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#213410 - 01/09/07 01:17 AM So who would you hatefuck?
k1ng Offline
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I'm not particularly attracted to Pink. She's not even what most would consider a pretty girl. Even though she's married to that moto-x or whatever guy I'm not convinced she isn't a dyke. Nevertheless, I would relish the opportunity to hatefuck her. I'm not talking about rape you fucking degenerates, just a little aggressive sex with a girl (celeb) that underneath it all would love it. "Hatefuck" is probably too strong of a concept but I think it works for this proposition and it sounds provocative, so let's run with it. BellaDonna comes to mind as well as another example, but she is a porner so she's excluded. Now, I know you all have at least one chick on your hatefuck list so, have at it...

In a World Outside of Porn - Pink = hatefuck.



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#213411 - 01/09/07 01:27 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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I don't like to leave the ladies out so, Gen, Gia, or whoever, you are free to list anyone you would like to hatefuck as well. Guy/girl whatever.
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#213412 - 01/09/07 05:39 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
jamesn Offline
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nicole ritchie, met her once and it's fortunate i didn't have a gun. if i lived where bornyo does, she'd be dead.
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#213413 - 01/09/07 05:40 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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tina brown too. chelsea clinton.
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#213414 - 01/09/07 06:03 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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Lindsay Lohan. Fuck, I wanna do that freckled bitch!!



The Bush Twins - with Cherish to Cali Marie "dirty" A2Ms - and send daddy and the media the fucking video.



I'm actually a GREAT hate fuck (otherwise I'm too gentle). All that repressed anger at a world I cannot change or destroy.



I'm best when I hate the brother/boyfriend/fiance/husband of the girl, and I like to play "don't come or you have to ...." and chose something she doesn't like to do or says she had not done/will not do [obviously she may be lying]. Gives me the best chance of knowing that she's coming for real.



I had a bad reputation in college for fiancee's. Even my own friends would half-joke about not leaving them with me.

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#213415 - 01/09/07 06:09 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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Quote:

chelsea clinton.






You have no taste, sir! I fear you might stick your dick in a camel!!

You want to do a Clinton administration "princess" take any of the Gore girls.





[Kareena & I in lousy non-hate fuck]


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#213416 - 01/09/07 08:03 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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she got a lot of money at mckinsey and they dicked me around for 5 months to pay me a lot less than she got and demanded i travel a lot. i retired. doesn't mean i can't hold grudges.
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#213417 - 01/09/07 08:19 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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I would like to hate fuck the Bush twins, and give them each dirty A2M's from the other twin's mouth, and finish each up with a

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#213418 - 01/09/07 09:41 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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I would like to hate fuck the Bush twins, and give them each dirty A2M's from the other twin's mouth, and finish each up with a




I said it first so I got "dibs"!!!

I'm afraid of adding the Donkey Punch. The Secret Service might not understand and break in before I cum.



I would also like to add Ceara Lynch to my list.

Wasting food is just plain evil!!!

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#213419 - 01/09/07 09:51 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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i want the bush whore with the prescription pad she can't use right. i could make use of it and a dea #.
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#213420 - 01/09/07 10:00 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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i want the bush whore with the prescription pad she can't use right.






Missed that. Was one or both running around trying to get phony scripts??


BTW, I'm cleaning my apartment and found 29 Tylenols with Codeine I got for a knee surgery in 1989. Only took 1 - pain doesn't bother me much.

Too bad I didn't think of trading them for a hummer when they were still good.

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#213421 - 01/09/07 10:10 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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Pink looks drastically better with long hair. I used to wanna hatefuck Britney but that's more so a given to nearly everyone. Same with C. Aguilera... Beyonce is another, she looks like she could suck dick well but only if she was forced to by another woman. And then Jewel... she always shows one side of her personality and that's the sweet one, I wanna see her angry!!!

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#213422 - 01/09/07 10:35 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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Wasting food is just plain evil!!!




Wasting food is the bomb! Finishing your plate is so 1930s.

Anyway, I wanna hatefuck Dita Von Tease. She's got time for me since her sexy ass is divorcing Marilyn Manson. Dita is breath taking, but I'm not into her always in character 24/7 classy vintage look. I need to hatefuck her wicked hard then make her wear sweatpants.
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#213423 - 01/09/07 10:39 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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i make it a point to never finish a dinner when i'm out. it freaks waiters out. "was everything to your satisfaction?"

"it was alright, compliments to the chef or line cook"
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#213424 - 01/09/07 10:46 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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Quote:

Quote:

Wasting food is just plain evil!!!


