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#213460 - 01/09/07 06:31 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
zenman Offline
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I honestly cannot think of any celebrity I would like to "hatefuck." Mind is completely blank.





Same here. I think there's something wrong with me.
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#213461 - 01/09/07 06:59 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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allison goldfrapp and kelli ali. allison's face is busted. i blame loop and his mac pro for the deception. i met her, she was incoherent and hanging all over a homo. george lucas made her attractive. kelli still did love in traffic and that lawler tune. i'd just hit her and ask her what happened.
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#213462 - 01/09/07 07:06 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
I actually have a pretty long list

Natalie Portman
Jessica Biel
Heidi Klum
Kelly Clarkson
that trashy slut from one of the real worlds Trishelle last name something italian
Lucy Liu
Connie Nielsen total milf
Scarlett Johansson
Jennifer Connelly
Rose McGowen
Kelly Ripa
Bryce Dallas Howard
Elle Mcpherson
Diane Lane
Giada Delaurentiis
Elizabeth Hurley
there are more but thats not necessary at this point
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#213463 - 01/09/07 07:07 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
alison goldfrapp, absolutly. good call
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#213464 - 01/09/07 07:09 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
trishelle canatella. you're welcome.
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#213465 - 01/09/07 07:11 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
since i'm retiring soon from xpt, i've blown shit with four of those girls.
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#213466 - 01/09/07 07:13 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
after some coke did they seem receptive to a hatefuck and which ones were they?
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#213467 - 01/09/07 07:13 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Abe Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
welcome back G G
nice to have you back

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#213468 - 01/09/07 07:13 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
3, i'm honest.
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#213469 - 01/09/07 07:43 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Mila Kunis, or at least the spoiled bitchy character she plays on "That 70's Show".
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#213470 - 01/09/07 08:00 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Mila Kunis, YESSSSsss!!!

Giada is MINE but I don't mind sharing! mwah ha aha ha!

Rose McGowan is a good pick

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#213471 - 01/09/07 08:01 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
chisulo Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/17/06
Posts: 88
gen padova. because im gay.

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#213472 - 01/09/07 08:02 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
I bet you have nice bitch tits.

Nothing wrong with being gay when you're a pussy.

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#213473 - 01/09/07 08:07 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
chisulo Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/17/06
Posts: 88
Quote:

I bet you have nice bitch tits.

Nothing wrong with being gay when you're a pussy.




that would hurt if you didnt look like thin george costanza. where did the bitch tits come from? look fatmans way if thats what you are into.

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#213474 - 01/09/07 08:12 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Abe Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
Quote:

angelina jolie. cept i want her to hatefuck me.



"Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman." Woody Allen

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#213475 - 01/09/07 08:19 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i have pecs. cassandra and gg have seen them. oprah, but i'd shoot her with a bren-ten.
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#213476 - 01/09/07 08:40 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

I bet you have nice bitch tits.

Nothing wrong with being gay when you're a pussy.




that would hurt if you didnt look like thin george costanza. where did the bitch tits come from? look fatmans way if thats what you are into.




Ummmmmmmmmmm. We've gone over this. Big Belly. No man tits. But, I am sure I am cuter than you.

What kind of a "fagget" asks a woman to fuck him in the ass?



Gen you forgot the most important thing!

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#213477 - 01/09/07 08:45 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
chisulo Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/17/06
Posts: 88
Quote:

But, I am sure I am cuter than you.




yes im sure you are.

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#213478 - 01/09/07 08:49 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

But, I am sure I am cuter than you.




yes im sure you are.




I'm not the one asking for "mansex"!

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#213479 - 01/09/07 08:49 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
unless you two are gonna hatefuck each other take it someplace else
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#213480 - 01/09/07 08:52 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
chisulo Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/17/06
Posts: 88
gen is the only man i could love.

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#213481 - 01/09/07 08:53 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Abe Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
"unless you two are gonna hatefuck each other take it someplace else "

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#213482 - 01/09/07 09:02 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
How romantic!

Anyways, I'd like to add Alyssa Milano without the man haircut though. And perhaps Kiera Knightly, gag factor her underbite straight.

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#213483 - 01/09/07 09:56 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Carla Gugino

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#213484 - 01/09/07 10:04 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
selma blair
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#213485 - 01/09/07 10:05 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Al Snow w/ Head Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/26/05
Posts: 319
Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown
I forgot Patricia Heaton, the cunt from the Raymond show. Another TV wife who needs a good ass fucking to shut her up. I don't even find her attractive.

