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#213344 - 01/08/07 10:58 PM
Re: Alaska Native Ava Rose Poisoned by Jealous Sister
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Because of the parsnip-like taste and musty smell, it isn't easy to sneak hemlock into ice cream. And the paralysis of the tongue it causes would likely lead more to weight loss than weight gain. [And, would impact her oral skills as well]. The weight gain may seen as verification of her recent lack of meth use, an destructive habit of which Mia is often accused as well. I also tend to prefer Ava over Mia, though it is likely because her hair, eyes, skin and slightly slavic look make her appear like a Czech assistant I lusted for. So though I would be "doing" Ava, it wouldn't even be Ava I was thinking about. I find both sisters highly attractive and would enjoy to participate in multiple Cherish/Cali Marie like P2Ms between them.  Have to have $250k to lose to start my own porn company, though. - Lame-ass Rose Sisters Fanboy who knows Mia's rescued dog's name is "Noah"
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#213346 - 01/08/07 11:10 PM
Re: Alaska Native Ava Rose Poisoned by Jealous Sis
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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As a rule, you must remember that, any picture taken by Luke cuts a girl's stroke factor at least in half. So, I'm sure Ava looks just fine in person. Heavier than before, no doubt, but that's not a bad thing.
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#213347 - 01/08/07 11:17 PM
Re: Alaska Native Ava Rose Poisoned by Jealous Sis
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/30/06
Posts: 55
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I find both sisters highly attractive and would enjoy to participate in multiple Cherish/Cali Marie like P2Ms between them.
You weren't kidding when you said you liked them young, you like them so young they look like fucking fetuses ripped from the womb and covered in whorepaint. Those bitches were hideous and they're thieves, fuck them, their fiveheads and the suitcase pimps they rode in on
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#213348 - 01/08/07 11:23 PM
Re: Alaska Native Ava Rose Poisoned by Jealous Sis
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/30/06
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As a rule, you must remember that, any picture taken by Luke cuts a girl's stroke factor at least in half. So, I'm sure Ava looks just fine in person. Heavier than before, no doubt, but that's not a bad thing.
King, you like thick bitches, I don't hold it against you. I do too. I like Quinne and she is thick as hell. I like them naturally thick though, this is puffy and obviously the result of pornstar detoxing. You can blame it on Luke's camera but also remember that picture of her with those two faggots or even this, hell 99.9 percent of Ford's victims look like shit in this exact same pose but I would still impregnate the bitch.
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#213352 - 01/09/07 12:06 AM
Re: Alaska Native Ava Rose Poisoned by Jealous Sis
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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#213353 - 01/09/07 07:59 AM
Re: Alaska Native Ava Rose Poisoned by Jealous Sis
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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her legs got fat. great face, she's toast in 2 years though. on the topic of alaska. 7 polar bears vs one orca in an olympic-sized pool. proper saline-level and temp, clearly.
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#213354 - 01/09/07 08:36 AM
Re: Alaska Native Ava Rose Poisoned by Jealous Sis
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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I find both sisters highly attractive and would enjoy to participate in multiple Cherish/Cali Marie like P2Ms between them.
You weren't kidding when you said you liked them young, you like them so young they look like fucking fetuses ripped from the womb and covered in whorepaint. Those bitches were hideous and they're thieves, fuck them, their fiveheads and the suitcase pimps they rode in on
They have a great lawyer.
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#213356 - 01/09/07 10:02 AM
Re: Alaska Native Ava Rose Poisoned by Jealous Sis
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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They have a great lawyer.
It appears it was done without their involvement OR (sadly more likely) conspired to have a family member do it.
Apparently they weren't on the bank's video tape.
Would have made a nice "Twins Go to the Big House" video, though.
I love those "Reform School Girls" type films!!!!
I was referring to this letter their "lawyerz" sent Malice.
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#213357 - 01/09/07 10:33 AM
Re: Alaska Native Ava Rose Poisoned by Jealous Sis
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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That's the 1st thread I saw on XPT!!!!!!!!!!! I just loved that!!  Nothing like high-school challenged WT trying to fake a JD!! Adorable!!
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#213358 - 01/09/07 01:45 PM
Re: Alaska Native Ava Rose Poisoned by Jealous Sis
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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on the topic of alaska. 7 polar bears vs one orca in an olympic-sized pool. proper saline-level and temp, clearly.
I'll take the orca all the way, he'll drown 'em all one at at time. Unless one of the polar bears is named Ditka, then all bets are off.
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#213359 - 01/09/07 01:54 PM
Re: Alaska Native Ava Rose Poisoned by Jealous Sis
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/14/04
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She looks like she ate Mia.
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#213360 - 01/09/07 02:23 PM
Re: Alaska Native Ava Rose Poisoned by Jealous Sis
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i've become a youtube fag. i can watch killer whales constantly. they're really the top of the food chain. anything that kills a great white over 15 feet in 2 seconds, hunts in packs and can leap from the ocean dominates. thank god we have japanese people and harpoons and monstar's people have no real laws. "apparently they play with them". could you imagine gypsy getting mugged while she learns to swim as she was a young seal?
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#213363 - 01/09/07 06:11 PM
Re: Alaska Native Ava Rose Poisoned by Jealous Sis
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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her cock is bigger than ryan knox's
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#213367 - 01/10/07 09:43 AM
Re: Alaska Native Ava Rose Poisoned by Jealous Sis
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC
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She looks funny because she's not wearing make-up. These two always hire make-up artist to apply their whore paint before going to these events. So what you are seeing here is the everyday Ave aka Princess Moon Face. I've seen allot of these whores without make-up and it's  . She's a 7 with make-up, about a 5 without.  tho.