Wasting food is the bomb! Finishing your plate is so 1930s.




Thus a possible factor in our respective sizes ...


Don't ruin my hate!! I need it to pound the kid!!

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#213425 - 01/09/07 12:08 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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I outed an ex-girlfriend on her eating disorder at a restaurant once when she didn't finish her dinner. I told her "Why not eat it all, save them the trouble of tossing it in the disposal when half of its just going to be puked in their toilet in about five minutes?". She started crying hysterically. Her father was pissed and her mother just looked at me in shock, but with a tinge of respect.

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#213426 - 01/09/07 12:13 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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I outed an ex-girlfriend on her eating disorder at a restaurant once when she didn't finish her dinner. I told her "Why not eat it all, save them the trouble of tossing it in the disposal when half of its just going to be puked in their toilet in about five minutes?". She started crying hysterically. Her father was pissed and her mother just looked at me in shock, but with a tinge of respect.




Did you hatefuck her later that evening?
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#213427 - 01/09/07 12:40 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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nicole ritchie, met her once and it's fortunate i didn't have a gun. if i lived where bornyo does, she'd be dead.




Quote:

Lindsay Lohan. Fuck, I wanna do that freckled bitch!!




Two very good choices: I personally would go for someone who wouldn't see it coming; Sarah Michelle Gellar would be my first choice.
Then I'd probably go for someone like Christina Ricci or Nelly Furtado.
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#213428 - 01/09/07 12:45 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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Did you hatefuck her later that evening?




Come to think of it I did bang her that night, but her breath didn't smell like vomit, which made it aesthetically pleasing, but somewhat negated the visceral underlying contempt for her.

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#213429 - 01/09/07 12:49 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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Oh, anyway I digress....I'd hate fuck that mouthy bitch from "King of Queens", Leah Remini. She needs a load blown in her face and hair to put her in her place.

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#213430 - 01/09/07 12:58 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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How could I forget? Nacy Grace.




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#213431 - 01/09/07 01:02 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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How could I forget? Nancy Grace.




I like to see her gang-raped, but I'll just watch.

< thought of touching her at all
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#213432 - 01/09/07 01:16 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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I'd hit Carly Fiorina, formerly of HP.


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#213433 - 01/09/07 01:18 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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I'd hit Carly Fiorina, formerly of HP.





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#213434 - 01/09/07 01:32 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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Only wasting nasty tasting food is a good thing. But restaurants put way too much food on your plate no matter where you go that it over kills the good key to any diet: moderation.

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#213435 - 01/09/07 01:44 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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Hate fucking Nancy Grace is a great idea, but I would also like to give her a good caning first and finish up with a and dirty A2M.

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#213436 - 01/09/07 01:56 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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Oh, anyway I digress....I'd hate fuck that mouthy bitch from "King of Queens", Leah Remini. She needs a load blown in her face and hair to put her in her place.




Good call, I'd like to hit her with an ax on that deviated septum of hers.

My choice, by the way, is Jennifer Aniston. She just keeps getting better lookin' with age, and I'm just angry at her for not having the good sense to fuck me yet.


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#213437 - 01/09/07 01:57 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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+1 on Aniston

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#213438 - 01/09/07 02:10 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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I would LOVE to do Aniston. But, I couldn't "hate fuck" her.








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#213439 - 01/09/07 02:13 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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i've never heard anything remotely disparaging about jenny. i think she's incredibly-pretty. i could hatefuck jolie, not her.
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#213440 - 01/09/07 02:18 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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but hate fucking feels best. We wouldn't want Jenny to feel anything better than what's best.

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#213441 - 01/09/07 02:24 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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I would LOVE to do Aniston. But, I couldn't "hate fuck" her.











More importantly, how do you feel about that candy bar?
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#213442 - 01/09/07 02:24 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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I am really attracted to Pink. I've al;ways crushed hard on tomboy types. Of course shes a lesbian, but she's salty and earthy and sensual and spirited and real cute. I wouldn't hatescrew her though because I'd be too afraid. I doubt she has that internal woman mechanism that causes her to go into supine and submit mode. She'd kill yoo/. Penelope Spheeris cast her as Janis Joplin in a forthcoming biomovie. Pretty on the nose casting whether she can sing the blues or not.
I'd like to hate Claire Danes with sex. Wouldn't you?
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#213443 - 01/09/07 02:25 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
jamesn Offline
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awful actress. my favorite awful movie stars her. igby goes down.
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#213444 - 01/09/07 02:29 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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More importantly, how do you feel about that candy bar?