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#213486 - 01/09/07 10:17 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
foreign hatefucks Aishwarya Rai and Zhang Ziyi



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#213487 - 01/09/07 11:04 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
'nuff said

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#213488 - 01/10/07 08:17 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
MEMBERS OF "THE TRIBE" WHO SHOULD ENJOY A HATE FUCK:
(alpha by 1st name - not to give preference)
(several mentioned previously)

Alicia Silverstone
Alyson Hannigan [American Pie] (mother)
Amanda Peet
Erin Daniels [The L Word] (born Erin Cohen)
Evan Rachel Wood
Gwenyth Paltrow (father)
Helen Hunt (father)
Jamie-Lynn Sigler
Jennifer Connelly (mother)
Julianna Margulies
Kate Hudson (mother)
Keri Russell [Felicity]
Lisa Kudrow
Maggie Gyllenhaal (mother)
Mia Kirshner [L Word]
Michelle Trachtenberg
Mila Kunis
Mili Avital (a bit obsure but gorgeous!)
Natalie Portman
Natasha Lyonne
Neve Campbell (mother)
Phoebe Cates
Rachel Weitz
Rosanna Arquette (mother)
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Sarah Silverman
Scarlet Johansson (mother)
Selma Blair (born Selma Blair Beitner)
Winona Ryder (born Winona Horowitz)

THE PERFECT BACKGROUND HATE FUCK MUSIC FOR THIS!!!!
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#213489 - 01/10/07 08:32 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
oaltrow's sweet. so is smg. i digress like sexycity the negress.
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#213490 - 01/10/07 08:35 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Rory and Lorelei Gilmore, at the same time, no doubt...



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#213491 - 01/10/07 09:33 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

i digress like sexycity the negress.




How dare you bring that name into this thread!!

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#213492 - 01/10/07 09:42 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Abe Offline
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Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
jessica alba - too sweet by a half



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#213493 - 01/10/07 09:44 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
loopnode Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo




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#213494 - 01/10/07 09:51 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
hate fuck





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#213495 - 01/10/07 09:59 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Abe Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
Quote:





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#213496 - 01/10/07 10:06 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
205149-tranny_surprise_2x1.jpg
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#213497 - 01/10/07 11:00 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Big Calm Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
Quote:

hate fuck








Her IR scene in WOC #1 with G-fang was nutts....


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#213498 - 01/10/07 11:05 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Big Calm Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
I always wanted a 3 way with those thick chicks from the B-52's.






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Edited by Big Calm (01/10/07 11:09 PM)

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#213499 - 01/11/07 02:20 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Calvin Offline
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Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
5 pages and noone has mentioned Ann Coulter yet?

Also, Paris Hilton, except for the whole non-wanting-to-contract-Herpes thing.
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#213500 - 01/11/07 04:56 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
TMonty Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
Quote:

jessica alba - too sweet by a half







Jessica Alba at the beach seems to be quite an event: Click 1 & Click 2


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#213501 - 01/11/07 04:58 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

5 pages and noone has mentioned Ann Coulter yet?

Also, Paris Hilton, except for the whole non-wanting-to-contract-Herpes thing.




Good call on Paris... I'd fuck this lazy-eyed bitch silly!



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#213502 - 01/11/07 05:16 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Nichole Ritchie, Paris Hilton, and Wendy Iwanow, the tattoo-covered ex pornette known as Bianca Trump, also aformer consort of the now-dead leader of Aryan Nations Richard Butler, get hated fucked because they have some physical attractiveness. Ann Coulter goes straight to my dungeon for caning, branding, upside down suspension and any other painful things in my perverted imagination.


Edited by ivorenginedriver (01/11/07 05:17 AM)

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#213503 - 01/11/07 05:40 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Alba deserves to get pounded for using a body double in "The Sleeping Dictionary"!!

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#213504 - 01/13/07 12:58 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Gretchen Mol. Great cans.



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#213505 - 01/13/07 05:57 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
Quote:

5 pages and noone has mentioned Ann Coulter yet?






ya want to at least enjoy the HateFuckâ„¢...Coulter would have to be throttled within 20 seconds and I aint no necrophile

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#213506 - 01/13/07 08:19 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
I'm puzzled as this thread has turned into "who I would like to fuck" as opposed to "who I would like to hatefuck."

Here's my choice:



Now, THAT'S a hate fuck!



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#213507 - 01/14/07 05:08 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Maybe we could do an Older Women/Younger Women lesbo thing with Laura and the twins, with 69 and among all parties and finish it off by bringing a bunch of guys to and all three of 'em.

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#213508 - 01/14/07 05:51 AM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
TMonty Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
A porn title with hatefuck potential...

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#213509 - 01/14/07 02:12 PM Re: So who would you hatefuck?
NitneLiun Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
Quote:

Maybe we could do an Older Women/Younger Women lesbo thing with Laura and the twins, with 69 and among all parties and finish it off by bringing a bunch of guys to and all three of 'em.




The Aristocrats!
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