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#213368 - 01/10/07 11:30 AM
Re: Alaska Native Ava Rose Poisoned by Jealous Sis
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
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Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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#213369 - 01/10/07 11:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#213370 - 01/10/07 12:13 PM
Re: Alaska Native Ava Rose Poisoned by Jealous Sis
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Porn Fucking Master
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#213371 - 01/15/07 11:41 AM
Re: Alaska Native Ava Rose Poisoned by Jealous Sister
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 12/29/05
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I think Mia is slipping hemlock into Ava's post-meth Haagen Daaz. Next up: breaking Lockwood's kneepcaps, I predict a Kelly Wells style hush job. Why else do you think she got that FOBtastic ride, she's secretly the head bitch of a small group of Japanese gangsters known as the Chatsworth Yakuzas. Word on the street is that she offended them deeply and had to mutilate her nose out of respect.
PS Mia usually people pay to improve their looks so they can roll with a better looking class of people, but that's obviously not the case here. First KSEX now this. I don't know what's worse, in a bed with Tony Batman or within 100 ft of Wankus. The funny thing is that if you were two years younger both would be prohibited by law 
Ahem...my nose is still in place after 300 sex scenes, but I don't remember being hounded by the japanese you jackass!
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#213372 - 01/15/07 11:52 AM
Re: Alaska Native Ava Rose Poisoned by Jealous Sis
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 12/29/05
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her legs got fat. great face, she's toast in 2 years though. on the topic of alaska. 7 polar bears vs one orca in an olympic-sized pool. proper saline-level and temp, clearly.
AAhhh...so just because a girl's legs get thicker, that makes them fat? Meatier yes, but NOT fat. What the fuck is wrong with you people? I mean come on...the girl looks damned good either way. I like girls who have more meat. Shit if I could hold more meat on I would, but I have that damned jackrabbit metabolism.
Edited by Kelly Wells (01/15/07 11:55 AM)
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#213374 - 01/15/07 12:02 PM
Re: Alaska Native Ava Rose Poisoned by Jealous Sis
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
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Kelly, let's be friends. I feel like you could teach me things.
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#213375 - 01/15/07 12:39 PM
Re: Alaska Native Ava Rose Poisoned by Jealous Sis
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Hi Kelly, in the xpt vernacular: "How's it going? "
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#213378 - 01/15/07 09:51 PM
Re: Alaska Native Ava Rose Poisoned by Jealous Sis
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 310
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Rock as in  ?
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#213379 - 01/15/07 11:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#213380 - 01/16/07 03:38 PM
Re: Alaska Native Ava Rose Poisoned by Jealous Sis
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
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That was last summer. : / but the layout just came out. And evidently, I have the cover of Taboo this month with the pictures that Holly Randall took of me in Latex. Fucking love holly. Was standing in line with her for the Red carpet and was nervous talkin to her. ha. : ( sucks. Imma pussy
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#213381 - 01/16/07 04:15 PM
Re: Alaska Native Ava Rose Poisoned by Jealous Sis
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Porn Jesus
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For a girl who's only the 25th hottest star, you're sure having a great 2 months! [sorry about dragging my anger at the other thread here]. From the pictures, video and posts of Holly, I can easily see why you are so intimidated and in awe of her. She is just so haughty, distant and elitest.  If it takes you shaking and puking in her studio bathroom to get those amazing pics ... 
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#213384 - 01/17/07 12:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
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I'm having a great two months? how? My old agent took me off his site with out telling me for this reason " you just do your own thing, you don't fit in to our click" Please shoot me. Fucking couldn't fit in in high school, and now I can't in the porno industry? EVERYTHING FITS IN PORN! :: grabs razor :: 
you set records on how fast you go thru agents, woman.
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#213386 - 01/17/07 12:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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i'm bleeding
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#213387 - 01/17/07 01:17 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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No one gives a fuck about this dirty whore except the guys forced to put their dicks inside her in order to pay for their girlfriends fur coats.
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jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM
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#213388 - 01/17/07 01:19 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
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King... I never said I was smart.  AH! I know do go through agents, but its never cause of bad reasons... Fuck, I don't flake on shoots. I may be late, but not hours, I ALWAYS show up. And always pay my agents the fee. wtf. EVERY single director I have EVER worked for has ALWAYS been more than happy with my attitude, and my scene. I have had ONE bad reveiw and my talent was Hershal Savage..... ::blink:: I suck. I'm fucking sad now. And good night I say!  
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#213389 - 01/17/07 01:21 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
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Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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No one gives a fuck about you bitch. Don't you have an appointment with Roy Jones Jr. so he can break your fucked up nose again?
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jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM
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#213390 - 01/17/07 01:22 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 02/20/06
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I do... at 5 fuck you pm.
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#213391 - 01/17/07 01:26 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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You know what? I just called Roy and he said he's got a Chicken Fight to run tomorrow at 5. Looks like I'm going to be the one that gets to pimp smack yo dumbass tomorrow. Would you like the leather gloves or the brass knuckle special biiitch?
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jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM
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#213392 - 01/17/07 01:31 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
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brass knuckles? fuck that shit. Imma put on some arm floaties.  Just so you look like a dumb ass who got pwnd by a newb wearin em. w00t.
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