I'm a cake [read twinkies] and Cap'n Crunch junkie. But, I've done my best to be "clean" for over a year.
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#213445 - 01/09/07 02:35 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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but hate fucking feels best. We wouldn't want Jenny to feel anything better than what's best.




You are SO RIGHT about "hate fucking".


Reason #71,897 of why I don't do well in relationships:

No matter how much they deserve "the best", I'm lame and can't do it unless I actually hate her or her "man". [Self-hate not applicable].


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#213446 - 01/09/07 04:18 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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for whatever reason:


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#213447 - 01/09/07 04:19 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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edited because i double posted like a retard, and middle aged formed b-grade singers turned reality tv judges with bad implants should not be posted twice.



Edited by Eddie Normous (01/09/07 04:21 PM)

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#213448 - 01/09/07 04:43 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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Courtney Love. This no talent hack drug out skank used her vagina to break up a legendary band.

P.S. James, good call about Chelsea. She was spawned from Hillary. Allegedly.
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#213450 - 01/09/07 05:45 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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Isn't anyone going to say ADT Steph?

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#213451 - 01/09/07 05:49 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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angelina jolie. cept i want her to hatefuck me.
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#213452 - 01/09/07 05:56 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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angelina jolie. cept i want her to hatefuck me.




i don't understand jolie's appeal- she isn't heinous, but she's kinda masculine and looks way too much like voight to deserve the adulation she recieves:



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#213453 - 01/09/07 05:57 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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Angelina Jolie has never appealed to me either.

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#213454 - 01/09/07 06:02 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
jamesn Offline
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sandra collins. i want to give her nick warren's 20k stack of vinyl(he could never spin, but had the best collection of shit ever)
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#213455 - 01/09/07 06:02 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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angie was born a man.
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#213456 - 01/09/07 06:04 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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brad traded down, aniston's big greek ass does it for me.

yo monstar, you ever manage to steal some underwear when you were on the friends set?

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#213457 - 01/09/07 06:11 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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I honestly cannot think of any celebrity I would like to "hatefuck." Mind is completely blank.
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#213458 - 01/09/07 06:11 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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I want Kirsten Dunst and Maggie Gyllenhaal to have a cat fight over me and then I have to "punish" them both!!



But, I'm off topic ....

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#213459 - 01/09/07 06:31 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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Angelina's lips annoy me, they're bigger than her anorexic looking arms. Maybe I'd hatefuck her with a baseball bat just so that I can say I did.

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#213460 - 01/09/07 06:31 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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I honestly cannot think of any celebrity I would like to "hatefuck." Mind is completely blank.





Same here. I think there's something wrong with me.
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#213461 - 01/09/07 06:59 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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allison goldfrapp and kelli ali. allison's face is busted. i blame loop and his mac pro for the deception. i met her, she was incoherent and hanging all over a homo. george lucas made her attractive. kelli still did love in traffic and that lawler tune. i'd just hit her and ask her what happened.
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#213462 - 01/09/07 07:06 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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I actually have a pretty long list

Natalie Portman
Jessica Biel
Heidi Klum
Kelly Clarkson
that trashy slut from one of the real worlds Trishelle last name something italian
Lucy Liu
Connie Nielsen total milf
Scarlett Johansson
Jennifer Connelly
Rose McGowen
Kelly Ripa
Bryce Dallas Howard
Elle Mcpherson
Diane Lane
Giada Delaurentiis
Elizabeth Hurley
there are more but thats not necessary at this point
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#213463 - 01/09/07 07:07 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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alison goldfrapp, absolutly. good call
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#213464 - 01/09/07 07:09 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Gigi Offline
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trishelle canatella. you're welcome.
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#213465 - 01/09/07 07:11 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
jamesn Offline
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since i'm retiring soon from xpt, i've blown shit with four of those girls.
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#213466 - 01/09/07 07:13 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
k1ng Offline
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after some coke did they seem receptive to a hatefuck and which ones were they?
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#213467 - 01/09/07 07:13 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Abe Offline
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Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
welcome back G G
nice to have you back

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#213468 - 01/09/07 07:13 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

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3, i'm honest.
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#213469 - 01/09/07 07:43 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
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Mila Kunis, or at least the spoiled bitchy character she plays on "That 70's Show".
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#213470 - 01/09/07 08:00 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Mila Kunis, YESSSSsss!!!

Giada is MINE but I don't mind sharing! mwah ha aha ha!

