Jesus Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 4517	but hate fucking feels best. We wouldn't want Jenny to feel anything better than what's best.
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#213441 - 01/09/07 02:24 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Quote: I would LOVE to do Aniston. But, I couldn't "hate fuck" her. More importantly, how do you feel about that candy bar? _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#213442 - 01/09/07 02:24 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
windsock Demon Spawn Registered: 08/25/06 Posts: 3018	I am really attracted to Pink. I've al;ways crushed hard on tomboy types. Of course shes a lesbian, but she's salty and earthy and sensual and spirited and real cute. I wouldn't hatescrew her though because I'd be too afraid. I doubt she has that internal woman mechanism that causes her to go into supine and submit mode. She'd kill yoo/. Penelope Spheeris cast her as Janis Joplin in a forthcoming biomovie. Pretty on the nose casting whether she can sing the blues or not. I'd like to hate Claire Danes with sex. Wouldn't you? _________________________ "you aint felt fear till you felt a sista question you on things you dont wanna be questioned on."---GUAPO
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#213443 - 01/09/07 02:25 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	awful actress. my favorite awful movie stars her. igby goes down. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#213444 - 01/09/07 02:29 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: More importantly, how do you feel about that candy bar? I'm a cake [read twinkies] and Cap'n Crunch junkie. But, I've done my best to be "clean" for over a year. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#213445 - 01/09/07 02:35 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: but hate fucking feels best. We wouldn't want Jenny to feel anything better than what's best. You are SO RIGHT about "hate fucking". Reason #71,897 of why I don't do well in relationships: No matter how much they deserve "the best", I'm lame and can't do it unless I actually hate her or her "man". [Self-hate not applicable]. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#213446 - 01/09/07 04:18 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Eddie Normous Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 12/09/05 Posts: 1291	for whatever reason: Attachments 204785-paula_abdul.jpg (5 downloads)
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#213447 - 01/09/07 04:19 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Eddie Normous Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 12/09/05 Posts: 1291	edited because i double posted like a retard, and middle aged formed b-grade singers turned reality tv judges with bad implants should not be posted twice. Edited by Eddie Normous (01/09/07 04:21 PM)
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#213448 - 01/09/07 04:43 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	Courtney Love. This no talent hack drug out skank used her vagina to break up a legendary band. P.S. James, good call about Chelsea. She was spawned from Hillary. Allegedly. _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Post deleted by Cleetus VanDamme _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#213450 - 01/09/07 05:45 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
if you see kay Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 10/20/04 Posts: 46	Isn't anyone going to say ADT Steph?
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#213451 - 01/09/07 05:49 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	angelina jolie. cept i want her to hatefuck me. _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#213452 - 01/09/07 05:56 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Eddie Normous Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 12/09/05 Posts: 1291	Quote: angelina jolie. cept i want her to hatefuck me. i don't understand jolie's appeal- she isn't heinous, but she's kinda masculine and looks way too much like voight to deserve the adulation she recieves: Attachments 204804-angelina-voight.jpg (6 downloads)
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#213453 - 01/09/07 05:57 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
ivorenginedriver Porn Fucking Master Registered: 09/19/05 Posts: 3576 Loc: Baltimore, MD	Angelina Jolie has never appealed to me either.
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#213454 - 01/09/07 06:02 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	sandra collins. i want to give her nick warren's 20k stack of vinyl(he could never spin, but had the best collection of shit ever) _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#213455 - 01/09/07 06:02 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	angie was born a man. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#213456 - 01/09/07 06:04 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Eddie Normous Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 12/09/05 Posts: 1291	brad traded down, aniston's big greek ass does it for me. yo monstar, you ever manage to steal some underwear when you were on the friends set?
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#213457 - 01/09/07 06:11 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
MoronBoy Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/30/06 Posts: 1712 Loc: at the end of the longest line	I honestly cannot think of any celebrity I would like to "hatefuck." Mind is completely blank. _________________________ Twitter.com/degraderzim
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#213458 - 01/09/07 06:11 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	I want Kirsten Dunst and Maggie Gyllenhaal to have a cat fight over me and then I have to "punish" them both!! But, I'm off topic .... _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#213459 - 01/09/07 06:31 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
It Was Fun aka Gen Padova Porn Jesus Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 4517	Angelina's lips annoy me, they're bigger than her anorexic looking arms. Maybe I'd hatefuck her with a baseball bat just so that I can say I did.
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