Rose McGowan is a good pick

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#213471 - 01/09/07 08:01 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
chisulo Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/17/06
Posts: 88
gen padova. because im gay.

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#213472 - 01/09/07 08:02 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
I bet you have nice bitch tits.

Nothing wrong with being gay when you're a pussy.

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#213473 - 01/09/07 08:07 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
chisulo Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/17/06
Posts: 88
Quote:

I bet you have nice bitch tits.

Nothing wrong with being gay when you're a pussy.




that would hurt if you didnt look like thin george costanza. where did the bitch tits come from? look fatmans way if thats what you are into.

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#213474 - 01/09/07 08:12 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Abe Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
Quote:

angelina jolie. cept i want her to hatefuck me.



"Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman." Woody Allen

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#213475 - 01/09/07 08:19 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

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i have pecs. cassandra and gg have seen them. oprah, but i'd shoot her with a bren-ten.
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#213476 - 01/09/07 08:40 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

I bet you have nice bitch tits.

Nothing wrong with being gay when you're a pussy.




that would hurt if you didnt look like thin george costanza. where did the bitch tits come from? look fatmans way if thats what you are into.




Ummmmmmmmmmm. We've gone over this. Big Belly. No man tits. But, I am sure I am cuter than you.

What kind of a "fagget" asks a woman to fuck him in the ass?



Gen you forgot the most important thing!

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#213477 - 01/09/07 08:45 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
chisulo Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/17/06
Posts: 88
Quote:

But, I am sure I am cuter than you.




yes im sure you are.

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#213478 - 01/09/07 08:49 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

But, I am sure I am cuter than you.




yes im sure you are.




I'm not the one asking for "mansex"!

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#213479 - 01/09/07 08:49 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
unless you two are gonna hatefuck each other take it someplace else
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#213480 - 01/09/07 08:52 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
chisulo Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/17/06
Posts: 88
gen is the only man i could love.

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#213481 - 01/09/07 08:53 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Abe Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
"unless you two are gonna hatefuck each other take it someplace else "

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#213482 - 01/09/07 09:02 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
How romantic!

Anyways, I'd like to add Alyssa Milano without the man haircut though. And perhaps Kiera Knightly, gag factor her underbite straight.

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#213483 - 01/09/07 09:56 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Carla Gugino

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#213484 - 01/09/07 10:04 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
selma blair
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#213485 - 01/09/07 10:05 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Al Snow w/ Head Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/26/05
Posts: 319
Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown
I forgot Patricia Heaton, the cunt from the Raymond show. Another TV wife who needs a good ass fucking to shut her up. I don't even find her attractive.

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#213486 - 01/09/07 10:17 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
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foreign hatefucks Aishwarya Rai and Zhang Ziyi



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#213487 - 01/09/07 11:04 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
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'nuff said

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#213488 - 01/10/07 08:17 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
MEMBERS OF "THE TRIBE" WHO SHOULD ENJOY A HATE FUCK:
(alpha by 1st name - not to give preference)
(several mentioned previously)

Alicia Silverstone
Alyson Hannigan [American Pie] (mother)
Amanda Peet
Erin Daniels [The L Word] (born Erin Cohen)
Evan Rachel Wood
Gwenyth Paltrow (father)
Helen Hunt (father)
Jamie-Lynn Sigler
Jennifer Connelly (mother)
Julianna Margulies
Kate Hudson (mother)
Keri Russell [Felicity]
Lisa Kudrow
Maggie Gyllenhaal (mother)
Mia Kirshner [L Word]
Michelle Trachtenberg
Mila Kunis
Mili Avital (a bit obsure but gorgeous!)
Natalie Portman
Natasha Lyonne
Neve Campbell (mother)
Phoebe Cates
Rachel Weitz
Rosanna Arquette (mother)
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Sarah Silverman
Scarlet Johansson (mother)
Selma Blair (born Selma Blair Beitner)
Winona Ryder (born Winona Horowitz)

THE PERFECT BACKGROUND HATE FUCK MUSIC FOR THIS!!!!
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#213489 - 01/10/07 08:32 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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oaltrow's sweet. so is smg. i digress like sexycity the negress.
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#213490 - 01/10/07 08:35 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Rory and Lorelei Gilmore, at the same time, no doubt...



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#213491 - 01/10/07 09:33 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

i digress like sexycity the negress.




How dare you bring that name into this thread!!

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#213492 - 01/10/07 09:42 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Abe Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
jessica alba - too sweet by a half



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#213493 - 01/10/07 09:44 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
loopnode Offline
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Loc: The Children's Limbo




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#213494 - 01/10/07 09:51 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
hate fuck





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#213495 - 01/10/07 09:59 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Abe Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
Quote:





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#213496 - 01/10/07 10:06 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
205149-tranny_surprise_2x1.jpg
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#213497 - 01/10/07 11:00 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Big Calm Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
Quote:

hate fuck








Her IR scene in WOC #1 with G-fang was nutts....


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#213498 - 01/10/07 11:05 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Big Calm Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
I always wanted a 3 way with those thick chicks from the B-52's.






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#213499 - 01/11/07 02:20 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Calvin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
5 pages and noone has mentioned Ann Coulter yet?

Also, Paris Hilton, except for the whole non-wanting-to-contract-Herpes thing.
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#213500 - 01/11/07 04:56 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
TMonty Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
Quote:

jessica alba - too sweet by a half







Jessica Alba at the beach seems to be quite an event: Click 1 & Click 2


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#213501 - 01/11/07 04:58 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

5 pages and noone has mentioned Ann Coulter yet?

Also, Paris Hilton, except for the whole non-wanting-to-contract-Herpes thing.




Good call on Paris... I'd fuck this lazy-eyed bitch silly!



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#213502 - 01/11/07 05:16 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Nichole Ritchie, Paris Hilton, and Wendy Iwanow, the tattoo-covered ex pornette known as Bianca Trump, also aformer consort of the now-dead leader of Aryan Nations Richard Butler, get hated fucked because they have some physical attractiveness. Ann Coulter goes straight to my dungeon for caning, branding, upside down suspension and any other painful things in my perverted imagination.


Edited by ivorenginedriver (01/11/07 05:17 AM)

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#213503 - 01/11/07 05:40 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Alba deserves to get pounded for using a body double in "The Sleeping Dictionary"!!

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#213504 - 01/13/07 12:58 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Gretchen Mol. Great cans.



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#213505 - 01/13/07 05:57 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
Quote:

5 pages and noone has mentioned Ann Coulter yet?






ya want to at least enjoy the HateFuckâ„¢...Coulter would have to be throttled within 20 seconds and I aint no necrophile

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#213506 - 01/13/07 08:19 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
I'm puzzled as this thread has turned into "who I would like to fuck" as opposed to "who I would like to hatefuck."

Here's my choice:



Now, THAT'S a hate fuck!



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#213507 - 01/14/07 05:08 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Maybe we could do an Older Women/Younger Women lesbo thing with Laura and the twins, with 69 and among all parties and finish it off by bringing a bunch of guys to and all three of 'em.

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#213508 - 01/14/07 05:51 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
TMonty Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
A porn title with hatefuck potential...

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#213509 - 01/14/07 02:12 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
NitneLiun Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
Quote:

Maybe we could do an Older Women/Younger Women lesbo thing with Laura and the twins, with 69 and among all parties and finish it off by bringing a bunch of guys to and all three of 'em.




The Aristocrats!
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#213510 - 01/14/07 09:40 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
big moose Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 635
phyllis dietrichson



a bad person. if i could travel back in time and only punish the throat of one movie character, it would be this scheming bitch.

it should be noted, however, that every time i perform a fuck, it is a hatefuck, because i hate myself. the question is how much of the hate is displaced during the act.


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#213511 - 01/16/07 09:20 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
obcalif Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 05/15/06
Posts: 28
Nancy.


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#213512 - 01/16/07 09:28 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Nancy.





jus helpin a brotha out
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#213513 - 01/17/07 01:42 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
I would hate fuck Madelyn Albrecht yeah Love to see that chin bob on the knob
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#213514 - 01/17/07 02:11 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

I would hate fuck Madelyn Albrecht yeah Love to see that chin bob on the knob




WTF is Madelyn Albrecht??

You mean Madeline Albright?

You'd let your penis touch her and you have issue with Mia?

Man your penis has NO VALUE to you.

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#213515 - 01/17/07 02:48 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Abe Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
Well if I could borrow the penis of Darren James or Shane Diesel, I would point it squarely in this direction ...



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#213516 - 01/27/07 10:06 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
Sarah Silverman... not because i dislike her... but because i think that is the only type of fucking she would know what to do with

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#213517 - 01/27/07 10:41 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
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AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/14/05
Posts: 467
Loc: in a place where I can kill u ...
i would like to hate fuck rainbow bright
and peewee herman
and meg from the family guy

oh and all of the powerpuff girls

hillary duff
julia roberts

dave navaro
george bush
the governator

i want to sodomize them all in a very aggressive way
mwaaahahhahaha
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